A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

You Forgot I Was a Ninja


Scared sea monster tattoo

I know, I know … it’s not fair to you, the fine readers, to post such abjectly horrifying images at this late an hour. It’s getting on towards bedtime, and here I am, the thoughtless ogre, putting up shots that would spook the bejesus out of a goddamned sea monster. What do I have to say for myself? Not much. Not much at all.

Scare yourselves to sleep, ModBlog, and we’ll see you in the morning.

Comments

72 responses to “You Forgot I Was a Ninja”

  1. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    that is fuckin hilarious. great job! 🙂

  2. Nikki Avatar

    hahaha this is so great! I’ve had this image saved on my computer forever…it’s funny to see it in action.

  3. Nikki Avatar

    hahaha this is so great! I’ve had this image saved on my computer forever…it’s funny to see it in action.

  4. Nikki Avatar

    hahaha this is so great! I’ve had this image saved on my computer forever…it’s funny to see it in action.

  5. nature223 Avatar

    LOL…great cartoon ink

  6. nature223 Avatar

    LOL…great cartoon ink

  7. nature223 Avatar

    LOL…great cartoon ink

  8. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    haha it reminds me of a shakespearean comedy or the television show Frasier because it’s “Dramatic Irony”

  9. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    haha it reminds me of a shakespearean comedy or the television show Frasier because it’s “Dramatic Irony”

  10. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    haha it reminds me of a shakespearean comedy or the television show Frasier because it’s “Dramatic Irony”

  11. trevor Avatar
    trevor

    the sifl and oly quote is hilarious. i miss that show.

  12. trevor Avatar
    trevor

    the sifl and oly quote is hilarious. i miss that show.

  13. trevor Avatar
    trevor

    the sifl and oly quote is hilarious. i miss that show.

  14. Paula Avatar
    Paula

    Wowwww That’s too funny! I love it =p

  15. Paula Avatar
    Paula

    Wowwww That’s too funny! I love it =p

  16. Paula Avatar
    Paula

    Wowwww That’s too funny! I love it =p

  17. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    for those that are interested you can find more of ursala’s art at http://www.metalandmagic.com

  18. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    for those that are interested you can find more of ursala’s art at http://www.metalandmagic.com

  19. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    for those that are interested you can find more of ursala’s art at http://www.metalandmagic.com

  20. Rose Avatar
    Rose

    I love Ursula Vernons work! I wonder if she knows someone got a tattoo of it

  21. Rose Avatar
    Rose

    I love Ursula Vernons work! I wonder if she knows someone got a tattoo of it

  22. Rose Avatar
    Rose

    I love Ursula Vernons work! I wonder if she knows someone got a tattoo of it

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