A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Ain’t Found a Way to Kill Me Yet


Says Laura:

My cock’s so big I walk on it.

Boosh! Waaait a second … Laura is a girl’s name! Ohhh no no, none of this adds up! Sigh. Say goodnight, ModBlog.

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Comments

96 responses to “Ain’t Found a Way to Kill Me Yet”

  1. smorter Avatar
    smorter

    wow, this is really lame, I just think there’s better content to post besides boring jokes

  2. smorter Avatar
    smorter

    wow, this is really lame, I just think there’s better content to post besides boring jokes

  3. smorter Avatar
    smorter

    wow, this is really lame, I just think there’s better content to post besides boring jokes

  4. smorter Avatar
    smorter

    wow, this is really lame, I just think there’s better content to post besides boring jokes

  5. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    oh man. i love it.

  6. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    oh man. i love it.

  7. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    oh man. i love it.

  8. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    oh man. i love it.

  9. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    🙂

  10. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    🙂

  11. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    🙂

  12. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    🙂

  13. silvereden Avatar
    silvereden

    the Alice in Chains quote alone is reason for me to love it. ^_^

  14. silvereden Avatar
    silvereden

    the Alice in Chains quote alone is reason for me to love it. ^_^

  15. silvereden Avatar
    silvereden

    the Alice in Chains quote alone is reason for me to love it. ^_^

  16. silvereden Avatar
    silvereden

    the Alice in Chains quote alone is reason for me to love it. ^_^

  17. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    It looks really detailed for being so small, pretty neat. I always love rooster tattoos. Especially the double bantam chicken thigh pierces that were shown here once.

  18. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    It looks really detailed for being so small, pretty neat. I always love rooster tattoos. Especially the double bantam chicken thigh pierces that were shown here once.

  19. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    It looks really detailed for being so small, pretty neat. I always love rooster tattoos. Especially the double bantam chicken thigh pierces that were shown here once.

  20. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    It looks really detailed for being so small, pretty neat. I always love rooster tattoos. Especially the double bantam chicken thigh pierces that were shown here once.

  21. Tsarin Avatar
    Tsarin

    i don’t think i could sit still enough for a tat to be put on the bottom of my foot.

  22. Tsarin Avatar
    Tsarin

    i don’t think i could sit still enough for a tat to be put on the bottom of my foot.

  23. Tsarin Avatar
    Tsarin

    i don’t think i could sit still enough for a tat to be put on the bottom of my foot.

  24. Tsarin Avatar
    Tsarin

    i don’t think i could sit still enough for a tat to be put on the bottom of my foot.

  25. jamie Avatar
    jamie

    im so ticklish i’d probably kick the artist right in the face
    he’s a cutie though

  26. jamie Avatar
    jamie

    im so ticklish i’d probably kick the artist right in the face
    he’s a cutie though

  27. jamie Avatar
    jamie

    im so ticklish i’d probably kick the artist right in the face
    he’s a cutie though

  28. jamie Avatar
    jamie

    im so ticklish i’d probably kick the artist right in the face
    he’s a cutie though

  29. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    i love this.

  30. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    i love this.

  31. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    i love this.

  32. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    i love this.

  33. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mollie and Laura should start kickboxing together, it’d be a right old cockfight.

  34. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mollie and Laura should start kickboxing together, it’d be a right old cockfight.

  35. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mollie and Laura should start kickboxing together, it’d be a right old cockfight.

  36. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mollie and Laura should start kickboxing together, it’d be a right old cockfight.

  37. Squig Avatar

    haha nice one roo..too bad cockfightings illegal most places 😉

  38. Squig Avatar

    haha nice one roo..too bad cockfightings illegal most places 😉

  39. Squig Avatar

    haha nice one roo..too bad cockfightings illegal most places 😉

  40. Squig Avatar

    haha nice one roo..too bad cockfightings illegal most places 😉

  41. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Squig – Thankfully!

  42. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Squig – Thankfully!

  43. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Squig – Thankfully!

  44. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Squig – Thankfully!

  45. the wong fuckin person Avatar

    that is fuckin hilarious! awesome party joke

  46. the wong fuckin person Avatar

    that is fuckin hilarious! awesome party joke

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