Mike has been featured on ModBlog before on account of being in possession of some of the most patently offensive (and awesome?) tattoos in the land. Well, he’s added some more to the collection, so I thought, Hey, it’s been at least a few seconds since someone posted to the last wondrous flamewar, what the hell. The one up top is by Painless J at Marlowe Ink in Fairfax, Virginia. Says Mike of the piece: “Don’t take this the wrong way, I really do love and respect them.” No doubt!
Painless J did the honors on this one as well, to which Mike adds: “I’ve gotten my redwings so many times I should be able to fly by now.” Hey, that was my twelfth-grade yearbook quote! Biter.
And now, perhaps the most indefensibly tasteless tattoo I have ever seen, after the jump.
This was committed by Mikey Cheese, who was presumably admitted into witness protection immediately afterward, at Hot Rod Tattoo in Galloway, New Jersey. I’m going to go take a long, hot shower.
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154 responses to “A Children’s Treasury of Offensive Tattoos”
So this is obviously someone who’s never seen a real tampon. Hint: if it’s furry, throw it out, don’t use it.
So this is obviously someone who’s never seen a real tampon. Hint: if it’s furry, throw it out, don’t use it.
its hot 🙂
its hot 🙂
Maybe I’m the only one who gets the tattoo?? The saying “dental floss” refers to orally satisfying a woman while on her cycle. So, if I “get it”, that’s not a hairy tampon, that is a vagina. Poorly drawn, but.. that’s what I get from it.
And no excuse for the rape/children tattoo. None.
Maybe I’m the only one who gets the tattoo?? The saying “dental floss” refers to orally satisfying a woman while on her cycle. So, if I “get it”, that’s not a hairy tampon, that is a vagina. Poorly drawn, but.. that’s what I get from it.
And no excuse for the rape/children tattoo. None.
90% of the people commenting on this suck pretty hard I find. haha
especially number 15, aka captain obvious.
“does anyone else get the sense of a child??? and then to add the “it’s rape time”……. candy to lure children???”
I honestly laughed so hard I had to take my inhaler.
90% of the people commenting on this suck pretty hard I find. haha
especially number 15, aka captain obvious.
“does anyone else get the sense of a child??? and then to add the “it’s rape time”……. candy to lure children???”
I honestly laughed so hard I had to take my inhaler.
this guy probably has the best collection of lol tattoos i’ve ever seen. it probably says something about me that i looked through these and the last post of his tattoos and the only one that shocked me was the bloody tampon. talk about cannibalism, transexuals and even child rape but i’m grossed out by a tampon. go figure.
this guy probably has the best collection of lol tattoos i’ve ever seen. it probably says something about me that i looked through these and the last post of his tattoos and the only one that shocked me was the bloody tampon. talk about cannibalism, transexuals and even child rape but i’m grossed out by a tampon. go figure.
# 28 Gidget has obviously never seen a tampon or a vagina..
and rape is never funny.
# 28 Gidget has obviously never seen a tampon or a vagina..
and rape is never funny.
Maybe it’s just me, but the dental floss one, yeah I didn’t know what that was until I read the explanation, it looks more like a bloody anchovy on a string, I have yet in my 35 years as a female to see a furry tampon…and I hope I never will.
As far as the content is concerned, to each their own.
Maybe it’s just me, but the dental floss one, yeah I didn’t know what that was until I read the explanation, it looks more like a bloody anchovy on a string, I have yet in my 35 years as a female to see a furry tampon…and I hope I never will.
As far as the content is concerned, to each their own.
Gidget:
If that is suppose to be a vagina then the artist has no visiual concept of female anatomy.
Gidget:
If that is suppose to be a vagina then the artist has no visiual concept of female anatomy.
what is with the font, the body parts and the candy in the rape time photo mike???
what is with the font, the body parts and the candy in the rape time photo mike???
i think they’re all fuckin’ great.
i think they’re all fuckin’ great.
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The last one is lucky the design is too shite to be worth having a closer look at.
The last one is lucky the design is too shite to be worth having a closer look at.
Hahahaha, none of those are high-quality tattoo, but they definitely made me laugh.
Especially the rape one, i enjoy that one immensely….
Hahahaha, none of those are high-quality tattoo, but they definitely made me laugh.
Especially the rape one, i enjoy that one immensely….
*tattoos
*tattoos
it’s like trolling. so freak teh fuck out, please, it’s hilarious. used to be you could get people to flip like this with just a tattoo of a skull or something… those were the days.
it’s like trolling. so freak teh fuck out, please, it’s hilarious. used to be you could get people to flip like this with just a tattoo of a skull or something… those were the days.
Hey oppositronic – my DAD flipped at my skull tattoo, so don’t worry, the ‘good ol’ days’ are still here :p
These tattoos are too stupid and poorly done to be offensive. The tampon one although… questionable… could have been cool if it was well executed and didn’t look like a sledge-hammered mouse with a string for a tail. The rape one… actually reminds me of someone I knew, and he was an alright guy, just with a really effed up sense of humour, so I kinda laughed…. O_o
Hey oppositronic – my DAD flipped at my skull tattoo, so don’t worry, the ‘good ol’ days’ are still here :p
These tattoos are too stupid and poorly done to be offensive. The tampon one although… questionable… could have been cool if it was well executed and didn’t look like a sledge-hammered mouse with a string for a tail. The rape one… actually reminds me of someone I knew, and he was an alright guy, just with a really effed up sense of humour, so I kinda laughed…. O_o
i agree its just about shocking people which some people like to do when they get tattoos. i just find these a bit lame.
lol hairy tampon/vag. nobody knows. great drawing.
i agree its just about shocking people which some people like to do when they get tattoos. i just find these a bit lame.
lol hairy tampon/vag. nobody knows. great drawing.
Heh. Cute.
And the term “tramp stamp” is SO last year.
We’ve moved on to calling the ribs the “Ho Handles”
Thanks to DB for introducing that to me.
Heh. Cute.
And the term “tramp stamp” is SO last year.
We’ve moved on to calling the ribs the “Ho Handles”
Thanks to DB for introducing that to me.
Just odd really.
Just odd really.
hahaha i <3 his tats xD
hahaha i <3 his tats xD
this guy is a pussy. i’ve been fucked better by a dog.
this guy is a pussy. i’ve been fucked better by a dog.
Rape is not funny….
Unless you’re raping a clown.
Rape is not funny….
Unless you’re raping a clown.
Not but, I think people are being strangely a little harsh. It isn’t funny, yet at the same time the wearer might have a skewed humor and that’s fine. Last time I thought if I wanted to say or do something that is perfectly legal I could speak my mind about it, so he can too. Does it mean he rapes children? I hope not, but does it mean he has a right to get a tattoo that seems inappropriate to someone else? Of course.
Not but, I think people are being strangely a little harsh. It isn’t funny, yet at the same time the wearer might have a skewed humor and that’s fine. Last time I thought if I wanted to say or do something that is perfectly legal I could speak my mind about it, so he can too. Does it mean he rapes children? I hope not, but does it mean he has a right to get a tattoo that seems inappropriate to someone else? Of course.
yeah, MIGHT have a skewed humour!
seriously though the dude rapes kids
yeah, MIGHT have a skewed humour!
seriously though the dude rapes kids
Its not rape if you shout surprise! jk
Its not rape if you shout surprise! jk