A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Deck the Balls


See the blazing tool before us.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Hit the lights and hope they’re not porous.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Follow me in glowing pleasure.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
While I stroke my Yule-tide member.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

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Comments

56 responses to “Deck the Balls”

  1. Kimberly Avatar
    Kimberly

    best. picture. of. the. year.

  2. Kimberly Avatar
    Kimberly

    best. picture. of. the. year.

  3. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    I. LOVE. YOU! 😀
    …. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
    I can now die happy.

    Your carol is GENIUS 🙂

    ahhh I’m crying – you’ve made my Christmas.

  4. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    I. LOVE. YOU! 😀
    …. you’re amazing, you’ve made my life….
    I can now die happy.

    Your carol is GENIUS 🙂

    ahhh I’m crying – you’ve made my Christmas.

  5. London Avatar
    London

    i agree with #1. this is ridiculously awesome.

  6. London Avatar
    London

    i agree with #1. this is ridiculously awesome.

  7. Lunar Avatar

    I’ve always wondered what Santa’s dick looks like.

  8. Lunar Avatar

    I’ve always wondered what Santa’s dick looks like.

  9. drew Avatar
    drew

    wowser

  10. drew Avatar
    drew

    wowser

  11. Laurel Avatar

    Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.

    My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”

  12. Laurel Avatar

    Ahahhaaaaa best christmas carol ever.

    My first thought was “wow…he has a very lovely wang…even without the lights!”

  13. allana Avatar

    beautiful. (more additions to the “vaguely erotic” tag, please.)

  14. allana Avatar

    beautiful. (more additions to the “vaguely erotic” tag, please.)

  15. megzors Avatar
    megzors

    This just made working retail on Christmas Eve okay

  16. megzors Avatar
    megzors

    This just made working retail on Christmas Eve okay

  17. VOMIT Avatar

    hah that’s awesome!

  18. VOMIT Avatar

    hah that’s awesome!

  19. amaterasu Avatar
    amaterasu

    My faith in Christmas has officially been restored. Good on ya Jordan, good on ya.

  20. amaterasu Avatar
    amaterasu

    My faith in Christmas has officially been restored. Good on ya Jordan, good on ya.

  21. sublimerotica Avatar

    Aaaaaaah, lmao. Epically awesome. And megzorz, I lol’d.

  22. sublimerotica Avatar

    Aaaaaaah, lmao. Epically awesome. And megzorz, I lol’d.

  23. INeedIAM :( Avatar

    Awww very festive, looks like some kind of snake being Intised by some decrative lighting [i mean avec les barbel for the eyes 😉 ]

  24. INeedIAM :( Avatar

    Awww very festive, looks like some kind of snake being Intised by some decrative lighting [i mean avec les barbel for the eyes 😉 ]

  25. kyl Avatar
    kyl

    God bless us, everyone!

  26. kyl Avatar
    kyl

    God bless us, everyone!

  27. Laurel Avatar

    PS: the tag? Dongblog? I laughed until i cried.

  28. Laurel Avatar

    PS: the tag? Dongblog? I laughed until i cried.

  29. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    i don’t think you are funny at all, seriously…

  30. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    i don’t think you are funny at all, seriously…

  31. merrry Avatar

    Made me smile!

  32. merrry Avatar

    Made me smile!

  33. merrry Avatar

    OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…

    The weather outside is frightful,
    your member’s so delightful,
    so as long as we’ve no place to go,
    let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  34. merrry Avatar

    OOPS! Sorry…I thought of my own song…

    The weather outside is frightful,
    your member’s so delightful,
    so as long as we’ve no place to go,
    let it glow, let it glow, LET IT GLOW!!!

    Merry Christmas!

  35. squidbrains Avatar
    squidbrains

    The balls look like two little eyes and the head is a large nose.

  36. squidbrains Avatar
    squidbrains

    The balls look like two little eyes and the head is a large nose.

  37. rae Avatar
    rae

    wow, i dont like dicks, but that one’s really pretty! especially all lit up like that.

  38. rae Avatar
    rae

    wow, i dont like dicks, but that one’s really pretty! especially all lit up like that.

  39. Amandagee Avatar

    this photo goes great with egg nog.

  40. Amandagee Avatar

    this photo goes great with egg nog.

  41. Lizface Avatar
    Lizface

    I want one as a pet

  42. Lizface Avatar
    Lizface

    I want one as a pet

  43. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    The perfect night-light!
    I want one, too.

  44. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    The perfect night-light!
    I want one, too.

  45. DeadlyPoison Avatar

    *sings along*

    why didnt i see this BEFORE i had dinner with granny???

  46. DeadlyPoison Avatar

    *sings along*

    why didnt i see this BEFORE i had dinner with granny???

  47. jerdan Avatar
    jerdan

    I want one as a pet too!!! i don’t know why but i think this is really cute =D

  48. jerdan Avatar
    jerdan

    I want one as a pet too!!! i don’t know why but i think this is really cute =D

  49. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Looks like a happy glowworm.

  50. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    Looks like a happy glowworm.

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