A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

What Would You Do For An Apprenticeship?


Sean Philips is quite the taskmaster:

Mr. Atlanta/Alan, an applicant for an apprenticeship with Sean Philips, got this “What Would Sean Do?” My Little Pony tattoo done by Sean’s wife, Rianne. This type of ass kissing goes a long way.

Mercifully, Alan got the apprenticeship. And a good thing, too, otherwise we might have been hearing about this story on the local news.

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Comments

80 responses to “What Would You Do For An Apprenticeship?”

  1. joe Avatar
    joe

    hahahaha i love it

  2. joe Avatar
    joe

    hahahaha i love it

  3. joe Avatar
    joe

    hahahaha i love it

  4. joe Avatar
    joe

    hahahaha i love it

  5. Atlanta Avatar

    capitals sir! ImmureME. also Philips has one L. Thanks for sharing mine and Sean’s love for toon bestiality rape with the world though!

    more “What Would Sean Do?” tattoos:
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=147618176

  6. Atlanta Avatar

    capitals sir! ImmureME. also Philips has one L. Thanks for sharing mine and Sean’s love for toon bestiality rape with the world though!

    more “What Would Sean Do?” tattoos:
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=147618176

  7. Atlanta Avatar

    capitals sir! ImmureME. also Philips has one L. Thanks for sharing mine and Sean’s love for toon bestiality rape with the world though!

    more “What Would Sean Do?” tattoos:
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=147618176

  8. Atlanta Avatar

    capitals sir! ImmureME. also Philips has one L. Thanks for sharing mine and Sean’s love for toon bestiality rape with the world though!

    more “What Would Sean Do?” tattoos:
    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=147618176

  9. bena Avatar

    sean… isn’t he that guy that pretends to be a doctor on bme 😉

  10. bena Avatar

    sean… isn’t he that guy that pretends to be a doctor on bme 😉

  11. bena Avatar

    sean… isn’t he that guy that pretends to be a doctor on bme 😉

  12. bena Avatar

    sean… isn’t he that guy that pretends to be a doctor on bme 😉

  13. DuckieVamp Avatar

    That is fantastic xD

  14. DuckieVamp Avatar

    That is fantastic xD

  15. DuckieVamp Avatar

    That is fantastic xD

  16. DuckieVamp Avatar

    That is fantastic xD

  17. 5kem5 Avatar
    5kem5

    thank the lord for laser removal

  18. 5kem5 Avatar
    5kem5

    thank the lord for laser removal

  19. 5kem5 Avatar
    5kem5

    thank the lord for laser removal

  20. 5kem5 Avatar
    5kem5

    thank the lord for laser removal

  21. swoon Avatar

    if this guy continues on to become a really good tattoo artist, he’s going to love sharing the story of this one. hahaha

  22. swoon Avatar

    if this guy continues on to become a really good tattoo artist, he’s going to love sharing the story of this one. hahaha

  23. swoon Avatar

    if this guy continues on to become a really good tattoo artist, he’s going to love sharing the story of this one. hahaha

  24. swoon Avatar

    if this guy continues on to become a really good tattoo artist, he’s going to love sharing the story of this one. hahaha

  25. ImmureME Avatar

    It’s not going anywhere.

  26. ImmureME Avatar

    It’s not going anywhere.

  27. ImmureME Avatar

    It’s not going anywhere.

  28. ImmureME Avatar

    It’s not going anywhere.

  29. ImmureME Avatar

    (that was directed to #5)

  30. ImmureME Avatar

    (that was directed to #5)

  31. ImmureME Avatar

    (that was directed to #5)

  32. ImmureME Avatar

    (that was directed to #5)

  33. nickels Avatar
    nickels

    this makes me smile so hard!!
    hahahaha i love how there is a ‘following’ kinda with all the different kinds :)))
    i’d get one. fer sher.

  34. nickels Avatar
    nickels

    this makes me smile so hard!!
    hahahaha i love how there is a ‘following’ kinda with all the different kinds :)))
    i’d get one. fer sher.

  35. nickels Avatar
    nickels

    this makes me smile so hard!!
    hahahaha i love how there is a ‘following’ kinda with all the different kinds :)))
    i’d get one. fer sher.

  36. nickels Avatar
    nickels

    this makes me smile so hard!!
    hahahaha i love how there is a ‘following’ kinda with all the different kinds :)))
    i’d get one. fer sher.

  37. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Wow, what an incredibly stupid thing to do for an apprenticeship. There are people far better than Phillips that would have just said “sure, lets try it” if asked.

    This is one sick, sick fucking scene, man.

  38. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Wow, what an incredibly stupid thing to do for an apprenticeship. There are people far better than Phillips that would have just said “sure, lets try it” if asked.

    This is one sick, sick fucking scene, man.

  39. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Wow, what an incredibly stupid thing to do for an apprenticeship. There are people far better than Phillips that would have just said “sure, lets try it” if asked.

    This is one sick, sick fucking scene, man.

  40. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Wow, what an incredibly stupid thing to do for an apprenticeship. There are people far better than Phillips that would have just said “sure, lets try it” if asked.

    This is one sick, sick fucking scene, man.

  41. Clara Avatar

    at least it’s not black ink. he can cover it with a huge tribal design or something.

  42. Clara Avatar

    at least it’s not black ink. he can cover it with a huge tribal design or something.

  43. Clara Avatar

    at least it’s not black ink. he can cover it with a huge tribal design or something.

  44. Clara Avatar

    at least it’s not black ink. he can cover it with a huge tribal design or something.

  45. Jessorz Avatar

    thats awesome. and why would he want to cover it? it’s a great memory. i’d do the same thing. haha.

  46. Jessorz Avatar

    thats awesome. and why would he want to cover it? it’s a great memory. i’d do the same thing. haha.

  47. Jessorz Avatar

    thats awesome. and why would he want to cover it? it’s a great memory. i’d do the same thing. haha.

  48. Jessorz Avatar

    thats awesome. and why would he want to cover it? it’s a great memory. i’d do the same thing. haha.

  49. Heretic138 Avatar
    Heretic138

    its important to have self-respect and not let people do shit to you.
    i hope Alan enjoyed the hell out of the experience and his emploters havent gotten the impression that thry can walk all over him.

  50. Heretic138 Avatar
    Heretic138

    its important to have self-respect and not let people do shit to you.
    i hope Alan enjoyed the hell out of the experience and his emploters havent gotten the impression that thry can walk all over him.

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