Says Laura:
My cock’s so big I walk on it.
Boosh! Waaait a second … Laura is a girl’s name! Ohhh no no, none of this adds up! Sigh. Say goodnight, ModBlog.
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Ain’t Found a Way to Kill Me Yet
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96 responses to “Ain’t Found a Way to Kill Me Yet”
that is fuckin hilarious! awesome party joke
that is fuckin hilarious! awesome party joke
Haha, Roo. My cock would prevail. Look how confident it looks?
Haha, Roo. My cock would prevail. Look how confident it looks?
Haha, Roo. My cock would prevail. Look how confident it looks?
Haha, Roo. My cock would prevail. Look how confident it looks?
Yes for Alice in Chains
Yes for Alice in Chains
Yes for Alice in Chains
Yes for Alice in Chains
AIC <3
Tattoo <3
Proper lollercaust.
*n
AIC <3
Tattoo <3
Proper lollercaust.
*n
AIC <3
Tattoo <3
Proper lollercaust.
*n
AIC <3
Tattoo <3
Proper lollercaust.
*n
Mollie’s Cock for the win!
Mollie’s Cock for the win!
Mollie’s Cock for the win!
Mollie’s Cock for the win!
Mollie – It does look pretty cocky for its size.
Mollie – It does look pretty cocky for its size.
Mollie – It does look pretty cocky for its size.
Mollie – It does look pretty cocky for its size.
Good night, Modblog.
Good night, Modblog.
Good night, Modblog.
Good night, Modblog.
HAHA I cant believe my foot got modbloged
and sorry guys but my cocks a lover not a fighter
HAHA I cant believe my foot got modbloged
and sorry guys but my cocks a lover not a fighter
HAHA I cant believe my foot got modbloged
and sorry guys but my cocks a lover not a fighter
HAHA I cant believe my foot got modbloged
and sorry guys but my cocks a lover not a fighter
“My cock’s so big I walk on it.”
i burst out laughing when i read that. hahahahahaha
“My cock’s so big I walk on it.”
i burst out laughing when i read that. hahahahahaha
“My cock’s so big I walk on it.”
i burst out laughing when i read that. hahahahahaha
“My cock’s so big I walk on it.”
i burst out laughing when i read that. hahahahahaha
“According to seaman tradition, a pig tattooed on the left foot and/or a rooster on the right would keep a sailor from drowning. Since neither of these animals can swim, they would would want to get the seaman back to shore as quickly as possible.”
I would think you’d pick an animal that CAN swim, but what do I know?
“According to seaman tradition, a pig tattooed on the left foot and/or a rooster on the right would keep a sailor from drowning. Since neither of these animals can swim, they would would want to get the seaman back to shore as quickly as possible.”
I would think you’d pick an animal that CAN swim, but what do I know?
“According to seaman tradition, a pig tattooed on the left foot and/or a rooster on the right would keep a sailor from drowning. Since neither of these animals can swim, they would would want to get the seaman back to shore as quickly as possible.”
I would think you’d pick an animal that CAN swim, but what do I know?
“According to seaman tradition, a pig tattooed on the left foot and/or a rooster on the right would keep a sailor from drowning. Since neither of these animals can swim, they would would want to get the seaman back to shore as quickly as possible.”
I would think you’d pick an animal that CAN swim, but what do I know?
i thought the ole thing was that the crates that they were in were the only thing that would float and thats why they got them tatttooed on their feet. Maybe im just getting it confused with the Ship High In Transit story
i thought the ole thing was that the crates that they were in were the only thing that would float and thats why they got them tatttooed on their feet. Maybe im just getting it confused with the Ship High In Transit story
i thought the ole thing was that the crates that they were in were the only thing that would float and thats why they got them tatttooed on their feet. Maybe im just getting it confused with the Ship High In Transit story
i thought the ole thing was that the crates that they were in were the only thing that would float and thats why they got them tatttooed on their feet. Maybe im just getting it confused with the Ship High In Transit story
haha. i love it.
haha. i love it.
haha. i love it.
haha. i love it.