A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

My Forehead is Bumpin’


Ha ha, another young woman with geeky hand tattoos! This usually goes over well, right? (Says the wearer: “Got this tattoo the morning after halloween. I was sufficiently hungover … probably still drunk. Cheers!”)

(Tattoo by Joe Miller at Tribe Tattoo in Denver, Colorado.)

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Comments

86 responses to “My Forehead is Bumpin’”

  1. bradly Avatar
    bradly

    reminds of the lyrics goes a little something like this “I’ll slap U in the face with 9 inches of limp dick”

  2. bradly Avatar
    bradly

    reminds of the lyrics goes a little something like this “I’ll slap U in the face with 9 inches of limp dick”

  3. Ashleigh Avatar

    I would expect it to read more like face

  4. Ashleigh Avatar

    I would expect it to read more like face

  5. spookybeck Avatar
    spookybeck

    I guess if you hit with that part of the hand, it would be brilliant. personally, when I saw it I thought “what do the fingers say to the face??? smack, bitch!!!”
    her attitude is rawr.

  6. spookybeck Avatar
    spookybeck

    I guess if you hit with that part of the hand, it would be brilliant. personally, when I saw it I thought “what do the fingers say to the face??? smack, bitch!!!”
    her attitude is rawr.

  7. Ashleigh Avatar

    oops I forgot that html doesn’t show. I meant face
    Just without the asterisk

  8. Ashleigh Avatar

    oops I forgot that html doesn’t show. I meant face
    Just without the asterisk

  9. Ashleigh Avatar

    Screw my comment. Nevermind.
    Hahah. I hate HTML.

  10. Ashleigh Avatar

    Screw my comment. Nevermind.
    Hahah. I hate HTML.

  11. valy Avatar

    loved it…and that tattoo with the attitude?priceless…

  12. valy Avatar

    loved it…and that tattoo with the attitude?priceless…

  13. Kitty Demon Avatar

    I actually like this tattoo a lot. And besides, she’s a cutie 🙂

  14. Kitty Demon Avatar

    I actually like this tattoo a lot. And besides, she’s a cutie 🙂

  15. severed Avatar

    your html is brokens! needs to be !

  16. severed Avatar

    your html is brokens! needs to be !

  17. severed Avatar

    damn. didn’t work. needs to be
    slap
    face
    /face
    /slap
    but with the thingies.

  18. severed Avatar

    damn. didn’t work. needs to be
    slap
    face
    /face
    /slap
    but with the thingies.

  19. dean Avatar

    No, but see, this is okay, because she has sleeves. Obviously that makes geeky hand tattoos all right, because, like, um…. something….

  20. dean Avatar

    No, but see, this is okay, because she has sleeves. Obviously that makes geeky hand tattoos all right, because, like, um…. something….

  21. timebomb Avatar
    timebomb

    doesn’t make sense. stupid tattoo.

  22. timebomb Avatar
    timebomb

    doesn’t make sense. stupid tattoo.

  23. nadia Avatar
    nadia

    Maybe it’s my brutal lack of proper HTML knowledge, but that doesn’t make sense. 🙁

  24. nadia Avatar
    nadia

    Maybe it’s my brutal lack of proper HTML knowledge, but that doesn’t make sense. 🙁

  25. kyl Avatar
    kyl

    it means:
    begin slap, end face.
    or at least with my rudimentary knowledge of html. duh.

  26. kyl Avatar
    kyl

    it means:
    begin slap, end face.
    or at least with my rudimentary knowledge of html. duh.

  27. stimpson Avatar
    stimpson

    SSNIKT!

  28. stimpson Avatar
    stimpson

    SSNIKT!

  29. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    What gorgeous lips. I’d like to plant a smacker on them!

  30. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    What gorgeous lips. I’d like to plant a smacker on them!

  31. P.moz Avatar
    P.moz

    Begin slap. End face? Don’t get it…

  32. P.moz Avatar
    P.moz

    Begin slap. End face? Don’t get it…

  33. saspool Avatar
    saspool

    Invalid xml alert!

  34. saspool Avatar
    saspool

    Invalid xml alert!

  35. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    I bet her myspace page isn’t html 3.0 compliant

  36. Shaun Avatar
    Shaun

    I bet her myspace page isn’t html 3.0 compliant

  37. Nate Avatar
    Nate

    If you’re gonna get a geeky tattoo, get a nerd to make sure the html is correct first

  38. Nate Avatar
    Nate

    If you’re gonna get a geeky tattoo, get a nerd to make sure the html is correct first

  39. Kristie Avatar
    Kristie

    This is my tattoo and yes the html IS correct, as KYL so graciously explained it for you.

    ^_^

  40. Kristie Avatar
    Kristie

    This is my tattoo and yes the html IS correct, as KYL so graciously explained it for you.

    ^_^

  41. arto Avatar
    arto

    This is not html (there are no slap and face keywords in html), so this is xml. So where is start face and end slap ?

  42. arto Avatar
    arto

    This is not html (there are no slap and face keywords in html), so this is xml. So where is start face and end slap ?

  43. Dakota Avatar
    Dakota

    i highly doubt this tattoo was supposed to analyzed and taken apart bit by bit. its supposed to be FUNNY! which it is btw! i like this html tattoo waay better than the legit ones ive seen because this one works with the english language too. like begin the slap, and end with the face. smack a bitch!

  44. Dakota Avatar
    Dakota

    i highly doubt this tattoo was supposed to analyzed and taken apart bit by bit. its supposed to be FUNNY! which it is btw! i like this html tattoo waay better than the legit ones ive seen because this one works with the english language too. like begin the slap, and end with the face. smack a bitch!

  45. Ashleigh Avatar

    much agreed with severed and nate. it was what i was trying to say in the beginning.

  46. Ashleigh Avatar

    much agreed with severed and nate. it was what i was trying to say in the beginning.

  47. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    she looks more heavily modified than the stfu noob chick, and also she looks like she is a better person.

  48. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    she looks more heavily modified than the stfu noob chick, and also she looks like she is a better person.

  49. amalgamation Avatar
    amalgamation

    “so this is xml”

    Not really, it’s not well-formed and it’s missing the DTD to boot. It would cause any properly built XML parser to fail.

  50. amalgamation Avatar
    amalgamation

    “so this is xml”

    Not really, it’s not well-formed and it’s missing the DTD to boot. It would cause any properly built XML parser to fail.

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