A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

I’ll take mine fully subincised please.

I like my penises cut in two.

Dearest ModBlog,

I’ve missed you. I know I never write but I can’t help it. The shop keeps me running all day printing shirts, mailing out things for people to decorate their weenies with and all sorts of goodies to make BME’rs smile. I know Jordan and Roo take good care of you but I wanted to let you know I think about you every single day. I’ve got a couple other great BME/Hard inspired shirts coming soon, not to mention all the heavily discounted final run shirts. Who wouldn’t love BME shirts for 9.99? What would make you happier? A discount code on orders good until December 24th? I’ll see what I can do. Till next time, take care.

Love Always,

Rachel

Comments

26 responses to “I’ll take mine fully subincised please.”

  1. Shaun Avatar

    um, ouch.
    I’d laugh if i ever saw one of these shirts in public.
    Hilarious.

  2. Shaun Avatar

    um, ouch.
    I’d laugh if i ever saw one of these shirts in public.
    Hilarious.

  3. Rachel Avatar

    Prepare to laugh. I think I’ll print one up and wear it out around town to see what the vibe is on cut penises.

  4. Rachel Avatar

    Prepare to laugh. I think I’ll print one up and wear it out around town to see what the vibe is on cut penises.

  5. El guapo Avatar
    El guapo

    I remember the first time I ever saw a genital bisection. I yelled, “AH! IT LOOKS LIKE SHROOMS!”

  6. El guapo Avatar
    El guapo

    I remember the first time I ever saw a genital bisection. I yelled, “AH! IT LOOKS LIKE SHROOMS!”

  7. cuntcumber Avatar

    Certainly leaves no room for misinterpretation

  8. cuntcumber Avatar

    Certainly leaves no room for misinterpretation

  9. lightsout Avatar

    Not only would I wear this in public, this would be my new shirt to wear everyday at work under my chef coat!

  10. lightsout Avatar

    Not only would I wear this in public, this would be my new shirt to wear everyday at work under my chef coat!

  11. Rachel Avatar

    Okay big talker, be the first to order it. I’ll print it and ship it to you today and then you have to post a picture of yourself at work in it. 🙂

  12. Rachel Avatar

    Okay big talker, be the first to order it. I’ll print it and ship it to you today and then you have to post a picture of yourself at work in it. 🙂

  13. bena Avatar

    “I’ll take mine fully subincised please.” shirt is bisected.

    rachel: i’m up for it.

  14. bena Avatar

    “I’ll take mine fully subincised please.” shirt is bisected.

    rachel: i’m up for it.

  15. Rachel Avatar

    Bena: I can make a custom order..

  16. Rachel Avatar

    Bena: I can make a custom order..

  17. bena Avatar

    you’re on.

  18. bena Avatar

    you’re on.

  19. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    I should totally get this and bring it to work to show to my boss – he’s as big of a sarcastic smartass as I am, and went recently to a street vendor with our compliance officer to buy 2 tshirts: 1) Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck, and 2) Do I look like a fucking people person? AND then went chasing our division exec down the hall to show him. I think if I brought this winky shirt to work, though, it might actually stop him in his tracks.

  20. Mrs. Penguin Avatar
    Mrs. Penguin

    I should totally get this and bring it to work to show to my boss – he’s as big of a sarcastic smartass as I am, and went recently to a street vendor with our compliance officer to buy 2 tshirts: 1) Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck, and 2) Do I look like a fucking people person? AND then went chasing our division exec down the hall to show him. I think if I brought this winky shirt to work, though, it might actually stop him in his tracks.

  21. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Are there going to be stickers available in the BME shop anytime soon? I just got a new laptop and am looking for a big mess o’ stickers to slap on it, and BME stickers would be the bee’s knees.

  22. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Are there going to be stickers available in the BME shop anytime soon? I just got a new laptop and am looking for a big mess o’ stickers to slap on it, and BME stickers would be the bee’s knees.

  23. Rachel Avatar

    Kate: Yes, it’s just an item I havent put into stock yet. Sorry about that!

  24. Rachel Avatar

    Kate: Yes, it’s just an item I havent put into stock yet. Sorry about that!

  25. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Thanks, Rachel! 🙂

  26. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    Thanks, Rachel! 🙂

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