Phone rings.
Reckoner: Hello?
Buddy: Hey, it’s me. What are you up to tonight?
Reckoner: Oh, hey. Actually, I was about to go for a run. Probably shower after that, get some reading done, and put some dinner together. And after that I was planning on taking some photos with a Spiderman toy riding my dick. So, kind of a busy night, actually.
Buddy: What are you having for dinner? Wait, what? You’re going to have a Spiderman toy …
Reckoner: … riding my dick, yes. Well, it actually depends on how you look at it. One person may see it and think, “Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.” Whereas the more cultured viewer may think, “Why, Spiderman is riding that dick like it’s an A-bomb, Dr. Strangelove-style! What an odd yet surprisingly rewarding mélange of cultural references!” So there are really a lot of levels at work here.
Buddy: I see.
Reckoner: Anyway, the point is that I’ve got a pretty full dance card, but maybe we could get together later in the week. Oh, you wouldn’t happen to have any old G.I. Joe action figures, would you?
Buddy: Absolutely not.
Reckoner: Don’t sweat it. Talk to you soon.
Comments
252 responses to “It’s Exactly What You Think It Is”
#36, lighten up dear its a bit of fun, if you think your better than it, then go out side once and a while
😉
(hello any bjser)
#36, lighten up dear its a bit of fun, if you think your better than it, then go out side once and a while
😉
(hello any bjser)
#36, lighten up dear its a bit of fun, if you think your better than it, then go out side once and a while
😉
(hello any bjser)
#36, lighten up dear its a bit of fun, if you think your better than it, then go out side once and a while
😉
(hello any bjser)
no sorry #25
XD
no sorry #25
XD
no sorry #25
XD
no sorry #25
XD
Lil is the one, the only, the size queen.
Lil is the one, the only, the size queen.
Lil is the one, the only, the size queen.
Lil is the one, the only, the size queen.
i love when people complain about something that is for all purposes free to the public. If u don’t like it than don’t come back. If you have a IAM membership than just browse through the galleries if all you want to see is images of mods. Personally I love the little bits of randomness.
i love when people complain about something that is for all purposes free to the public. If u don’t like it than don’t come back. If you have a IAM membership than just browse through the galleries if all you want to see is images of mods. Personally I love the little bits of randomness.
i love when people complain about something that is for all purposes free to the public. If u don’t like it than don’t come back. If you have a IAM membership than just browse through the galleries if all you want to see is images of mods. Personally I love the little bits of randomness.
i love when people complain about something that is for all purposes free to the public. If u don’t like it than don’t come back. If you have a IAM membership than just browse through the galleries if all you want to see is images of mods. Personally I love the little bits of randomness.
Thank you Barf, I’m curious to find out who you are now!
Thank you Barf, I’m curious to find out who you are now!
Thank you Barf, I’m curious to find out who you are now!
Thank you Barf, I’m curious to find out who you are now!
Wow.. Freakin crazy. I was driving home for Thanksgiving and my friend calls me.. “OMG did you see modblog!!” I just put it up there being silly. The thought that it would get put on modblog never even crossed my mind 😛
It was truly an honor to make the day a little less serious for some, and to all dem haterz out there, sorry I pissed in your cheerios, I guess?
Wow.. Freakin crazy. I was driving home for Thanksgiving and my friend calls me.. “OMG did you see modblog!!” I just put it up there being silly. The thought that it would get put on modblog never even crossed my mind 😛
It was truly an honor to make the day a little less serious for some, and to all dem haterz out there, sorry I pissed in your cheerios, I guess?
Wow.. Freakin crazy. I was driving home for Thanksgiving and my friend calls me.. “OMG did you see modblog!!” I just put it up there being silly. The thought that it would get put on modblog never even crossed my mind 😛
It was truly an honor to make the day a little less serious for some, and to all dem haterz out there, sorry I pissed in your cheerios, I guess?
Wow.. Freakin crazy. I was driving home for Thanksgiving and my friend calls me.. “OMG did you see modblog!!” I just put it up there being silly. The thought that it would get put on modblog never even crossed my mind 😛
It was truly an honor to make the day a little less serious for some, and to all dem haterz out there, sorry I pissed in your cheerios, I guess?
Oh and yea, Regina did take the pic and did the piercing 😛
Oh and yea, Regina did take the pic and did the piercing 😛
Oh and yea, Regina did take the pic and did the piercing 😛
Oh and yea, Regina did take the pic and did the piercing 😛
I’m with #19. Very articulated toy. Nice cock too.
Whoot!
I’m with #19. Very articulated toy. Nice cock too.
Whoot!
I’m with #19. Very articulated toy. Nice cock too.
Whoot!
I’m with #19. Very articulated toy. Nice cock too.
Whoot!
hahahahahahaha i love it.
hahahahahahaha i love it.
hahahahahahaha i love it.
hahahahahahaha i love it.
Small cock for a human, big cock for a toy. Small piercing for either.
Small cock for a human, big cock for a toy. Small piercing for either.
Small cock for a human, big cock for a toy. Small piercing for either.
Small cock for a human, big cock for a toy. Small piercing for either.
People are complimenting a 4″ cock and a poorly placed 14ga frenum with a bad choice of jewelry??? Bad cock, bad piercing, bad post. Thank god Roo is back posting, I for one don’t need to see another picture of Jordan’s little weewee.
People are complimenting a 4″ cock and a poorly placed 14ga frenum with a bad choice of jewelry??? Bad cock, bad piercing, bad post. Thank god Roo is back posting, I for one don’t need to see another picture of Jordan’s little weewee.
People are complimenting a 4″ cock and a poorly placed 14ga frenum with a bad choice of jewelry??? Bad cock, bad piercing, bad post. Thank god Roo is back posting, I for one don’t need to see another picture of Jordan’s little weewee.
People are complimenting a 4″ cock and a poorly placed 14ga frenum with a bad choice of jewelry??? Bad cock, bad piercing, bad post. Thank god Roo is back posting, I for one don’t need to see another picture of Jordan’s little weewee.
that pic kicks so much ass
-hero
that pic kicks so much ass
-hero
that pic kicks so much ass
-hero
that pic kicks so much ass
-hero
I had the same spiderman toy. But my dog ate it. (I wish I was joking) 🙁 I miss him.
I had the same spiderman toy. But my dog ate it. (I wish I was joking) 🙁 I miss him.