A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

LULZ! I Haz Bottle Neck!

Julia J. Fjellheim

Picture 1: Helping a friend with some portfoliowork. Credit goes to Ylva Holm Torsteinson!! I got my septum in San Francisco… Some place. Cute piercer. Rawr. Lobes 12mm. Way too small ):

Picture 2 (click through): Eating “lunch” in France at a huge photojournalist festival. Gah. Amazing. The same septum as in picture 1… Still got it in San Francisco (Mom’s Body Shop). The piercer was hot. GRRRR!

Comments

27 responses to “LULZ! I Haz Bottle Neck!”

  1. lornen Avatar
    lornen

    love the septum and her eyes are gorgeous..

    Hopefully Roo might see this comment.
    I’m formerly a member of BME, Just need to upload some more mods but found this hilarious article on tattoo meanings.. I don’t think I’ve ever read anything more retarded..
    http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://cdn.davesdaily.com/pictures/525-armpit-tattoo.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.theinternationalrules.com/2008/08/international-rule-of-tattoo-meanings.html&usg=__cRO3PPGduB8iZL2mMLQva3lKQzg=&h=507&w=420&sz=24&hl=en&start=31&um=1&tbnid=ZbPaej8YFuaXNM:&tbnh=131&tbnw=109&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dtribal%2Barm%2Btattoos%26start%3D18%26ndsp%3D18%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26rlz%3D1B3DVFA_enIE284IE284%26sa%3DN

    apologies for the massive link, but it’s worth the laugh

  2. Shaun Avatar

    red hair is awesome for photos.

  3. Rocio Avatar

    LULZ I HAZ CHEEZBURGUERZ

  4. Lj Avatar
    Lj

    Beautiful…Gotta love the red-heads!!

  5. chris Avatar

    eyes are’nt blue enough….. /sarcasm

  6. Random. Avatar

    …I don’t get it. I can has explanation of possibly very obvious joke nao?

    She’s gorgeous and totally rocks the septum.

  7. IMP Avatar
    IMP

    i thought it was jordan who posted this cause of the retarded ass title

  8. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    IMP – Actually that was the submission title that Julia chose – Take it up with the red head!

  9. Joanna Avatar
    Joanna

    aaawwwww i love her freckles!

  10. almaxaquotal Avatar

    Not too sure on the main picture, but the click through is adorable!!!

  11. Jon P Avatar
    Jon P

    That link in post one is fuckin’ stupid. We’ve all read that shit before.

  12. Dean Farrar Avatar

    gingers are like natrally ugly

  13. Xenobiologista Avatar

    Why am I thinking “Pippi Longstocking”?

  14. jezebel Avatar

    my god…she’s adorable!

  15. Vern Avatar

    Dean farrar just comes here to be an asshole, im pretty sure. I always end up looking at his retarded myspace.

  16. rae Avatar
    rae

    fuck you dean farrar, she’s adorable! what redheads have you been hanging out with? carrot top?

  17. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    Pippi Langstrumpf goes BME. Excellent.

  18. ss Avatar
    ss

    Makes sense Dean Farrar is from the Midlands

  19. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    i can’t help thinking kerrigan. very hot though…

  20. <span class="__cf_email__" data-cfemail="18767d6f61776a734770796c7d5870776c75797174367b7775">[email protected]</span> Avatar

    woooou se ve muy linda tiene cara de tierna 🙂

  21. Dean Farrar Avatar

    lol i love the way everyone trys haveing ago at me because it doesnt eliminate the fact that she is ugly

    its like calling a fat person fat and them crying

    o so your not fat then ?

    shes ugly and me calling her ugly isent me being mean its her being naturally ugly

  22. leg5a Avatar
    leg5a

    she almost reminds me of the girl from the fifth element

  23. Vern Avatar

    No dean, you’re just wrong. What grade are you in that lets you spell like that? Let alone your grammar. Ugh.

  24. Meaghan Avatar
    Meaghan

    She is gorgeous. Best hair/eye colour combo ever!

  25. Dean Farrar Avatar

    hes got the pern hes got the vern hes got the burn

  26. n Avatar
    n

    I think she’s beautiful

  27. Ashleigh Avatar

    The first shot is a little overly photoshopped, but she still looks amazing.
    Thats my two cents, at any rate.
    I love her hair.

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