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A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

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You Don’t Win Friends With Salad

Written by

Jordan Ginsberg


Good afternoon, ModBloggers! Hope the day finds you well. Whether you’re celebrating Easter, watching a full slate of baseball or just enjoying the sun, what better way to wrap up a day than with a visit from the meat fairy? Clearly, Lindsay agrees.

(Tattoo by Eric Blood at Hardnox Tattoo in Franklin, New Jersey.)

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18 responses to “You Don’t Win Friends With Salad”

  1. the wong fuckin person Avatar
    the wong fuckin person

    LOL!

  2. xIANxSCISSORSx Avatar
    xIANxSCISSORSx

    The funny thing is Lindsay really does love meat……..way to much. ugh lol

  3. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Her face makes me unhappy. nice shading though.

  4. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    to each their own

  5. Guilt of Eve Avatar
    Guilt of Eve

    Woo Hoo! Rocks my socks!!!!!

  6. brianna.throws.bricks Avatar
    brianna.throws.bricks

    creepy

  7. marc Avatar
    marc

    tranny lol

  8. Ashley Avatar
    Ashley

    simpsons reference <3

  9. socialcoma Avatar
    socialcoma

    actual simpsons quote “you don’t make friends with salad”

  10. Dandy Avatar
    Dandy

    Very nice portrait, funny subject matter thou 😉

  11. trailerparkjesus Avatar
    trailerparkjesus

    I was totally reminded of sound garden’s music video for black hole sun when i saw this.

    funny tattoo regardless.

  12. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    I like the shading and the hair!

  13. hay Avatar
    hay

    She looks like Kelly from those old navy mannequin commercials

  14. goldust Avatar
    goldust

    Nice girl!!! Good meat!!!

  15. CoryVictorious Avatar
    CoryVictorious

    Lindsay’s ‘Zombie betty page’ tattoo should date zombie jesus.

  16. w Avatar
    w

    her clothes look odd..

  17. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    i like this overall, but he eyes are definitely blackholesun creepy.
    i feel like it need sa banner or something…maybe a nipple

  18. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    Just an arbitrary nipple? like on her forehead? or on the slab of meat? I could get into that actually. Either way good work. Eric you are the man. Lindsay you are not. But you are the woman.

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