Burgh heard the screams, the cries, and before he ever saw it, he knew exactly what had happened. He ran out into the backyard and there it was: His daughter, Sophie, on her first birthday, had killed and eaten a Smurf. Look at that face, that uninhibited bloodlust. Why? Who knows why. Sophie’s not talking. And not a jury in the world is going to convict a baby.
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141 responses to “Eh, Maybe Texas”
I think its really funny how the kid has like no hair, but still manages to have a ponytail haha
Am I the only one who thinks those cupcakes look fucking delicious?
Am I the only one who thinks those cupcakes look fucking delicious?
Am I the only one who thinks those cupcakes look fucking delicious?
I looked at the pic and was thinking about cupcakes before reading the story…I nearly spit out my orange juice when it turned to Smurf murder. Epic. xD
I looked at the pic and was thinking about cupcakes before reading the story…I nearly spit out my orange juice when it turned to Smurf murder. Epic. xD
I looked at the pic and was thinking about cupcakes before reading the story…I nearly spit out my orange juice when it turned to Smurf murder. Epic. xD
OMG AMAZING I LOVE THIS.
OMG AMAZING I LOVE THIS.
OMG AMAZING I LOVE THIS.
Ohh the poor cupcakes.
Ohh the poor cupcakes.
Ohh the poor cupcakes.
Normally your captions make me sick in the stomach, but this one was exactly where my mind went. Love it. Uber cure baby.
Normally your captions make me sick in the stomach, but this one was exactly where my mind went. Love it. Uber cure baby.
Normally your captions make me sick in the stomach, but this one was exactly where my mind went. Love it. Uber cure baby.
I LOVE IT! A
ARRRR! she looks just like a zombie child-doll SOOOOOO CUTE!
I LOVE IT! A
ARRRR! she looks just like a zombie child-doll SOOOOOO CUTE!
I LOVE IT! A
ARRRR! she looks just like a zombie child-doll SOOOOOO CUTE!
That baby is not wearing gloves!
That baby is not wearing gloves!
That baby is not wearing gloves!
*callsPeta
*callsPeta
*callsPeta
so nice and cute 🙂
so nice and cute 🙂
so nice and cute 🙂
Haha… cute babies + cupcakes= always good.
Haha… cute babies + cupcakes= always good.
Haha… cute babies + cupcakes= always good.
Texas maybe? No… This is SPARTAAAAAAA!!!†††
Alright… who is going to make this the next motivational poster?
Texas maybe? No… This is SPARTAAAAAAA!!!†††
Alright… who is going to make this the next motivational poster?
Texas maybe? No… This is SPARTAAAAAAA!!!†††
Alright… who is going to make this the next motivational poster?
haha looks like shes doing a re-enactment ” i went aaaaaa nom nom nom nom”
haha looks like shes doing a re-enactment ” i went aaaaaa nom nom nom nom”
haha looks like shes doing a re-enactment ” i went aaaaaa nom nom nom nom”
“No jury is going to convict a baby…maybe Texas.”
“No jury is going to convict a baby…maybe Texas.”
“No jury is going to convict a baby…maybe Texas.”
cutest thing ever 🙂
cutest thing ever 🙂
cutest thing ever 🙂
This is beyond adorable!!!
This is beyond adorable!!!
This is beyond adorable!!!
That is absolutely freaking cute as heck.
And his shirt is awesomesauce, btw.
That is absolutely freaking cute as heck.
And his shirt is awesomesauce, btw.
That is absolutely freaking cute as heck.
And his shirt is awesomesauce, btw.
Hee hee, that is so cute!