A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

That Hobbit’s Eating An Egg


The last time we checked in with Dustin Poole from Sacred Balance in Calgary, Alberta, we were admiring this excellent sleeve and this sultry silver lady. This time around, though, we have this vulgar unicorn porno, starring this poor, once-majestic creature who passed out drunk one fateful night and woke up in a bathtub with those sinful male bits sewed to his forehead. Life can be so cruel.

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14 responses to “That Hobbit’s Eating An Egg”

  1. peteD3 Avatar
    peteD3

    man this is really impressive.
    even before looking at the other pieces this artist has done, it looked like somebody good must have done this crazy shit.
    it takes skill to do slobber so fine

  2. Mortimer Shrew Avatar
    Mortimer Shrew

    the screwnicorn

  3. Riley Avatar
    Riley

    The hair on the penis horn offends me, but I’m fine with the rest. lol

  4. Will Avatar
    Will

    Great design; quality tattoo. Love it. Jealous. Wish I was wearing it.

  5. Will Avatar
    Will

    Forgot to say: love that penis and those pubic hairs that curl so elegantly! Truly awesome tattoo.

  6. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Since there is blood dripping from the neck, does that mean the unicorns head was chopped off? Hahaha.

    Amazing.

  7. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    The only thing that grosses me out, is the single SUPER long curly hair that is actually growing off the penis shaft. What the hell? Hahaha

  8. jason Avatar
    jason

    There is a woman named Valerie Martino who lives in Nashville Tennessee and performs noisey drill-and-bass-ish music under the name Unicorn Hard-on.

  9. alouicious Avatar
    alouicious

    bwahahahahahahahaha! so amazingly jealous! you have no idea!

  10. marc Avatar

    PENISHEAD LOL

  11. -LEO- Avatar
    -LEO-

    LOL, pubic hair!!
    Looks like a she, it’s got lipstick
    Tough life that of a shemale unicorn, I’d guess

  12. brittney Avatar
    brittney

    haha weinercorn!

  13. Kyiel Avatar
    Kyiel

    Ya, i work with dustin and this tattoo was so awsome to watch get done. the guy lost a bet over a poker game and had to get it, then his friends made him pay for it. Yep, what a way to spend 300 bucks after losing 200 in the poker game….lol.

  14. cookie Avatar
    cookie

    funny idea but who needs an extra dick added on when the tattoo itself already looks like dick without it

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