A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Last Orders

You know the drill!

Drill is not a clue!

Apparently iam:knightowl36‘s already filed a patent for this beer can holder, he might have to consult the pubic before he markets it though.

(By the way, his watch says 18:20)

Comments

53 responses to “Last Orders”

  1. SDietz Avatar
    SDietz

    C’mon Roo, consult the pubic?!
    Impressive mod though.

  2. Kitty Demon Avatar

    That’s pretty interesting.

  3. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    i must be getting good at this game, i actually got this one!

  4. mutumbo Avatar
    mutumbo

    i must be getting good at this game, i actually got this one!

  5. emu Avatar
    emu

    its almost sad that i got this one…

  6. Diva Avatar
    Diva

    Yeah as soon as I saw it, I knew it was a transcrotal. I think I spend too much time on BME.

  7. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    wow, i got this one for once. i would also like to say: is that crisco?!?!

  8. jenn Avatar
    jenn

    my bad! didn’t see he was sitting in a bathtub -_-

  9. Eddie Gein Avatar

    I thought it was a crusty plug, and the stripe along the bottom of the can was the o ring. Needless to say, I finished eating my volcano taco before I clicked through.

  10. Stefunee Avatar

    I doubt anyone will say “I thought this was modblog” as a comment for this picture.
    I love it. 🙂

  11. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    okay, i see a lot of sudsy soapy stuff… but i think at least some of that is nut juice.
    pleh.
    also, isnt he wrecking his watch? lol

  12. inkfaery Avatar
    inkfaery

    modbloggable- CHECK

  13. Emily Avatar
    Emily

    what a delicious, refreshing beverage choice.

  14. Enso Avatar
    Enso

    Bad pun, Roo, groan-worthy.
    Lol

  15. cerealkiller Avatar
    cerealkiller

    holy macaroni

  16. BendtheGlass Avatar

    I’m really glad that was soap. before the cut, it looked like infection.

  17. andrea Avatar
    andrea

    haha wow thats awesome!

  18. jessmess Avatar

    ooh, it’s a sunset tattoo. i’ve always loved those.

  19. Feedbacker Avatar

    Respect, you must have serious balls to do that 😉

  20. cardboardfrog Avatar
    cardboardfrog

    wow, epic scrotum stretching!
    but REALLY if you could embed any beer in your crotch would it really be coors?
    i’m not saying the americans are incapable of making good beer, but really wouldn’t a nice hieneken or grolsch be a much nicer addition to ones nutsack?

  21. Furnace Avatar
    Furnace

    Yep, I got it before I looked too.

  22. pwapwap Avatar
    pwapwap

    I don’t know where in the world he is from and what his tastes are but I recon the beer will get warm.
    Either that or he will get serious shrinkage when he puts a cold one in.

  23. Cameron Avatar
    Cameron

    Thats a busch light, not coors.

  24. Bot Avatar

    i wish i could do that *pout*

  25. Tsarik Avatar

    i want a fucking transcrotal. where can you get these done in the states?

    at first i didn’t see the watch on his arm, i thought his arm was a fat roll and the watch went through an inverted bipedal flap which i guess would make it a tunnel? haha anyway. damn it i want my sack to have a huge hole through it too!

  26. Treehopr Avatar
    Treehopr

    I love transcrotals. Especially when they’re stretched nice and big.

  27. Rehan Avatar
    Rehan

    #9 the way that volcano taco looks, it would make me puke waaayyyyyyy before this does, i figure this could be one of the coolest bar tricks ever, ” hey man i bet you a pint I can put your beer through my nuts”

  28. Aiwass Avatar
    Aiwass

    <3 transcrotals, thats huge!

  29. Warborn Avatar
    Warborn

    eh

  30. Henry Avatar
    Henry

    Uhmmmm…. Where are his nuts?

  31. Pidge Avatar
    Pidge

    Quite convenient.

  32. JuuL Avatar

    #21 cardboardfrog, are you saying Grolsch or Heineken are really that much better? Try some Belgian beers like Stella q:

    love the scrotal stretch (: (I got it right!)

  33. Joanna Avatar
    Joanna

    aah, i thought the suds were some kind of infection….I was well relieved.

  34. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Henry – Probably below his wang.

  35. Willow Avatar
    Willow

    I don’t know why I always click on the click through. And then go ‘Oh god this is horrendous!’ ha ha

  36. Joshy Poshy Avatar

    Yayyy Im almost to that size. Roo, If I get someone to drink beer from my nuts you better put it on Modblog!

  37. MRT Avatar
    MRT

    I totally didn’t get this one and I usually do….. gotta pick up my game.

  38. DeadlyPoison Avatar

    WAHAY!! GUESS WHAT IS BACK!!

  39. Katie Avatar

    Damn. I thought it was an infected nipple.

  40. LuckyG Avatar
    LuckyG

    The downside is your beer’s gonna get warm that way.

  41. Bree Avatar
    Bree

    I thought the bmezine watermark was a white ink tattoo.

    I was squinting at my computer screen for a good two minutes before figuring it out.

    Don’t I feel stupid.

  42. Kalinkina Avatar

    I thought this was going to be more disturbing than it was. 🙂

  43. Elijah Avatar
    Elijah

    oh jeeze, i love modblog, any other blog with this pic would be like “omg he stretched his nutsack!”
    but no, we argue over what beers to put through your transcrotal.
    and it is busch,
    which is also vile
    lovely thou

  44. uzneko Avatar
    uzneko

    wow, I thought that picture was incredibly dirty till I realized he was in a tub. Before I recognized that, I thought the white stuff was… something else

  45. sparrowgirl Avatar
    sparrowgirl

    i screamed. verry quietly as my gf is asleep in the next room. but i screamed. 🙂

  46. Dan the Man Avatar

    Seriously, i dont say this often…
    But kudos on your balls man

    Kudos on your balls

  47. tater Avatar
    tater

    i didn’t even see the bathtub. but in my defense, there’s a beer in his balls. i think that’s a justified distraction. i thought the suds were beer foam. and my first thought was ‘is that safe?’

    but yes, kudos on your balls sir.

  48. Mephy Avatar
    Mephy

    i lolled at the skilled photoshopping of the BME watermark.
    also.. it is SO cool to have guess what back. it’s the best thing on the internet.

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