Phone rings.
Reckoner: Hello?
Buddy: Hey, it’s me. What are you up to tonight?
Reckoner: Oh, hey. Actually, I was about to go for a run. Probably shower after that, get some reading done, and put some dinner together. And after that I was planning on taking some photos with a Spiderman toy riding my dick. So, kind of a busy night, actually.
Buddy: What are you having for dinner? Wait, what? You’re going to have a Spiderman toy …
Reckoner: … riding my dick, yes. Well, it actually depends on how you look at it. One person may see it and think, “Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.” Whereas the more cultured viewer may think, “Why, Spiderman is riding that dick like it’s an A-bomb, Dr. Strangelove-style! What an odd yet surprisingly rewarding mélange of cultural references!” So there are really a lot of levels at work here.
Buddy: I see.
Reckoner: Anyway, the point is that I’ve got a pretty full dance card, but maybe we could get together later in the week. Oh, you wouldn’t happen to have any old G.I. Joe action figures, would you?
Buddy: Absolutely not.
Reckoner: Don’t sweat it. Talk to you soon.
Comments
252 responses to “It’s Exactly What You Think It Is”
Oh god hahahahhaha I love how his hands fit perfectly around it too. XD
Oh god hahahahhaha I love how his hands fit perfectly around it too. XD
I will never get this 2 minutes back from my life. What a waste of my time.
I will never get this 2 minutes back from my life. What a waste of my time.
I will never get this 2 minutes back from my life. What a waste of my time.
I will never get this 2 minutes back from my life. What a waste of my time.
14 – Better forget about this website entirely
God forbid a – FREEEEEE — blog on modification wastes 2mins of your time.
14 – Better forget about this website entirely
God forbid a – FREEEEEE — blog on modification wastes 2mins of your time.
14 – Better forget about this website entirely
God forbid a – FREEEEEE — blog on modification wastes 2mins of your time.
14 – Better forget about this website entirely
God forbid a – FREEEEEE — blog on modification wastes 2mins of your time.
Roo I’m still laughing and yeah #14…haha
Roo I’m still laughing and yeah #14…haha
Roo I’m still laughing and yeah #14…haha
Roo I’m still laughing and yeah #14…haha
Just made my day!
Just made my day!
Just made my day!
Just made my day!
AHHAHA
the little conversation at the end= classy shit, and absolutely facking hilarious!
AHHAHA
the little conversation at the end= classy shit, and absolutely facking hilarious!
AHHAHA
the little conversation at the end= classy shit, and absolutely facking hilarious!
AHHAHA
the little conversation at the end= classy shit, and absolutely facking hilarious!
The first thing I thought when I saw this was “wow, that is a really nicely articulated action figure”.
The first thing I thought when I saw this was “wow, that is a really nicely articulated action figure”.
The first thing I thought when I saw this was “wow, that is a really nicely articulated action figure”.
The first thing I thought when I saw this was “wow, that is a really nicely articulated action figure”.
At first I though, “Wow that’s a big toy”,but then….maybe not…
At first I though, “Wow that’s a big toy”,but then….maybe not…
At first I though, “Wow that’s a big toy”,but then….maybe not…
At first I though, “Wow that’s a big toy”,but then….maybe not…
modblog, are you for reals? you really are going downhill. but at least its not tits this time.
modblog, are you for reals? you really are going downhill. but at least its not tits this time.
modblog, are you for reals? you really are going downhill. but at least its not tits this time.
modblog, are you for reals? you really are going downhill. but at least its not tits this time.
This is so friggin far from being downhill.
Rather, it was the highlight of my day.
This is so friggin far from being downhill.
Rather, it was the highlight of my day.
This is so friggin far from being downhill.
Rather, it was the highlight of my day.
This is so friggin far from being downhill.
Rather, it was the highlight of my day.
Spiderman has unusually large hands. Even on the uncensored picture, that’s all I can see. D:
Spiderman has unusually large hands. Even on the uncensored picture, that’s all I can see. D:
Spiderman has unusually large hands. Even on the uncensored picture, that’s all I can see. D:
Spiderman has unusually large hands. Even on the uncensored picture, that’s all I can see. D:
Spiderman has extraordinary hands!
Spiderman has extraordinary hands!
Spiderman has extraordinary hands!
Spiderman has extraordinary hands!
dude its a toy on a dick, omg wow….modblog is f-ed, where has the quality gone?
dude its a toy on a dick, omg wow….modblog is f-ed, where has the quality gone?
dude its a toy on a dick, omg wow….modblog is f-ed, where has the quality gone?
dude its a toy on a dick, omg wow….modblog is f-ed, where has the quality gone?