I apologize in advance for posting such graphic and disturbing content this early in the morning, but this is an issue — a threat — that, if allowed to continue unabated, could have consequences most dire. (Remember that time the dolphins grew thumbs and then used them to plant poisonous snakes in bunches of delicious bananas, all over the world, just because they could, just to screw with us? It’ll be like that, yet somehow worse.) Untold thousands of miniature humans like the one pictured above are literally appearing every day, latching onto defenseless adults for sustenance and warmth and resources and such. What’s their agenda? Why won’t they speak? And why do these adults play along so willingly — is it a spell, or simply blackmail? I feel I’ve said too much as it is.
… Or it could be that this baby is twigboy‘s son, and that, in his words:
This was the first day my son Scott figured out he could grab onto my ear and use it as a handle. Now he just grabs my ear and falls backwards — seems he knows that as long as he holds on, he won’t fall.
I’ll admit, that is slightly cuter than the demon-baby apocalypse scenario.
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Careful, kid, you’ll rip your ear out!
Careful, kid, you’ll rip your ear out!
I still like the demon-baby apocalypse scenario.
I still like the demon-baby apocalypse scenario.
you lost me at the snake part, but hey cute picture!
you lost me at the snake part, but hey cute picture!
lol @ amputation tag.
I always love floral neck pieces, if I wasn’t training to work in a profession where it wouldn’t be accepted at all I would be out getting one right now.
lol @ amputation tag.
I always love floral neck pieces, if I wasn’t training to work in a profession where it wouldn’t be accepted at all I would be out getting one right now.
That’s scary as hell!
That’s scary as hell!
And that is how my mom ended up having an earring torn out…
And that is how my mom ended up having an earring torn out…
I think its one of my favorite things to see, a modified parent and a curious kid.
That baby is making such a great face lol.
I think its one of my favorite things to see, a modified parent and a curious kid.
That baby is making such a great face lol.
I really like that form of industrial he has in his upper ear.
I really like that form of industrial he has in his upper ear.
This picture freaks me out, just because I fear for his lobe. The skin is stretchy… but not THAT stretchy.
Cute kid though.
This picture freaks me out, just because I fear for his lobe. The skin is stretchy… but not THAT stretchy.
Cute kid though.
I actively discourage my (six month old) daughter from grabbing my lobes or jewellery – not because it hurts me, it doesn’t, but I worry about her then thinking it’s ok to swing off of other people’s earlobes and possibly hurting them! It just seems better to avoid letting her get into the habit…
I actively discourage my (six month old) daughter from grabbing my lobes or jewellery – not because it hurts me, it doesn’t, but I worry about her then thinking it’s ok to swing off of other people’s earlobes and possibly hurting them! It just seems better to avoid letting her get into the habit…
So cute!
So cute!
Is “VERITAS” a copy of Boondock Saints or just an uncanny coincidence?
Is “VERITAS” a copy of Boondock Saints or just an uncanny coincidence?
Cute kid 😀
Cute kid 😀
this definitely is one of the most beautiful, ADORABLE….
AHHH♥
I love it 🙂
this definitely is one of the most beautiful, ADORABLE….
AHHH♥
I love it 🙂
oh…my nephew does to same to my lobes, they are smaller but he sticks his fingers in them, and he’s always pulling my piercings :x…but i can’t tell him he can’t..he looks so cute when he does it x|
oh…my nephew does to same to my lobes, they are smaller but he sticks his fingers in them, and he’s always pulling my piercings :x…but i can’t tell him he can’t..he looks so cute when he does it x|
apocalypse senario could be interesting,.
cute baby!
apocalypse senario could be interesting,.
cute baby!
Haha the look on the kids face is awesome.
Haha the look on the kids face is awesome.
adorable!
adorable!
aaawwwwww sooo cute
aaawwwwww sooo cute
Owww!!!!
Owww!!!!
love the demon baby apocalypse!!!
love the demon baby apocalypse!!!
#12 aww thats what i was thinking and was going to comment about
#12 aww thats what i was thinking and was going to comment about
boondock saints <3
boondock saints <3
OUCH!!!
OUCH!!!
one of my actual reasons for not stretching my ears much bigger than 9/16ths is because when I have a child I do not want them to rip my ear off. I mean, isn’t it something like 2 pounds of pressure can break skin? ouch.
one of my actual reasons for not stretching my ears much bigger than 9/16ths is because when I have a child I do not want them to rip my ear off. I mean, isn’t it something like 2 pounds of pressure can break skin? ouch.