A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Photoshopped!


So, when we got this photo from Matthias, something seemed a little fishy, a little off. Were his lobes fake? No, no. The white background brightened a bit too much? Nah. And that’s when we realized…tricky bastard Photoshopped urine in place of beer in that gigantic mug. April Fools! Really though, get off the Internet right now before that goddamn Internet worm finds you and molests the shit out of your computers.

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Comments

44 responses to “Photoshopped!”

  1. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    great caption thing, lol!

  2. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    great caption thing, lol!

  3. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    great caption thing, lol!

  4. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    great caption thing, lol!

  5. Will Avatar
    Will

    It fooled me. I never guessed it was urine in that mug. How could a cool dude like Matthias pull a stunt like that !!!

  6. Will Avatar
    Will

    It fooled me. I never guessed it was urine in that mug. How could a cool dude like Matthias pull a stunt like that !!!

  7. Will Avatar
    Will

    It fooled me. I never guessed it was urine in that mug. How could a cool dude like Matthias pull a stunt like that !!!

  8. Will Avatar
    Will

    It fooled me. I never guessed it was urine in that mug. How could a cool dude like Matthias pull a stunt like that !!!

  9. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    The “goddamn internet worm” is Windows only. So don’t panic, there is no need to worry.

  10. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    The “goddamn internet worm” is Windows only. So don’t panic, there is no need to worry.

  11. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    The “goddamn internet worm” is Windows only. So don’t panic, there is no need to worry.

  12. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    The “goddamn internet worm” is Windows only. So don’t panic, there is no need to worry.

  13. -LEO- Avatar
    -LEO-

    Give him some credit, how much beer would you have to drink to fill that mug with your urine?
    I’m surprised he can still stand

  14. -LEO- Avatar
    -LEO-

    Give him some credit, how much beer would you have to drink to fill that mug with your urine?
    I’m surprised he can still stand

  15. -LEO- Avatar
    -LEO-

    Give him some credit, how much beer would you have to drink to fill that mug with your urine?
    I’m surprised he can still stand

  16. -LEO- Avatar
    -LEO-

    Give him some credit, how much beer would you have to drink to fill that mug with your urine?
    I’m surprised he can still stand

  17. iva Avatar
    iva

    people still use windows? yeek!

    nice mug 😀

  18. iva Avatar
    iva

    people still use windows? yeek!

    nice mug 😀

  19. iva Avatar
    iva

    people still use windows? yeek!

    nice mug 😀

  20. iva Avatar
    iva

    people still use windows? yeek!

    nice mug 😀

  21. Will Avatar
    Will

    #4 Hey Leo, maybe he had some help from his student mates. Students have an amazing capacity for turning large quantities of beer into urine. When they get older (like me) they move on to large quantites of wine. It’s a great photo.

  22. Will Avatar
    Will

    #4 Hey Leo, maybe he had some help from his student mates. Students have an amazing capacity for turning large quantities of beer into urine. When they get older (like me) they move on to large quantites of wine. It’s a great photo.

  23. Will Avatar
    Will

    #4 Hey Leo, maybe he had some help from his student mates. Students have an amazing capacity for turning large quantities of beer into urine. When they get older (like me) they move on to large quantites of wine. It’s a great photo.

  24. Will Avatar
    Will

    #4 Hey Leo, maybe he had some help from his student mates. Students have an amazing capacity for turning large quantities of beer into urine. When they get older (like me) they move on to large quantites of wine. It’s a great photo.

  25. Peter Avatar

    I really don’t think this is photoshopped.

  26. Peter Avatar

    I really don’t think this is photoshopped.

  27. Peter Avatar

    I really don’t think this is photoshopped.

  28. Peter Avatar

    I really don’t think this is photoshopped.

  29. PhilipBarbosa Avatar

    This is the lamest last minute attempt at an April Fools joke ever! Hey Jordan, how about you start planning next year now so you wont forget this time and you will have something better than a mug of piss that is clearly not photoshopped!

  30. PhilipBarbosa Avatar

    This is the lamest last minute attempt at an April Fools joke ever! Hey Jordan, how about you start planning next year now so you wont forget this time and you will have something better than a mug of piss that is clearly not photoshopped!

  31. PhilipBarbosa Avatar

    This is the lamest last minute attempt at an April Fools joke ever! Hey Jordan, how about you start planning next year now so you wont forget this time and you will have something better than a mug of piss that is clearly not photoshopped!

  32. PhilipBarbosa Avatar

    This is the lamest last minute attempt at an April Fools joke ever! Hey Jordan, how about you start planning next year now so you wont forget this time and you will have something better than a mug of piss that is clearly not photoshopped!

  33. blindedbyfear Avatar

    +10 for the suicide silence shirt.

  34. blindedbyfear Avatar

    +10 for the suicide silence shirt.

  35. blindedbyfear Avatar

    +10 for the suicide silence shirt.

  36. blindedbyfear Avatar

    +10 for the suicide silence shirt.

  37. Jessorz Avatar

    @6: totally agree. lol.

  38. Jessorz Avatar

    @6: totally agree. lol.

  39. Jessorz Avatar

    @6: totally agree. lol.

  40. Jessorz Avatar

    @6: totally agree. lol.

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