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A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

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It’s Exactly What You Think It Is

Written by

Jordan Ginsberg


Photo by Regina.

Phone rings.

Reckoner: Hello?

Buddy: Hey, it’s me. What are you up to tonight?

Reckoner: Oh, hey. Actually, I was about to go for a run. Probably shower after that, get some reading done, and put some dinner together. And after that I was planning on taking some photos with a Spiderman toy riding my dick. So, kind of a busy night, actually.

Buddy: What are you having for dinner? Wait, what? You’re going to have a Spiderman toy …

Reckoner: … riding my dick, yes. Well, it actually depends on how you look at it. One person may see it and think, “Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.” Whereas the more cultured viewer may think, “Why, Spiderman is riding that dick like it’s an A-bomb, Dr. Strangelove-style! What an odd yet surprisingly rewarding mélange of cultural references!” So there are really a lot of levels at work here.

Buddy: I see.

Reckoner: Anyway, the point is that I’ve got a pretty full dance card, but maybe we could get together later in the week. Oh, you wouldn’t happen to have any old G.I. Joe action figures, would you?

Buddy: Absolutely not.

Reckoner: Don’t sweat it. Talk to you soon.

Comments

252 responses to “It’s Exactly What You Think It Is”

  1. BARF Avatar
    BARF

    Lil is a size queen.

  2. BARF Avatar
    BARF

    Lil is a size queen.

  3. lil Avatar
    lil

    Oh yes I am THE size queen.

    And yeah quit whinging about the state of modblog you narrowminded people!

  4. lil Avatar
    lil

    Oh yes I am THE size queen.

    And yeah quit whinging about the state of modblog you narrowminded people!

  5. lil Avatar
    lil

    Oh yes I am THE size queen.

    And yeah quit whinging about the state of modblog you narrowminded people!

  6. lil Avatar
    lil

    Oh yes I am THE size queen.

    And yeah quit whinging about the state of modblog you narrowminded people!

  7. Skyline GTR R34 Avatar
    Skyline GTR R34

    rofl spidey cock

  8. Skyline GTR R34 Avatar
    Skyline GTR R34

    rofl spidey cock

  9. Skyline GTR R34 Avatar
    Skyline GTR R34

    rofl spidey cock

  10. Skyline GTR R34 Avatar
    Skyline GTR R34

    rofl spidey cock

  11. merrry Avatar
    merrry

    #36 I said day, not week :p

  12. merrry Avatar
    merrry

    #36 I said day, not week :p

  13. merrry Avatar
    merrry

    #36 I said day, not week :p

  14. merrry Avatar
    merrry

    #36 I said day, not week :p

  15. Arkaday Avatar
    Arkaday

    my boyfriend had one of those, and its positively amazing 🙂

  16. Arkaday Avatar
    Arkaday

    my boyfriend had one of those, and its positively amazing 🙂

  17. Arkaday Avatar
    Arkaday

    my boyfriend had one of those, and its positively amazing 🙂

  18. Arkaday Avatar
    Arkaday

    my boyfriend had one of those, and its positively amazing 🙂

  19. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀
    Ohhhhh how I love that spideycock. <3

  20. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀
    Ohhhhh how I love that spideycock. <3

  21. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀
    Ohhhhh how I love that spideycock. <3

  22. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀
    Ohhhhh how I love that spideycock. <3

  23. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀

  24. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀

  25. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀

  26. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Oh god, I cant believe this picture got on the front page!! I took this picture! 😀

  27. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Regina – Post edited to reflect your awesome spidey-shot skillz!

  28. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Regina – Post edited to reflect your awesome spidey-shot skillz!

  29. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Regina – Post edited to reflect your awesome spidey-shot skillz!

  30. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Regina – Post edited to reflect your awesome spidey-shot skillz!

  31. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Haha thank you!!

  32. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Haha thank you!!

  33. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Haha thank you!!

  34. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    Haha thank you!!

  35. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    I also did the piercing if you want to add that information aswell, hehe. 🙂 (Im not lieing, I promise!) <3

  36. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    I also did the piercing if you want to add that information aswell, hehe. 🙂 (Im not lieing, I promise!) <3

  37. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    I also did the piercing if you want to add that information aswell, hehe. 🙂 (Im not lieing, I promise!) <3

  38. Regina Avatar
    Regina

    I also did the piercing if you want to add that information aswell, hehe. 🙂 (Im not lieing, I promise!) <3

  39. Devon Avatar
    Devon

    #14 You stared at his cock for 2 minutes??

  40. Devon Avatar
    Devon

    #14 You stared at his cock for 2 minutes??

  41. Devon Avatar
    Devon

    #14 You stared at his cock for 2 minutes??

  42. Devon Avatar
    Devon

    #14 You stared at his cock for 2 minutes??

  43. Darron Avatar
    Darron

    I hope he washes that before he gives it back to his kids. I wonder what it smells like… (the toy!)

  44. Darron Avatar
    Darron

    I hope he washes that before he gives it back to his kids. I wonder what it smells like… (the toy!)

  45. Darron Avatar
    Darron

    I hope he washes that before he gives it back to his kids. I wonder what it smells like… (the toy!)

  46. Darron Avatar
    Darron

    I hope he washes that before he gives it back to his kids. I wonder what it smells like… (the toy!)

  47. Cazaclysmic Avatar
    Cazaclysmic

    Oh my god Josh. I thought you’d have your 5 minutes of fame.. but not for this! ><

  48. Cazaclysmic Avatar
    Cazaclysmic

    Oh my god Josh. I thought you’d have your 5 minutes of fame.. but not for this! ><

  49. Cazaclysmic Avatar
    Cazaclysmic

    Oh my god Josh. I thought you’d have your 5 minutes of fame.. but not for this! ><

  50. Cazaclysmic Avatar
    Cazaclysmic

    Oh my god Josh. I thought you’d have your 5 minutes of fame.. but not for this! ><

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