A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

You’d Prefer An Astronaut


Hey, look at this handsome gent! Young David and some school chums staged an impromptu photo-shoot during their photography class the other day and here we have the glorious result. More shots of the shampoo commercial model of the future, after the jump.

Comments

220 responses to “You’d Prefer An Astronaut”

  1. Mechanic-Organic Avatar
    Mechanic-Organic

    David, you look like a kitten on the hunt for a tummy scratch in that second one.
    Meeee-yow!

  2. Mechanic-Organic Avatar
    Mechanic-Organic

    David, you look like a kitten on the hunt for a tummy scratch in that second one.
    Meeee-yow!

  3. Mechanic-Organic Avatar
    Mechanic-Organic

    David, you look like a kitten on the hunt for a tummy scratch in that second one.
    Meeee-yow!

  4. Mechanic-Organic Avatar
    Mechanic-Organic

    David, you look like a kitten on the hunt for a tummy scratch in that second one.
    Meeee-yow!

  5. Mechanic-Organic Avatar
    Mechanic-Organic

    David, you look like a kitten on the hunt for a tummy scratch in that second one.
    Meeee-yow!

  6. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    cool man, looks like they are having fun
    impressive lobes and sweet ink too. i hope there is a followup featuring that half sleeve!

  7. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    cool man, looks like they are having fun
    impressive lobes and sweet ink too. i hope there is a followup featuring that half sleeve!

  8. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    cool man, looks like they are having fun
    impressive lobes and sweet ink too. i hope there is a followup featuring that half sleeve!

  9. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    cool man, looks like they are having fun
    impressive lobes and sweet ink too. i hope there is a followup featuring that half sleeve!

  10. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    cool man, looks like they are having fun
    impressive lobes and sweet ink too. i hope there is a followup featuring that half sleeve!

  11. blackroses Avatar

    who needs an astronaut??

    which shelf did he come off??

    xxx

  12. blackroses Avatar

    who needs an astronaut??

    which shelf did he come off??

    xxx

  13. blackroses Avatar

    who needs an astronaut??

    which shelf did he come off??

    xxx

  14. blackroses Avatar

    who needs an astronaut??

    which shelf did he come off??

    xxx

  15. blackroses Avatar

    who needs an astronaut??

    which shelf did he come off??

    xxx

  16. Samantha Avatar

    Oh, my. What a cupcake! Gorgeous.

  17. Samantha Avatar

    Oh, my. What a cupcake! Gorgeous.

  18. Samantha Avatar

    Oh, my. What a cupcake! Gorgeous.

  19. Samantha Avatar

    Oh, my. What a cupcake! Gorgeous.

  20. Samantha Avatar

    Oh, my. What a cupcake! Gorgeous.

  21. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    What a babe… and a silly one, too. Even better. 😀

  22. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    What a babe… and a silly one, too. Even better. 😀

  23. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    What a babe… and a silly one, too. Even better. 😀

  24. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    What a babe… and a silly one, too. Even better. 😀

  25. Sarah Avatar
    Sarah

    What a babe… and a silly one, too. Even better. 😀

  26. egg Avatar
    egg

    i still think you just look like a smurf…

  27. egg Avatar
    egg

    i still think you just look like a smurf…

  28. egg Avatar
    egg

    i still think you just look like a smurf…

  29. egg Avatar
    egg

    i still think you just look like a smurf…

  30. egg Avatar
    egg

    i still think you just look like a smurf…

  31. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Someone should pass a law where this boy has to smile. ALL the time.

  32. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Someone should pass a law where this boy has to smile. ALL the time.

  33. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Someone should pass a law where this boy has to smile. ALL the time.

  34. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Someone should pass a law where this boy has to smile. ALL the time.

  35. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    Someone should pass a law where this boy has to smile. ALL the time.

  36. elad Avatar

    hah i told you !

  37. elad Avatar

    hah i told you !

  38. elad Avatar

    hah i told you !

  39. elad Avatar

    hah i told you !

  40. elad Avatar

    hah i told you !

  41. javiera Avatar
    javiera

    nice! nice! nice!

  42. javiera Avatar
    javiera

    nice! nice! nice!

  43. javiera Avatar
    javiera

    nice! nice! nice!

  44. javiera Avatar
    javiera

    nice! nice! nice!

  45. javiera Avatar
    javiera

    nice! nice! nice!

  46. Squibbles Avatar
    Squibbles

    Wow he is Gorgeous
    x

  47. Squibbles Avatar
    Squibbles

    Wow he is Gorgeous
    x

  48. Squibbles Avatar
    Squibbles

    Wow he is Gorgeous
    x

  49. Squibbles Avatar
    Squibbles

    Wow he is Gorgeous
    x

  50. Squibbles Avatar
    Squibbles

    Wow he is Gorgeous
    x

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