A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Aye, the Hot Pants


I’ve never served in the Navy but I like to think I know a thing or two about seamen, and I just don’t think this pinup by Sean Polland (at Creative Visions in Monterey, California) is wearing her uniform correctly. As a matter of fact, I can’t think of a single ship on which this would be acceptable attire. I’m just saying…maybe a little more attention to detail would benefit everyone in the future?

(I’m kidding! I’m kidding. Make with the sexy dames, now and forever, kthx.)

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18 responses to “Aye, the Hot Pants”

  1. Leilani Rose Avatar

    Im down for sexy dames

  2. Brandon Avatar

    “Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.”
    “Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?”

    I’m diggin the tattoo =D

  3. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    That pinup has and ugly face..

  4. Dandy Avatar

    Anyone else see a boob shaped penis above the crotch? with black nipple and all?

    Maybe my gay vision is making me see things where theres not…

  5. VOMIT Avatar

    As portrait tattoos go, this one is not very good. Better than many, but still not very good. Especially the face, she need’s to paper bag that shit!

  6. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    i love the concept though

  7. V Avatar

    I like the concept, not so much the execution.

  8. cuntcumber Avatar

    Please, Jordan, share with us your world of in-depth semen knowledge.

  9. the wong fuckin person Avatar

    lol is it me but does she have package bulge? i thought there was a joke involved in the title so i looked at her pants

  10. slummyx Avatar
    slummyx

    There sure is a lot of white in this tattoo……
    waay to much.

  11. colin Avatar
    colin

    this reminds of one of those fake nude celeb photos where they photoshop a famous person’s face onto a naked body.

  12. CoryVictorious Avatar

    Yea…shes a butterface.

  13. Candice Avatar
    Candice

    the half of her face tilted away from us is very pretty. not so much on the right.

  14. brianna.throws.bricks Avatar

    cute idea. baddd execution

  15. Eric Avatar
    Eric

    her face would be fine if she didnt have a butt chin and what looks kinda like a black eye with swollen cheek

  16. Johnny Mnemonic Avatar
    Johnny Mnemonic

    Jordan, your ability to quote extensively and obscurely from the golden age of the simpsons never ceases to impress

    I’m yet to look at the tattoo, maybe after I watch that episode

  17. Jessorz Avatar

    not a big fan of her face. but she has a pretty hot body. haha.

  18. John Avatar
    John

    I love when barely 20 something year olds with poor tattoos and no tattooing experience offer their enlightened views of other peoples work. Assholes and opinions I suppose.

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