Is there a better way to wake up than to a tattoo of Bear Grylls, the manliest Briton since, I don’t know, the Queen Mother, chowing down on some tendons? No. No there is not. And to the inevitable people who will feel the need to pipe up and claim that Man Vs. Wild is faked or exaggerated or what have you, let me just say you are a heartless cockblocker and I hope a meteor shower hits your television. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat a live rabbit stuffed inside a live turtle, for protein.
(Tattoo by Dustin at FX Tattoos in Asthabula, Ohio.)
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88 responses to “Let Bear Grylls Catch You Some Breakfast”
my favourite Bear moment was during an episode in the desert, no water for miles he drank his own urine from a snake skin. 🙂 i like Bear, he shits all over Ray Mears… especially when he strips off.
i won’t comment on the tattoo, not my cup of tea.
my favourite Bear moment was during an episode in the desert, no water for miles he drank his own urine from a snake skin. 🙂 i like Bear, he shits all over Ray Mears… especially when he strips off.
i won’t comment on the tattoo, not my cup of tea.
i like bear grylls! man v wild is way more entertaining than survivor man, plus that guy is a prick.
you can quote me on that.
and i will like the person above me, not comment on the tattoo.
i like bear grylls! man v wild is way more entertaining than survivor man, plus that guy is a prick.
you can quote me on that.
and i will like the person above me, not comment on the tattoo.
is it just me or is he eating a bloody tampon???
is it just me or is he eating a bloody tampon???
when our kids get to be our age he will be remembered as the new chuck norris
when our kids get to be our age he will be remembered as the new chuck norris
fuck bear grylls! survivor man might not do the shit bear does but that because he does everything by himself, survivor man is a realist, bear is a dumb ass, “o let me jump off a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom because this might happen to you”, no it wont because a sane person wouldn’t do that. fuck you bear.
fuck bear grylls! survivor man might not do the shit bear does but that because he does everything by himself, survivor man is a realist, bear is a dumb ass, “o let me jump off a cliff with jagged rocks at the bottom because this might happen to you”, no it wont because a sane person wouldn’t do that. fuck you bear.
Survivor Man ftw
Survivor Man ftw
my vote goes with survivorman
my vote goes with survivorman
survivor man is the true outdoors man. Ive learned way more shit from Les Stroud than Mr. Bear.
and the tattoo, well, he looks like a mongoloid
survivor man is the true outdoors man. Ive learned way more shit from Les Stroud than Mr. Bear.
and the tattoo, well, he looks like a mongoloid
And the Emmy goes to….probably not Bear or Les, but more credit given to Les Stroud for his more realistic portrayment of what to do in a survival situation (and having no backup camera crew and first aid folks).
And…… yeah, no comment on the tattoo itself.
And the Emmy goes to….probably not Bear or Les, but more credit given to Les Stroud for his more realistic portrayment of what to do in a survival situation (and having no backup camera crew and first aid folks).
And…… yeah, no comment on the tattoo itself.
Les!
Les!
The tattoo looks like Lee Evans :>
The tattoo looks like Lee Evans :>
a survivorman tattoo would have been better.
a survivorman tattoo would have been better.
I vote Gilbert Gottfried for look a likes.
I vote Gilbert Gottfried for look a likes.
all you kids are crazy. sticking up for les stroud like he would get personally offended by this post. when it comes down to it, surivorman is overall a more realistic yet much more boring portrayal of how to solely survive in one area as you wait for help. man vs wild on the other hand does things to not only test the limit and strength that bear himself possess but how to cover distance and not to waste time.
blahblahblah, anyway the tattoo is silly and he does look like he’s eating a bloody tampon.
all you kids are crazy. sticking up for les stroud like he would get personally offended by this post. when it comes down to it, surivorman is overall a more realistic yet much more boring portrayal of how to solely survive in one area as you wait for help. man vs wild on the other hand does things to not only test the limit and strength that bear himself possess but how to cover distance and not to waste time.
blahblahblah, anyway the tattoo is silly and he does look like he’s eating a bloody tampon.
who gives a shit if man vs. wild is faked his name is BEAR
who gives a shit if man vs. wild is faked his name is BEAR
Quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
Quite possibly the sexiest man alive.
that….just…sucks,and it looks nothing like the man
that….just…sucks,and it looks nothing like the man
#14
exactly what I was thinking
#14
exactly what I was thinking
Maybe it’s the boy scout in me, but i have to go with les. Not saying bear isn’t entertaining.
Maybe it’s the boy scout in me, but i have to go with les. Not saying bear isn’t entertaining.
#13, he’s not quite Gilbert Gotfried. His eyes still aren’t squinty enough.
#13, he’s not quite Gilbert Gotfried. His eyes still aren’t squinty enough.
I was going to say a young George Bush. Also, Les ftw. That man carries 60 lbs of camera stuff with him, and does everything alone. Bear never has to deal with loneliness, although I don’t mind a nude Bear jumping into water.
I was going to say a young George Bush. Also, Les ftw. That man carries 60 lbs of camera stuff with him, and does everything alone. Bear never has to deal with loneliness, although I don’t mind a nude Bear jumping into water.
“Test the limit and strength that bear himself possess”? Fucker sleeps in hotels. I’m curious precisely what “ex-SAS” constitutes, other than darning the guys’ socks so they wouldn’t make him eat bugs again. Evidently, he got to like it somewhere.
“Test the limit and strength that bear himself possess”? Fucker sleeps in hotels. I’m curious precisely what “ex-SAS” constitutes, other than darning the guys’ socks so they wouldn’t make him eat bugs again. Evidently, he got to like it somewhere.
#19 im an eagle scout, and some of the stuff Les does are flat out wrong, same can be said for bear too.
Bear is SAS he is former military, he does things in a military fashion.
Les has little formal skills and is simply an out doors man, he does his in very specific circumstances and takes little risk. bear tasks great personal risks, so i allow that he can sleep in a hotel.
there, im the new internet authority on bad ass people like bear.
#19 im an eagle scout, and some of the stuff Les does are flat out wrong, same can be said for bear too.
Bear is SAS he is former military, he does things in a military fashion.
Les has little formal skills and is simply an out doors man, he does his in very specific circumstances and takes little risk. bear tasks great personal risks, so i allow that he can sleep in a hotel.
there, im the new internet authority on bad ass people like bear.
Hmm, I thought it was bush for a second… lol
Hmm, I thought it was bush for a second… lol
@ #17 (i think) it is meant to be a classic traditional tattoo, realism is not the main objective.
@ #17 (i think) it is meant to be a classic traditional tattoo, realism is not the main objective.