A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

If Only There Were a Way to Cry Every Day


I think my favorite part of my interview with Kim Saigh was the bit where she challenged the idea that every tattoo must have a deep, philosophical meaning, and the prevailing notion that important moments in one’s life must be commemorated with a tattoo. “It should have significance,” she said, “but I always tell people that you should get tattooed because you like tattoos. You do not have to memorialize someone by getting a tattoo — it doesn’t mean you love them less if you don’t.”

With that said, hats are off to Dan, the subject of the above video, and a huge fan of the NFL’s Detroit Lions, who just put on the most abjectly terrible, historically bad season, probably in sports history, going a soul-crushing 0-16. To celebrate, Dan had the following monument to mediocrity etched into his chest:

At least he seems to be in good humor about it. But the money quote comes from his wife:

“I’m super embarrassed right now, but what am I gonna do? I love him. He’s my husband. Go Lions.”

That is some seriously touching commitment. But what does the sports blogosphere think of this? Let’s check in with Matt Ufford, editor of With Leather and a co-founder of Kissing Suzy Kolber:

The report card for your life just came in. Wanna know what you got?

F – –

Thanks, Matt! Go Lions!

Lions Fan Gets 0-16 Tattoo [MyFox Detroit]
The Report Card for Your Life Just Came In. Wanna Know What You Got? [Kissing Suzy Kolber]

Comments

32 responses to “If Only There Were a Way to Cry Every Day”

  1. Vern Avatar

    I think this is awesome. Funny tattoos are the best.

  2. Vern Avatar

    I think this is awesome. Funny tattoos are the best.

  3. Quality Avatar
    Quality

    Wicked roar…

  4. Quality Avatar
    Quality

    Wicked roar…

  5. chris Avatar

    im just going to say i definitly agree with that quote

    “It should have significance,” she said, “but I always tell people that you should get tattooed because you like tattoos. You do not have to memorialize someone by getting a tattoo — it doesn’t mean you love them less if you don’t.”

    and i think more people have to realize that.

  6. chris Avatar

    im just going to say i definitly agree with that quote

    “It should have significance,” she said, “but I always tell people that you should get tattooed because you like tattoos. You do not have to memorialize someone by getting a tattoo — it doesn’t mean you love them less if you don’t.”

    and i think more people have to realize that.

  7. Dean Farrar Avatar

    wtf hahah iv neva been a fan of any sports etc

    o well

  8. Dean Farrar Avatar

    wtf hahah iv neva been a fan of any sports etc

    o well

  9. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Being a Packers fan (divisional rivals), I’m extremely happy that the Lions went 0-16. Props to this guy though haha.

  10. Sean Avatar
    Sean

    Being a Packers fan (divisional rivals), I’m extremely happy that the Lions went 0-16. Props to this guy though haha.

  11. megzors Avatar
    megzors

    I’m from Detroit and used to be proud. Now I’m just ashamed

  12. megzors Avatar
    megzors

    I’m from Detroit and used to be proud. Now I’m just ashamed

  13. breakinthemix Avatar

    You know, good for him for sticking with our team no matter how awful they do. Go Lions 🙂

  14. breakinthemix Avatar

    You know, good for him for sticking with our team no matter how awful they do. Go Lions 🙂

  15. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    I’m so glad that my team, the Steelers, doesn’t suck. I can’t wait to get my Steelers ink.

  16. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    I’m so glad that my team, the Steelers, doesn’t suck. I can’t wait to get my Steelers ink.

  17. Sugarbelle Avatar
    Sugarbelle

    Why is this drizzle being posted on modblog? I appreciate the light humor, but I don’t feel like it’s really worthy of it’s own post. Was there seriously nothing more interesting on the internet?

  18. Sugarbelle Avatar
    Sugarbelle

    Why is this drizzle being posted on modblog? I appreciate the light humor, but I don’t feel like it’s really worthy of it’s own post. Was there seriously nothing more interesting on the internet?

  19. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    @ #9, Sugarbelle

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “drivel” (nonsense;meaningless talk), seeing as “drizzle” refers to a light, misty rainfall. And I like that they posted this; it’s nice to read some light humor every once in a while.

  20. Jess Avatar
    Jess

    @ #9, Sugarbelle

    I believe the word you’re looking for is “drivel” (nonsense;meaningless talk), seeing as “drizzle” refers to a light, misty rainfall. And I like that they posted this; it’s nice to read some light humor every once in a while.

  21. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Kim is pretty awesome. It’s good to see a BME reach out to a good tattoo artist after all these years.

  22. yttrx Avatar
    yttrx

    Kim is pretty awesome. It’s good to see a BME reach out to a good tattoo artist after all these years.

  23. swoon Avatar

    i like how whenever a news station covers a story centering around a tattoo, they more often than not, make the person who got the tattoo, seem like a complete idiot.
    like, “oh he has this tattoo, now look at his REALLY shitty ones and we’ll all laugh.”

    poor dude just loves the lions. hahaha

  24. swoon Avatar

    i like how whenever a news station covers a story centering around a tattoo, they more often than not, make the person who got the tattoo, seem like a complete idiot.
    like, “oh he has this tattoo, now look at his REALLY shitty ones and we’ll all laugh.”

    poor dude just loves the lions. hahaha

  25. ItchyStitches Avatar

    On the bright side if he got F–, double negatives make a plus, so he really got F+. Great.

  26. ItchyStitches Avatar

    On the bright side if he got F–, double negatives make a plus, so he really got F+. Great.

  27. Mike Moore Avatar

    at least we have the pistons, haha

  28. Mike Moore Avatar

    at least we have the pistons, haha

  29. IsabelB Avatar
    IsabelB

    This guy rules! My husband just got a Detroit Lions hat and can’t wait to wear it proudly. This is a much higher level of commitment to the underdog! LOVE IT!

  30. IsabelB Avatar
    IsabelB

    This guy rules! My husband just got a Detroit Lions hat and can’t wait to wear it proudly. This is a much higher level of commitment to the underdog! LOVE IT!

  31. tint Avatar
    tint

    At keast he isnt a fairweather sports fan. He really loves his team in the rough times as well as the good times. good for him.

  32. tint Avatar
    tint

    At keast he isnt a fairweather sports fan. He really loves his team in the rough times as well as the good times. good for him.

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