A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Splish Splash Splosh Sushpension.

The following clip might be short, but what’s important is that it’s short and wet! That’s much more fun than it being long and dry..

You hot mommas and sexy poppas know what I’m talking about, right?

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DivX download link for BME members: Extreme2 or Full members

My requests for details about this footage must have fallen on wet ears (I’ll try sonar next time) but maybe someone watching this will recognise the group and let me know so I can give them the creditz they deserve, failing that hopefully it will stir up the water that’s inevitably on the brain of the suspendee.

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Comments

72 responses to “Splish Splash Splosh Sushpension.”

  1. yeppers Avatar
    yeppers

    are these people as stupid as they appear? or is it an illusion?

  2. yeppers Avatar
    yeppers

    are these people as stupid as they appear? or is it an illusion?

  3. yeppers Avatar
    yeppers

    are these people as stupid as they appear? or is it an illusion?

  4. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Yeppers – Nopers, it’s an illusion.

  5. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Yeppers – Nopers, it’s an illusion.

  6. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Yeppers – Nopers, it’s an illusion.

  7. bob Avatar
    bob

    yeppers how are they stupid? i think its an awesome idea

  8. bob Avatar
    bob

    yeppers how are they stupid? i think its an awesome idea

  9. bob Avatar
    bob

    yeppers how are they stupid? i think its an awesome idea

  10. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    i bet there from Brazil. and wow… its so incredible… and yikes.. and I’m jealous and SO MANY EMOTIONS. Makes me hate bland ‘everythings illegal’ Winnipeg.

    more reasons to hate brazilions! (possibly) them with their unarguably beautiful suspensions.

  11. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    i bet there from Brazil. and wow… its so incredible… and yikes.. and I’m jealous and SO MANY EMOTIONS. Makes me hate bland ‘everythings illegal’ Winnipeg.

    more reasons to hate brazilions! (possibly) them with their unarguably beautiful suspensions.

  12. katy prost Avatar
    katy prost

    i bet there from Brazil. and wow… its so incredible… and yikes.. and I’m jealous and SO MANY EMOTIONS. Makes me hate bland ‘everythings illegal’ Winnipeg.

    more reasons to hate brazilions! (possibly) them with their unarguably beautiful suspensions.

  13. Orchestra Influenza Avatar
    Orchestra Influenza

    That looks like sooo much fun. I’d go back on my vow not to suspend anymore just to try that out in some warm beautiful place!

  14. Orchestra Influenza Avatar
    Orchestra Influenza

    That looks like sooo much fun. I’d go back on my vow not to suspend anymore just to try that out in some warm beautiful place!

  15. Orchestra Influenza Avatar
    Orchestra Influenza

    That looks like sooo much fun. I’d go back on my vow not to suspend anymore just to try that out in some warm beautiful place!

  16. BlueStar Avatar

    Looks like fun!

  17. BlueStar Avatar

    Looks like fun!

  18. BlueStar Avatar

    Looks like fun!

  19. dave k Avatar

    how are they stupid???? it’s fucking awesome!

  20. dave k Avatar

    how are they stupid???? it’s fucking awesome!

  21. dave k Avatar

    how are they stupid???? it’s fucking awesome!

  22. Boo Avatar
    Boo

    ive never personally wanted to do suspension….. till i saw this.

  23. Boo Avatar
    Boo

    ive never personally wanted to do suspension….. till i saw this.

  24. Boo Avatar
    Boo

    ive never personally wanted to do suspension….. till i saw this.

  25. Colie Olie DeStroy Avatar

    this video made my loins quiver… And I don’t even have loins…

    I almost didn’t watch it… Then I saw Roo’s name and felt abandoned by him lately (on modblog that is).

    So I clicked… I’m very happy I did…

  26. Colie Olie DeStroy Avatar

    this video made my loins quiver… And I don’t even have loins…

    I almost didn’t watch it… Then I saw Roo’s name and felt abandoned by him lately (on modblog that is).

    So I clicked… I’m very happy I did…

  27. Colie Olie DeStroy Avatar

    this video made my loins quiver… And I don’t even have loins…

    I almost didn’t watch it… Then I saw Roo’s name and felt abandoned by him lately (on modblog that is).

    So I clicked… I’m very happy I did…

  28. snoogans Avatar

    god that squigged me out a bit at first while he’s just pulling on his hooks, even though i’ve suspended a couple of times it still made me shudder, but then when he let go and swung it looked like sooo much fun!

    Good to see you back Roo!

  29. snoogans Avatar

    god that squigged me out a bit at first while he’s just pulling on his hooks, even though i’ve suspended a couple of times it still made me shudder, but then when he let go and swung it looked like sooo much fun!

    Good to see you back Roo!

  30. snoogans Avatar

    god that squigged me out a bit at first while he’s just pulling on his hooks, even though i’ve suspended a couple of times it still made me shudder, but then when he let go and swung it looked like sooo much fun!

    Good to see you back Roo!

  31. possessed Avatar
    possessed

    Yeah, I bet they’re Brazilian too… Sound quality’s not great but it does sound as though they’re speaking Portuguese. Awesome video – nice variation on the good old fashioned rope swing into a pond!

  32. possessed Avatar
    possessed

    Yeah, I bet they’re Brazilian too… Sound quality’s not great but it does sound as though they’re speaking Portuguese. Awesome video – nice variation on the good old fashioned rope swing into a pond!

  33. possessed Avatar
    possessed

    Yeah, I bet they’re Brazilian too… Sound quality’s not great but it does sound as though they’re speaking Portuguese. Awesome video – nice variation on the good old fashioned rope swing into a pond!

  34. CoryVictorious Avatar

    Next up…the human rope swing!

  35. CoryVictorious Avatar

    Next up…the human rope swing!

  36. CoryVictorious Avatar

    Next up…the human rope swing!

  37. alienx Avatar
    alienx

    muito massa ,irado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  38. alienx Avatar
    alienx

    muito massa ,irado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  39. alienx Avatar
    alienx

    muito massa ,irado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  40. jael Avatar
    jael

    i dream of wide open spaces to swing in, like that…

  41. jael Avatar
    jael

    i dream of wide open spaces to swing in, like that…

  42. jael Avatar
    jael

    i dream of wide open spaces to swing in, like that…

  43. Lucy Avatar
    Lucy

    That’s pretty cool, but is it not incredibly risky getting lake/pond/puddle water in the hook holes?

  44. Lucy Avatar
    Lucy

    That’s pretty cool, but is it not incredibly risky getting lake/pond/puddle water in the hook holes?

  45. Lucy Avatar
    Lucy

    That’s pretty cool, but is it not incredibly risky getting lake/pond/puddle water in the hook holes?

  46. Greta Avatar
    Greta

    I shudder to think what would have happened if one of the hooks wasn’t in proper and it ripped out well he was swinging over that lake.

  47. Greta Avatar
    Greta

    I shudder to think what would have happened if one of the hooks wasn’t in proper and it ripped out well he was swinging over that lake.

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