A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

A Children’s Treasury of Offensive Tattoos


Mike has been featured on ModBlog before on account of being in possession of some of the most patently offensive (and awesome?) tattoos in the land. Well, he’s added some more to the collection, so I thought, Hey, it’s been at least a few seconds since someone posted to the last wondrous flamewar, what the hell. The one up top is by Painless J at Marlowe Ink in Fairfax, Virginia. Says Mike of the piece: “Don’t take this the wrong way, I really do love and respect them.” No doubt!

Painless J did the honors on this one as well, to which Mike adds: “I’ve gotten my redwings so many times I should be able to fly by now.” Hey, that was my twelfth-grade yearbook quote! Biter.

And now, perhaps the most indefensibly tasteless tattoo I have ever seen, after the jump.

This was committed by Mikey Cheese, who was presumably admitted into witness protection immediately afterward, at Hot Rod Tattoo in Galloway, New Jersey. I’m going to go take a long, hot shower.

Comments

154 responses to “A Children’s Treasury of Offensive Tattoos”

  1. mike Avatar
    mike

    rape it’s time. would be better if the words were in order

  2. mike Avatar
    mike

    rape it’s time. would be better if the words were in order

  3. lornen Avatar
    lornen

    some people have absolutely no taste…

  4. lornen Avatar
    lornen

    some people have absolutely no taste…

  5. Almaxaquotal Avatar

    The third one has taste… for children…. O_o (its ok I’m going to hell anyway)

  6. Almaxaquotal Avatar

    The third one has taste… for children…. O_o (its ok I’m going to hell anyway)

  7. lornen Avatar
    lornen

    I KNEW that was coming lmao.

  8. lornen Avatar
    lornen

    I KNEW that was coming lmao.

  9. natalie Avatar
    natalie

    Excuse all of us that don’t find raping children hilarious. That aside, I think if I had drawn that last one myself, with some sharpies, it would have turned out better than it is.

  10. natalie Avatar
    natalie

    Excuse all of us that don’t find raping children hilarious. That aside, I think if I had drawn that last one myself, with some sharpies, it would have turned out better than it is.

  11. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    #46 rules! i think i love you

    im so glad this guy got this tat, it will make it much easier to ID him and remove him from the gene pool. hopefully he’ll be sent to prison soon and they will attend to him.

  12. heretic138 Avatar
    heretic138

    #46 rules! i think i love you

    im so glad this guy got this tat, it will make it much easier to ID him and remove him from the gene pool. hopefully he’ll be sent to prison soon and they will attend to him.

  13. Dan Avatar

    no cunt puncher?

  14. Dan Avatar

    no cunt puncher?

  15. A Avatar
    A

    Unfortunately I have no doubt that these tattoos will be percieved as funny by some people, which I’m sure fuels his idiocy

  16. A Avatar
    A

    Unfortunately I have no doubt that these tattoos will be percieved as funny by some people, which I’m sure fuels his idiocy

  17. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    When I see tattoos like the ‘it’s rape time’ one, it gives me hope that there actually IS a career path out there I can turn to in case my high-priced admin assistant job at a sinking insurance colossus goes tits up. It can’t be THAT hard to learn how to do tattoo removal, right? And if the wear of that tattoo has friends who are similarly wearing ‘shit was I THAT drunk?’ tattoos, I’ll be in business and very comfortably well off for eternity.

    Seriously – I’ve got one of the most warped senses of humor of anyone I know, and even I find that last one more than a bit too much. It may seem funny at the time, but those things are permanent (who knew?) and it’s gonna be there long after it stops seeming funny.

  18. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    When I see tattoos like the ‘it’s rape time’ one, it gives me hope that there actually IS a career path out there I can turn to in case my high-priced admin assistant job at a sinking insurance colossus goes tits up. It can’t be THAT hard to learn how to do tattoo removal, right? And if the wear of that tattoo has friends who are similarly wearing ‘shit was I THAT drunk?’ tattoos, I’ll be in business and very comfortably well off for eternity.

    Seriously – I’ve got one of the most warped senses of humor of anyone I know, and even I find that last one more than a bit too much. It may seem funny at the time, but those things are permanent (who knew?) and it’s gonna be there long after it stops seeming funny.

  19. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    wear = wearer. It’s hard to type and eat pasta at the same time.

  20. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    wear = wearer. It’s hard to type and eat pasta at the same time.

  21. Uraniumhobo Avatar

    yes A becuase all of us with a morbis sense of humor but still a good sense of judgement ( like functionning psychos if you will ) are just so below you

  22. Uraniumhobo Avatar

    yes A becuase all of us with a morbis sense of humor but still a good sense of judgement ( like functionning psychos if you will ) are just so below you

  23. kayla Avatar
    kayla

    I just don’t know about that third one — and don’t get me wrong ; I have one of the most disturbing and warped sense of humour of anyone I’ve ever met, but I just don’t understand the logic of having something like that there forever…but maybe some kind of injoke? Each to there own. I don’t think the point of tattoos is to please the general public, and if it were, wouldn’t they be sort of redundant as one of the few lasting forms of self expression (and some would say rebellion)?

  24. kayla Avatar
    kayla

    I just don’t know about that third one — and don’t get me wrong ; I have one of the most disturbing and warped sense of humour of anyone I’ve ever met, but I just don’t understand the logic of having something like that there forever…but maybe some kind of injoke? Each to there own. I don’t think the point of tattoos is to please the general public, and if it were, wouldn’t they be sort of redundant as one of the few lasting forms of self expression (and some would say rebellion)?

  25. kayla Avatar
    kayla

    *there = their.
    whoops.

  26. kayla Avatar
    kayla

    *there = their.
    whoops.

  27. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    I understand the tampon/dental loss thing (redwings and all) but I honestly didn’t think for a moment that it’s a vagina.
    But it could very well be.
    Or it could be a furry tampon.
    Whatever it is appears to have a sturdy rope coming from it rather than a string.
    It’s a mystery.

  28. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    I understand the tampon/dental loss thing (redwings and all) but I honestly didn’t think for a moment that it’s a vagina.
    But it could very well be.
    Or it could be a furry tampon.
    Whatever it is appears to have a sturdy rope coming from it rather than a string.
    It’s a mystery.

  29. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    *dental floss, that is.

  30. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    *dental floss, that is.

  31. AmeliaDolore Avatar

    First off, Mike… i love you! Second, if you knew him you’d get it. It’s a joke.
    Besides it’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!

  32. AmeliaDolore Avatar

    First off, Mike… i love you! Second, if you knew him you’d get it. It’s a joke.
    Besides it’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!

  33. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW. WoW!

  34. Ryan Avatar
    Ryan

    MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, MEOW. WoW!

  35. Cassidy Avatar
    Cassidy

    I want to marry him.

  36. Cassidy Avatar
    Cassidy

    I want to marry him.

  37. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    what IS that??? is it a tampon?
    eh. i dont get it!

  38. sazmatazz Avatar
    sazmatazz

    what IS that??? is it a tampon?
    eh. i dont get it!

  39. phoenixxx Avatar

    I didn’t read all the comments, but I think a lot of people need to learn to take a joke.

    Mike, I think they’re all funny as hell.

  40. phoenixxx Avatar

    I didn’t read all the comments, but I think a lot of people need to learn to take a joke.

    Mike, I think they’re all funny as hell.

  41. Amandagee Avatar

    thats a tampon? hmm don’t look like the ones i use.

  42. Amandagee Avatar

    thats a tampon? hmm don’t look like the ones i use.

  43. FetusFajitas666 Avatar
    FetusFajitas666

    the tampon is made out of hair from native americans(politically correct terminology, for all you haters)

  44. FetusFajitas666 Avatar
    FetusFajitas666

    the tampon is made out of hair from native americans(politically correct terminology, for all you haters)

  45. Sarah_kitty Avatar
    Sarah_kitty

    Ok, first of all, from a quality point of view these aren’t the greatest tattoos in the world, but for pure comedy (and shock) value theyre absolutely great!

    I think theyre hilarious, as have been most of the reactions to them! As someone early on said, to each their own. I wanna meet this guy, nobody can say he hasn’t got guts!

  46. Sarah_kitty Avatar
    Sarah_kitty

    Ok, first of all, from a quality point of view these aren’t the greatest tattoos in the world, but for pure comedy (and shock) value theyre absolutely great!

    I think theyre hilarious, as have been most of the reactions to them! As someone early on said, to each their own. I wanna meet this guy, nobody can say he hasn’t got guts!

  47. Mere Avatar
    Mere

    Mike is an extraordinary man.

  48. Mere Avatar
    Mere

    Mike is an extraordinary man.

  49. fuckyocouch Avatar
    fuckyocouch

    mike, remember the 18 yr old girls anus tattooed with an ejaculating penis I have the video to prove it.

    its not rape it’s surprise sex!!!!

    we miss you!

  50. fuckyocouch Avatar
    fuckyocouch

    mike, remember the 18 yr old girls anus tattooed with an ejaculating penis I have the video to prove it.

    its not rape it’s surprise sex!!!!

    we miss you!

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