A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

You’d Prefer An Astronaut


Hey, look at this handsome gent! Young David and some school chums staged an impromptu photo-shoot during their photography class the other day and here we have the glorious result. More shots of the shampoo commercial model of the future, after the jump.

Comments

220 responses to “You’d Prefer An Astronaut”

  1. VOMIT Avatar

    The last one totally cracks me up. He is adorable and I am terribly jealous of his lobes.

  2. VOMIT Avatar

    The last one totally cracks me up. He is adorable and I am terribly jealous of his lobes.

  3. VOMIT Avatar

    The last one totally cracks me up. He is adorable and I am terribly jealous of his lobes.

  4. VOMIT Avatar

    The last one totally cracks me up. He is adorable and I am terribly jealous of his lobes.

  5. VOMIT Avatar

    The last one totally cracks me up. He is adorable and I am terribly jealous of his lobes.

  6. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    Aw he’s so cute. :3

    Nice lobes and delicious hip bone. mmm. I’d like to see the dress rehearsal for that shampoo commercial. ;p

    sex.

  7. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    Aw he’s so cute. :3

    Nice lobes and delicious hip bone. mmm. I’d like to see the dress rehearsal for that shampoo commercial. ;p

    sex.

  8. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    Aw he’s so cute. :3

    Nice lobes and delicious hip bone. mmm. I’d like to see the dress rehearsal for that shampoo commercial. ;p

    sex.

  9. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    Aw he’s so cute. :3

    Nice lobes and delicious hip bone. mmm. I’d like to see the dress rehearsal for that shampoo commercial. ;p

    sex.

  10. h3cknot3kno Avatar
    h3cknot3kno

    Aw he’s so cute. :3

    Nice lobes and delicious hip bone. mmm. I’d like to see the dress rehearsal for that shampoo commercial. ;p

    sex.

  11. swoon Avatar

    the last picture made my life, hahahaha. <3

  12. swoon Avatar

    the last picture made my life, hahahaha. <3

  13. swoon Avatar

    the last picture made my life, hahahaha. <3

  14. swoon Avatar

    the last picture made my life, hahahaha. <3

  15. swoon Avatar

    the last picture made my life, hahahaha. <3

  16. katy prost Avatar

    what a little model!

  17. katy prost Avatar

    what a little model!

  18. katy prost Avatar

    what a little model!

  19. katy prost Avatar

    what a little model!

  20. katy prost Avatar

    what a little model!

  21. o Avatar
    o

    would also like to know how big they are

  22. o Avatar
    o

    would also like to know how big they are

  23. o Avatar
    o

    would also like to know how big they are

  24. o Avatar
    o

    would also like to know how big they are

  25. o Avatar
    o

    would also like to know how big they are

  26. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    He’s dreamy. =D

  27. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    He’s dreamy. =D

  28. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    He’s dreamy. =D

  29. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    He’s dreamy. =D

  30. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    He’s dreamy. =D

  31. lauren Avatar
    lauren

    woah wat size lobe is that! mammoth! MEAN.

    looking gud.

  32. lauren Avatar
    lauren

    woah wat size lobe is that! mammoth! MEAN.

    looking gud.

  33. lauren Avatar
    lauren

    woah wat size lobe is that! mammoth! MEAN.

    looking gud.

  34. lauren Avatar
    lauren

    woah wat size lobe is that! mammoth! MEAN.

    looking gud.

  35. lauren Avatar
    lauren

    woah wat size lobe is that! mammoth! MEAN.

    looking gud.

  36. GabyMJunkie Avatar
    GabyMJunkie

    I feel like a creep I keep coming back here just to look at him….hahha <33

  37. GabyMJunkie Avatar
    GabyMJunkie

    I feel like a creep I keep coming back here just to look at him….hahha <33

  38. GabyMJunkie Avatar
    GabyMJunkie

    I feel like a creep I keep coming back here just to look at him….hahha <33

  39. GabyMJunkie Avatar
    GabyMJunkie

    I feel like a creep I keep coming back here just to look at him….hahha <33

  40. GabyMJunkie Avatar
    GabyMJunkie

    I feel like a creep I keep coming back here just to look at him….hahha <33

  41. DavidH. Avatar

    :] My ears are around 2 5/8″. I tend to move around between 2 3/4″ and 2 1/2″.

  42. DavidH. Avatar

    :] My ears are around 2 5/8″. I tend to move around between 2 3/4″ and 2 1/2″.

  43. DavidH. Avatar

    :] My ears are around 2 5/8″. I tend to move around between 2 3/4″ and 2 1/2″.

  44. DavidH. Avatar

    :] My ears are around 2 5/8″. I tend to move around between 2 3/4″ and 2 1/2″.

  45. DavidH. Avatar

    :] My ears are around 2 5/8″. I tend to move around between 2 3/4″ and 2 1/2″.

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