A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

And the peculiar thing is this my friends:

I got this one as a tribute to all the people who get flash Kanji and really don’t know if it says what they think it should (note the question marks).

We had a Japanese kid getting tattooed and I had him draw it up. He said it would look cooler in Chinese so we went with that..”

It literally means “Don’t know”.

By Ed Weston, Chaos Ephex (again!), Lapeer, MI.

Comments

66 responses to “And the peculiar thing is this my friends:”

  1. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    “It literally means “Don’t know”

    …….or does it? DUN DUN DUN!

  2. Mike Avatar
    Mike

    “It literally means “Don’t know”

    …….or does it? DUN DUN DUN!

  3. audente Avatar
    audente

    Fuckin sweet.

  4. audente Avatar
    audente

    Fuckin sweet.

  5. dean Avatar

    That’s brilliant.

  6. dean Avatar

    That’s brilliant.

  7. crazzy420 Avatar
    crazzy420

    hahaha. i love this. it’s hilarious and soo true at the same time.

  8. crazzy420 Avatar
    crazzy420

    hahaha. i love this. it’s hilarious and soo true at the same time.

  9. Sean Dornan Avatar
    Sean Dornan

    mike’s comment actually amde me laugh.
    just imagining if it was spelled wrong or meant something completely different.
    oh, the irony, it’s to much.

    haha

  10. Sean Dornan Avatar
    Sean Dornan

    mike’s comment actually amde me laugh.
    just imagining if it was spelled wrong or meant something completely different.
    oh, the irony, it’s to much.

    haha

  11. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mike – just what I thought, haha. If I was the Japanese kid I couldn’t resist handing over “My bottom smells”, or something equally as childish.

  12. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Mike – just what I thought, haha. If I was the Japanese kid I couldn’t resist handing over “My bottom smells”, or something equally as childish.

  13. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Or the address of a well known Chinese tutoring school.

  14. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Or the address of a well known Chinese tutoring school.

  15. Sarah Avatar

    Haha I love this! Not only from the same studio, but on the same guy!

  16. Sarah Avatar

    Haha I love this! Not only from the same studio, but on the same guy!

  17. gretchen Avatar

    That’s so funny. I actually had a friend get a tat like that, it was supposed to say Jew (he’s jewish, and because of that, it’s his nickname) and went to a Chinese resteraunt and they started clapping.

    It said “Clap your hands if it’s your birthday this year.”

    Funny story.
    He found out what it said when he finally asked someone.
    That had the whole place laughing.

  18. gretchen Avatar

    That’s so funny. I actually had a friend get a tat like that, it was supposed to say Jew (he’s jewish, and because of that, it’s his nickname) and went to a Chinese resteraunt and they started clapping.

    It said “Clap your hands if it’s your birthday this year.”

    Funny story.
    He found out what it said when he finally asked someone.
    That had the whole place laughing.

  19. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    gretchen – Was the tattoo on his stomach, was he naked? That’s probably why they were clapping.

  20. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    gretchen – Was the tattoo on his stomach, was he naked? That’s probably why they were clapping.

  21. Kim Avatar
    Kim

    Awesome. I can’t wait unitl someone comes up to him and he explains it.

    The flowers on his hips are glorious.

  22. Kim Avatar
    Kim

    Awesome. I can’t wait unitl someone comes up to him and he explains it.

    The flowers on his hips are glorious.

  23. Ralex Avatar

    cool idea for tattoo.

    oh btw ROO- nice spin to Tenacious D

  24. Ralex Avatar

    cool idea for tattoo.

    oh btw ROO- nice spin to Tenacious D

  25. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    hahahahahaha woot !!

  26. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    hahahahahaha woot !!

  27. a chinese Avatar
    a chinese

    the tattoo is accurate & it really means “Don’t know” in Chinese~
    nice one.. =)

  28. a chinese Avatar
    a chinese

    the tattoo is accurate & it really means “Don’t know” in Chinese~
    nice one.. =)

  29. Bot Avatar

    safe idea man, just what if……..? lol

  30. Bot Avatar

    safe idea man, just what if……..? lol

  31. will Avatar
    will

    same idea really for all lettering tattoos people don’t understand, kanji, irish the whole bunch

    why get something in a language you dont understand 🙂
    awesome idea btw

  32. will Avatar
    will

    same idea really for all lettering tattoos people don’t understand, kanji, irish the whole bunch

    why get something in a language you dont understand 🙂
    awesome idea btw

  33. David R Avatar
    David R

    知道

    The direct translation is awareness, and the question marks are set up spanish style. Questionable awareness. So yeah you can feel okay about it not saying horse dong

  34. David R Avatar
    David R

    知道

    The direct translation is awareness, and the question marks are set up spanish style. Questionable awareness. So yeah you can feel okay about it not saying horse dong

  35. sparky Avatar
    sparky

    The best kanji translation fuckup story I ever heard was some dolt who tried to use Babblefish to translate “War” into Chinese. And _then_ he didn’t realize that the incomprehensible boxes he got back were the result of not having a Chinese font installed on his computer (and not actual Chinese), so he went ahead and got those Windows missing-character symbols inked onto his arm.

    He didn’t figure it out until he translated “Peace” into “chinese” for the other arm, and it came out the same. But _still_, dude was all like, “whoa, the symbols for war and peace are the same in Chinese.” Until his second tat artist was like, “um, dude, wtf?”

  36. sparky Avatar
    sparky

    The best kanji translation fuckup story I ever heard was some dolt who tried to use Babblefish to translate “War” into Chinese. And _then_ he didn’t realize that the incomprehensible boxes he got back were the result of not having a Chinese font installed on his computer (and not actual Chinese), so he went ahead and got those Windows missing-character symbols inked onto his arm.

    He didn’t figure it out until he translated “Peace” into “chinese” for the other arm, and it came out the same. But _still_, dude was all like, “whoa, the symbols for war and peace are the same in Chinese.” Until his second tat artist was like, “um, dude, wtf?”

  37. an0nymous_vamp1re Avatar

    There was an article a while back (most likely on BME, of course) about foreign lettering tattoos, how in Japan and China the tattoo artists are doing English tattoos that are just random letters or words.

    They are completely meaningless or nothing like what the person said they wanted.
    Of course, usually they think they are getting something meaning “beautiful princess” or “strong warrior”.

  38. an0nymous_vamp1re Avatar

    There was an article a while back (most likely on BME, of course) about foreign lettering tattoos, how in Japan and China the tattoo artists are doing English tattoos that are just random letters or words.

    They are completely meaningless or nothing like what the person said they wanted.
    Of course, usually they think they are getting something meaning “beautiful princess” or “strong warrior”.

  39. Dangerbitch Avatar
    Dangerbitch

    HA that’s too funny! I love it.

  40. Dangerbitch Avatar
    Dangerbitch

    HA that’s too funny! I love it.

  41. gretchen Avatar

    Roo-
    Actually it was on his shoulder!
    and he’s a pretty hairy guy, think Austin Powers, so it would be pretty difficult to see it.

    It was up on his shoulder and he was wearing a wife beater I think?

  42. gretchen Avatar

    Roo-
    Actually it was on his shoulder!
    and he’s a pretty hairy guy, think Austin Powers, so it would be pretty difficult to see it.

    It was up on his shoulder and he was wearing a wife beater I think?

  43. jhonen vasquez Avatar
    jhonen vasquez

    wow… really long torso. it’s like his penis is missing

  44. jhonen vasquez Avatar
    jhonen vasquez

    wow… really long torso. it’s like his penis is missing

  45. natalia Avatar

    jhonen…i thought the same thing hahahaha

    and i like the tat btw

  46. natalia Avatar

    jhonen…i thought the same thing hahahaha

    and i like the tat btw

  47. Xenobiologista Avatar

    “The direct translation is awareness, and the question marks are set up spanish style. Questionable awareness.”

    Get off your high horse, nobody is going to read it as “awareness”. As far as conventional usage goes, it’s just “to know”.

    One common mistake is when people get 咊 on them because they think it means “peace”. Actually 咊平 means peace; 咊 by itself doesn’t have much meaning on its own when it’s not part of a compound. Sometimes it means “and”.

    平 by itself, incidentally, means “flat”.

    Zhongwen.com is a decent online dictionary for looking stuff up. There’s also the Unihan database for Unicode characters.
    http://zhongwen.com/
    http://www.unicode.org/charts/unihansearch.html

    And for heaven’s sake if you get a Chinese or Japanese tattoo, don’t go for one of those awful sticklike fonts that are the East Asian equivalent of Arial.

  48. Xenobiologista Avatar

    “The direct translation is awareness, and the question marks are set up spanish style. Questionable awareness.”

    Get off your high horse, nobody is going to read it as “awareness”. As far as conventional usage goes, it’s just “to know”.

    One common mistake is when people get 咊 on them because they think it means “peace”. Actually 咊平 means peace; 咊 by itself doesn’t have much meaning on its own when it’s not part of a compound. Sometimes it means “and”.

    平 by itself, incidentally, means “flat”.

    Zhongwen.com is a decent online dictionary for looking stuff up. There’s also the Unihan database for Unicode characters.
    http://zhongwen.com/
    http://www.unicode.org/charts/unihansearch.html

    And for heaven’s sake if you get a Chinese or Japanese tattoo, don’t go for one of those awful sticklike fonts that are the East Asian equivalent of Arial.

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