A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

I Like Water


Gotta be honest, and I mean no offense: This is not the edgiest message to tattoo on oneself. I suspect you’ll find very few people who dispute the sentiment. (As opposed to, say, such incendiary messages as “Go Fuck Ya Self” and “Bag O Donuts” and such.) I, of course, am inclined to agree with this. Cancer is indeed, among many other things, quite lame.

(Tattoo by Mykie Rice at Golden Horseshoe Tattoo in St. Catharines, Ontario, Canada.)

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Comments

62 responses to “I Like Water”

  1. victoria Avatar
    victoria

    yeah jordan!

  2. victoria Avatar
    victoria

    yeah jordan!

  3. speedoape Avatar
    speedoape

    If he is a cancer survivor then that is great! Im the husband of a 2 time cancer survivor. cancer IS lame.

  4. speedoape Avatar
    speedoape

    If he is a cancer survivor then that is great! Im the husband of a 2 time cancer survivor. cancer IS lame.

  5. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    one of the last things my Aunt ever said to me was “Cancer’s fucking lame” so i absolutely love this tattoo. also the original type is great

  6. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    one of the last things my Aunt ever said to me was “Cancer’s fucking lame” so i absolutely love this tattoo. also the original type is great

  7. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    My mother died of ovarian cancer, and I find this tattoo extremely appropriate.

  8. Liz Avatar
    Liz

    My mother died of ovarian cancer, and I find this tattoo extremely appropriate.

  9. Skod Avatar

    =/ why is it often required of lettering tattoos to be nearly, if not, illegible?

  10. Skod Avatar

    =/ why is it often required of lettering tattoos to be nearly, if not, illegible?

  11. fireship Avatar

    i adore this tattoo more than life itself.

  12. fireship Avatar

    i adore this tattoo more than life itself.

  13. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Haha, very nice.

    I agree, this has so much more meaning than “Go Fuck Ya Self”

  14. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    Haha, very nice.

    I agree, this has so much more meaning than “Go Fuck Ya Self”

  15. Will Avatar
    Will

    Both my parents died of cancer – both very young – so I agree with the message of this tattoo. I also like the font/script/lettering and the decoration above and below it. Especially I like the letter “i” which looks like a candle, perhaps burning in memory of the victims of cancer. I suspect the guy wearing this tattoo has suffered the pain of bereavement and this is his way of fighting back. Good luck to him.

  16. Will Avatar
    Will

    Both my parents died of cancer – both very young – so I agree with the message of this tattoo. I also like the font/script/lettering and the decoration above and below it. Especially I like the letter “i” which looks like a candle, perhaps burning in memory of the victims of cancer. I suspect the guy wearing this tattoo has suffered the pain of bereavement and this is his way of fighting back. Good luck to him.

  17. JustJen Avatar

    I really like it.
    Cancer is Lame.
    🙁

  18. JustJen Avatar

    I really like it.
    Cancer is Lame.
    🙁

  19. The Lizardman Avatar

    Echoing many others here already, I know many cancer survivors that would love to wear this tattoo and generally applaud it. Messages need not be edgy to be good.

  20. The Lizardman Avatar

    Echoing many others here already, I know many cancer survivors that would love to wear this tattoo and generally applaud it. Messages need not be edgy to be good.

  21. VOMIT Avatar

    I’d sorry but this tattoo is just stupid. Cancer survivor or not, what the hell is the point, “cancer is lame” okay.. yeah, so?

  22. VOMIT Avatar

    I’d sorry but this tattoo is just stupid. Cancer survivor or not, what the hell is the point, “cancer is lame” okay.. yeah, so?

  23. kim Avatar
    kim

    Vomit, Whats the point in any tattoo, really?

  24. kim Avatar
    kim

    Vomit, Whats the point in any tattoo, really?

  25. Maiden Avatar
    Maiden

    Vomit: have a sense of humor, having had many people die of cancer i find that simplifying the idea of how bad cancer really is can help the person who is sick. Would you prefer it to say “cancer is devastating” or whatever other word to describe “horrible”.

    I love this tattoo personally, cancer is fucking lame! and the lettering is fantastic!

  26. Maiden Avatar
    Maiden

    Vomit: have a sense of humor, having had many people die of cancer i find that simplifying the idea of how bad cancer really is can help the person who is sick. Would you prefer it to say “cancer is devastating” or whatever other word to describe “horrible”.

    I love this tattoo personally, cancer is fucking lame! and the lettering is fantastic!

  27. Hanargh Avatar

    Vomit: In a way this tattoo is making a very vicious and completely destroying “thing” seem less intimidating, less powerful. As Maiden points out, it does simplify this disease so often thought of as terminal.

    My mom had cancer and I’m sure she’d appreciate this. It was “lame”, it took two years of her life. But she didn’t let it become devastating, it didn’t deserve to destroy her whole life.

  28. Hanargh Avatar

    Vomit: In a way this tattoo is making a very vicious and completely destroying “thing” seem less intimidating, less powerful. As Maiden points out, it does simplify this disease so often thought of as terminal.

    My mom had cancer and I’m sure she’d appreciate this. It was “lame”, it took two years of her life. But she didn’t let it become devastating, it didn’t deserve to destroy her whole life.

  29. BettyAtlas Avatar

    For a moment when I first saw it I thought it said “Cancun is Lame”. Which is another statement I wouldn’t object too.

  30. BettyAtlas Avatar

    For a moment when I first saw it I thought it said “Cancun is Lame”. Which is another statement I wouldn’t object too.

  31. bucket of bunnies Avatar
    bucket of bunnies

    I am a cancer survivor and someone who has lost family to cancer.
    This tattoo is awesome and everyone who saw what I had to go through agrees.
    It’s empowering.

  32. bucket of bunnies Avatar
    bucket of bunnies

    I am a cancer survivor and someone who has lost family to cancer.
    This tattoo is awesome and everyone who saw what I had to go through agrees.
    It’s empowering.

  33. Progressive Avatar
    Progressive

    I loved it a little bit more when I thought it said ‘Canoe is Lame’

  34. Progressive Avatar
    Progressive

    I loved it a little bit more when I thought it said ‘Canoe is Lame’

  35. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Maybe he means the zodiac sign. Maybe his ex was a Cancer…;p

  36. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Maybe he means the zodiac sign. Maybe his ex was a Cancer…;p

  37. Mac Avatar

    More suggestions for this guy:
    “War, like, sucks”
    “Murder isn’t cool”
    “Arterialsclerosis burns me up”

    And on a more positive note:
    “Air is kinda cool”
    “Food is all right”
    “Nice people are… Nice”

  38. Mac Avatar

    More suggestions for this guy:
    “War, like, sucks”
    “Murder isn’t cool”
    “Arterialsclerosis burns me up”

    And on a more positive note:
    “Air is kinda cool”
    “Food is all right”
    “Nice people are… Nice”

  39. Labour Of Love Avatar
    Labour Of Love

    I may be wrong on this one, but I believe Cancer is Lame was actually a benifit concert that was thrown in St. Catharines, inspired by a member of our local music scene and his battle with cancer…. but I’m not for sure on all the details.

  40. Labour Of Love Avatar
    Labour Of Love

    I may be wrong on this one, but I believe Cancer is Lame was actually a benifit concert that was thrown in St. Catharines, inspired by a member of our local music scene and his battle with cancer…. but I’m not for sure on all the details.

  41. Max Avatar
    Max

    i thought it said cancun is lame

  42. Max Avatar
    Max

    i thought it said cancun is lame

  43. NeonSally Avatar
    NeonSally

    “Arterialsclerosis burns me up”

    heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

  44. NeonSally Avatar
    NeonSally

    “Arterialsclerosis burns me up”

    heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

  45. peggy Avatar
    peggy

    For those who think this ink is stupid, try having cancer yourself, it frickin SUCKS! Once you get through it, then you’ll understand the reasonings behind it.

    My cancer tattoo is going to be more implicit, but no doubt the most important one i will ever get.

  46. peggy Avatar
    peggy

    For those who think this ink is stupid, try having cancer yourself, it frickin SUCKS! Once you get through it, then you’ll understand the reasonings behind it.

    My cancer tattoo is going to be more implicit, but no doubt the most important one i will ever get.

  47. Roscoe at Johnson Tattoo Avatar

    Cancer is not lame. Cancer will KICK YOUR ASS. It is a formidable foe. That is why cancer survivors are so cool. If it was lame, then surviving it would be no big deal.

    I prefer more defiant expressions, such as “FUCK CANCER.”

    This tattoo is lame. Also, people with disabilities don’t appreciate the expression “lame.”

  48. Roscoe at Johnson Tattoo Avatar

    Cancer is not lame. Cancer will KICK YOUR ASS. It is a formidable foe. That is why cancer survivors are so cool. If it was lame, then surviving it would be no big deal.

    I prefer more defiant expressions, such as “FUCK CANCER.”

    This tattoo is lame. Also, people with disabilities don’t appreciate the expression “lame.”

  49. anamorphic Avatar
    anamorphic

    Mac….you’re a twat

  50. anamorphic Avatar
    anamorphic

    Mac….you’re a twat

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