Phone rings.
Reckoner: Hello?
Buddy: Hey, it’s me. What are you up to tonight?
Reckoner: Oh, hey. Actually, I was about to go for a run. Probably shower after that, get some reading done, and put some dinner together. And after that I was planning on taking some photos with a Spiderman toy riding my dick. So, kind of a busy night, actually.
Buddy: What are you having for dinner? Wait, what? You’re going to have a Spiderman toy …
Reckoner: … riding my dick, yes. Well, it actually depends on how you look at it. One person may see it and think, “Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.” Whereas the more cultured viewer may think, “Why, Spiderman is riding that dick like it’s an A-bomb, Dr. Strangelove-style! What an odd yet surprisingly rewarding mélange of cultural references!” So there are really a lot of levels at work here.
Buddy: I see.
Reckoner: Anyway, the point is that I’ve got a pretty full dance card, but maybe we could get together later in the week. Oh, you wouldn’t happen to have any old G.I. Joe action figures, would you?
Buddy: Absolutely not.
Reckoner: Don’t sweat it. Talk to you soon.
Comments
252 responses to “It’s Exactly What You Think It Is”
One of the best posts i’ve seen in forever, really just because of the “conversation” had below.
One of the best posts i’ve seen in forever, really just because of the “conversation” had below.
One of the best posts i’ve seen in forever, really just because of the “conversation” had below.
One of the best posts i’ve seen in forever, really just because of the “conversation” had below.
great!!
great!!
great!!
great!!
modblog has gone down hill lately.
modblog has gone down hill lately.
modblog has gone down hill lately.
modblog has gone down hill lately.
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs?
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs?
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs?
Just wanted to feel the power between my legs?
Thats me!
Thats me!
Thats me!
Thats me!
first thought… Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.
first thought… Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.
first thought… Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.
first thought… Hey, that Spiderman’s got one hell of a cock on him. Nice.
all i can say is rofl… i removed my frenulum coz the skin got iritatet to much…i miss it…the girls too xD
all i can say is rofl… i removed my frenulum coz the skin got iritatet to much…i miss it…the girls too xD
all i can say is rofl… i removed my frenulum coz the skin got iritatet to much…i miss it…the girls too xD
all i can say is rofl… i removed my frenulum coz the skin got iritatet to much…i miss it…the girls too xD
Nice… piercing…? XD
Nice… piercing…? XD
Nice… piercing…? XD
Nice… piercing…? XD
so much awesome!!!
so much awesome!!!
so much awesome!!!
so much awesome!!!
Spidey cock!
Spidey cock!
Does whatever a spidey cock does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can’t
He’s a cock!
Lookout!
Here comes the spidey cock!!
Spidey cock!
Spidey cock!
Does whatever a spidey cock does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can’t
He’s a cock!
Lookout!
Here comes the spidey cock!!
Spidey cock!
Spidey cock!
Does whatever a spidey cock does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can’t
He’s a cock!
Lookout!
Here comes the spidey cock!!
Spidey cock!
Spidey cock!
Does whatever a spidey cock does!
can he swing from a web?
No he can’t
He’s a cock!
Lookout!
Here comes the spidey cock!!
just for the dr. strangelove refrence, i love it.
just for the dr. strangelove refrence, i love it.
just for the dr. strangelove refrence, i love it.
just for the dr. strangelove refrence, i love it.
#3 – are you kidding?
The last week had been the best mod blog in forever.
Interesting pictures, back stories or commentary to go with them.
Awesome.
#3 – are you kidding?
The last week had been the best mod blog in forever.
Interesting pictures, back stories or commentary to go with them.
Awesome.
#3 – are you kidding?
The last week had been the best mod blog in forever.
Interesting pictures, back stories or commentary to go with them.
Awesome.
#3 – are you kidding?
The last week had been the best mod blog in forever.
Interesting pictures, back stories or commentary to go with them.
Awesome.
Oh god hahahahhaha I love how his hands fit perfectly around it too. XD
Oh god hahahahhaha I love how his hands fit perfectly around it too. XD