Mike has been featured on ModBlog before on account of being in possession of some of the most patently offensive (and awesome?) tattoos in the land. Well, he’s added some more to the collection, so I thought, Hey, it’s been at least a few seconds since someone posted to the last wondrous flamewar, what the hell. The one up top is by Painless J at Marlowe Ink in Fairfax, Virginia. Says Mike of the piece: “Don’t take this the wrong way, I really do love and respect them.” No doubt!
Painless J did the honors on this one as well, to which Mike adds: “I’ve gotten my redwings so many times I should be able to fly by now.” Hey, that was my twelfth-grade yearbook quote! Biter.
And now, perhaps the most indefensibly tasteless tattoo I have ever seen, after the jump.
This was committed by Mikey Cheese, who was presumably admitted into witness protection immediately afterward, at Hot Rod Tattoo in Galloway, New Jersey. I’m going to go take a long, hot shower.
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154 responses to “A Children’s Treasury of Offensive Tattoos”
rape it’s time. would be better if the words were in order
rape it’s time. would be better if the words were in order
some people have absolutely no taste…
some people have absolutely no taste…
The third one has taste… for children…. O_o (its ok I’m going to hell anyway)
The third one has taste… for children…. O_o (its ok I’m going to hell anyway)
I KNEW that was coming lmao.
I KNEW that was coming lmao.
Excuse all of us that don’t find raping children hilarious. That aside, I think if I had drawn that last one myself, with some sharpies, it would have turned out better than it is.
Excuse all of us that don’t find raping children hilarious. That aside, I think if I had drawn that last one myself, with some sharpies, it would have turned out better than it is.
#46 rules! i think i love you
im so glad this guy got this tat, it will make it much easier to ID him and remove him from the gene pool. hopefully he’ll be sent to prison soon and they will attend to him.
#46 rules! i think i love you
im so glad this guy got this tat, it will make it much easier to ID him and remove him from the gene pool. hopefully he’ll be sent to prison soon and they will attend to him.
no cunt puncher?
no cunt puncher?
Unfortunately I have no doubt that these tattoos will be percieved as funny by some people, which I’m sure fuels his idiocy
Unfortunately I have no doubt that these tattoos will be percieved as funny by some people, which I’m sure fuels his idiocy
When I see tattoos like the ‘it’s rape time’ one, it gives me hope that there actually IS a career path out there I can turn to in case my high-priced admin assistant job at a sinking insurance colossus goes tits up. It can’t be THAT hard to learn how to do tattoo removal, right? And if the wear of that tattoo has friends who are similarly wearing ‘shit was I THAT drunk?’ tattoos, I’ll be in business and very comfortably well off for eternity.
Seriously – I’ve got one of the most warped senses of humor of anyone I know, and even I find that last one more than a bit too much. It may seem funny at the time, but those things are permanent (who knew?) and it’s gonna be there long after it stops seeming funny.
When I see tattoos like the ‘it’s rape time’ one, it gives me hope that there actually IS a career path out there I can turn to in case my high-priced admin assistant job at a sinking insurance colossus goes tits up. It can’t be THAT hard to learn how to do tattoo removal, right? And if the wear of that tattoo has friends who are similarly wearing ‘shit was I THAT drunk?’ tattoos, I’ll be in business and very comfortably well off for eternity.
Seriously – I’ve got one of the most warped senses of humor of anyone I know, and even I find that last one more than a bit too much. It may seem funny at the time, but those things are permanent (who knew?) and it’s gonna be there long after it stops seeming funny.
wear = wearer. It’s hard to type and eat pasta at the same time.
wear = wearer. It’s hard to type and eat pasta at the same time.
yes A becuase all of us with a morbis sense of humor but still a good sense of judgement ( like functionning psychos if you will ) are just so below you
yes A becuase all of us with a morbis sense of humor but still a good sense of judgement ( like functionning psychos if you will ) are just so below you
I just don’t know about that third one — and don’t get me wrong ; I have one of the most disturbing and warped sense of humour of anyone I’ve ever met, but I just don’t understand the logic of having something like that there forever…but maybe some kind of injoke? Each to there own. I don’t think the point of tattoos is to please the general public, and if it were, wouldn’t they be sort of redundant as one of the few lasting forms of self expression (and some would say rebellion)?
I just don’t know about that third one — and don’t get me wrong ; I have one of the most disturbing and warped sense of humour of anyone I’ve ever met, but I just don’t understand the logic of having something like that there forever…but maybe some kind of injoke? Each to there own. I don’t think the point of tattoos is to please the general public, and if it were, wouldn’t they be sort of redundant as one of the few lasting forms of self expression (and some would say rebellion)?
*there = their.
whoops.
*there = their.
whoops.
I understand the tampon/dental loss thing (redwings and all) but I honestly didn’t think for a moment that it’s a vagina.
But it could very well be.
Or it could be a furry tampon.
Whatever it is appears to have a sturdy rope coming from it rather than a string.
It’s a mystery.
I understand the tampon/dental loss thing (redwings and all) but I honestly didn’t think for a moment that it’s a vagina.
But it could very well be.
Or it could be a furry tampon.
Whatever it is appears to have a sturdy rope coming from it rather than a string.
It’s a mystery.
*dental floss, that is.
*dental floss, that is.
First off, Mike… i love you! Second, if you knew him you’d get it. It’s a joke.
Besides it’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!
First off, Mike… i love you! Second, if you knew him you’d get it. It’s a joke.
Besides it’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW. WoW!
MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW. WoW!
I want to marry him.
I want to marry him.
what IS that??? is it a tampon?
eh. i dont get it!
what IS that??? is it a tampon?
eh. i dont get it!
I didn’t read all the comments, but I think a lot of people need to learn to take a joke.
Mike, I think they’re all funny as hell.
I didn’t read all the comments, but I think a lot of people need to learn to take a joke.
Mike, I think they’re all funny as hell.
thats a tampon? hmm don’t look like the ones i use.
thats a tampon? hmm don’t look like the ones i use.
the tampon is made out of hair from native americans(politically correct terminology, for all you haters)
the tampon is made out of hair from native americans(politically correct terminology, for all you haters)
Ok, first of all, from a quality point of view these aren’t the greatest tattoos in the world, but for pure comedy (and shock) value theyre absolutely great!
I think theyre hilarious, as have been most of the reactions to them! As someone early on said, to each their own. I wanna meet this guy, nobody can say he hasn’t got guts!
Ok, first of all, from a quality point of view these aren’t the greatest tattoos in the world, but for pure comedy (and shock) value theyre absolutely great!
I think theyre hilarious, as have been most of the reactions to them! As someone early on said, to each their own. I wanna meet this guy, nobody can say he hasn’t got guts!
Mike is an extraordinary man.
Mike is an extraordinary man.
mike, remember the 18 yr old girls anus tattooed with an ejaculating penis I have the video to prove it.
its not rape it’s surprise sex!!!!
we miss you!
mike, remember the 18 yr old girls anus tattooed with an ejaculating penis I have the video to prove it.
its not rape it’s surprise sex!!!!
we miss you!