A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Anti-Swallows.

But iam: skeet skeet skeet (no relation) is definitely Pro-Stork Flamingo!

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92 responses to “Anti-Swallows.”

  1. trailerparkjesus Avatar
    trailerparkjesus

    i love this. it gave me a good laugh

  2. trailerparkjesus Avatar
    trailerparkjesus

    i love this. it gave me a good laugh

  3. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    trailerparkjesus – Me too! It also reminded me of this.

  4. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    trailerparkjesus – Me too! It also reminded me of this.

  5. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    (and an episode of Blackadder, but that’s not really worth mentioning, haha)

  6. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    (and an episode of Blackadder, but that’s not really worth mentioning, haha)

  7. Furnace Avatar
    Furnace

    Storks? Looks like a couple of Flamingo’s to me… with duck feet.
    Very original. I love it.

  8. Furnace Avatar
    Furnace

    Storks? Looks like a couple of Flamingo’s to me… with duck feet.
    Very original. I love it.

  9. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Furnace – Oops! I’m bad at ornithology.

  10. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Furnace – Oops! I’m bad at ornithology.

  11. Infinite. Avatar
    Infinite.

    This makes me terribly happy.
    And his neck tattoo looks interesting… wish we could see more of that.

  12. Infinite. Avatar
    Infinite.

    This makes me terribly happy.
    And his neck tattoo looks interesting… wish we could see more of that.

  13. Smoosh Avatar
    Smoosh

    he makes beautiful plugs and tunnels!!!

    congrats on making modblog james!!

  14. Smoosh Avatar
    Smoosh

    he makes beautiful plugs and tunnels!!!

    congrats on making modblog james!!

  15. andshewas Avatar

    That’s so fucking cool!

  16. andshewas Avatar

    That’s so fucking cool!

  17. martron Avatar

    ahhhhahahahah yes!

  18. martron Avatar

    ahhhhahahahah yes!

  19. Seth D Avatar

    Good idea. It would have been much cooler if the tattoo was better done.

  20. Seth D Avatar

    Good idea. It would have been much cooler if the tattoo was better done.

  21. Leana Avatar

    I agree with Seth D …. But LOVE the unique idea, way to stand out in a crowd.

  22. Leana Avatar

    I agree with Seth D …. But LOVE the unique idea, way to stand out in a crowd.

  23. adam Avatar
    adam

    nice idea i agree could have a little more attention the lettering and scroll design

  24. adam Avatar
    adam

    nice idea i agree could have a little more attention the lettering and scroll design

  25. JM Avatar
    JM

    Nice, though the legs are a bit chunky for a flamingo 🙂

  26. JM Avatar
    JM

    Nice, though the legs are a bit chunky for a flamingo 🙂

  27. Melf Avatar
    Melf

    Oh, I’ve been waiting for something like this. The neck piece is intriguing.

  28. Melf Avatar
    Melf

    Oh, I’ve been waiting for something like this. The neck piece is intriguing.

  29. bykes Avatar

    I hate swallows,GREAT!!!! :]

  30. bykes Avatar

    I hate swallows,GREAT!!!! :]

  31. steven kelly Avatar
    steven kelly

    fuck cool. laughing at yourself (and others) is where its at.

    i wonder if he spits?

  32. steven kelly Avatar
    steven kelly

    fuck cool. laughing at yourself (and others) is where its at.

    i wonder if he spits?

  33. steven kelly Avatar

    actually, after taking a second look at his neck tattoo…..i’m just not sure.

    good goin mate.

  34. steven kelly Avatar

    actually, after taking a second look at his neck tattoo…..i’m just not sure.

    good goin mate.

  35. Sean Dornan Avatar
    Sean Dornan

    oh. I’m getting this actually but instead of flamingos they are going to be Rhinoceros horn bill birds and the are going to be on my hips, and the banner is going to say “damnant quod non intelligunt” which is a Latin proverb for “they condemn what they do not understand”.

    sucks that someone executed the idea (albeit different slightly) before I got the chance to 🙁

  36. Sean Dornan Avatar
    Sean Dornan

    oh. I’m getting this actually but instead of flamingos they are going to be Rhinoceros horn bill birds and the are going to be on my hips, and the banner is going to say “damnant quod non intelligunt” which is a Latin proverb for “they condemn what they do not understand”.

    sucks that someone executed the idea (albeit different slightly) before I got the chance to 🙁

  37. Tsarik Avatar

    ultimate win!

  38. Tsarik Avatar

    ultimate win!

  39. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    Yeah! It’s like self referential pseudo ironic comment on the popularity of traditional tattooing within a subset of a subculture. It’s like, yeah, um, so like, awesome.

    Oh, hang on, it’s just a steaming bag of shit.

    It’s a dumb idea that will make no sense in 20 years. Fine for a small tattoo, but not for a chestpiece.
    Has he realised that flamingos are the new wolves, which were the new owls, which were the new crows, which were the new kanji wich were the new Taz which were the new swallows?

    It’s kinda like that scene in the Devil wears Prada where the intern thinks she has nothing to do with fashion but has it pointed out to her that what she is wearing is a watered down version of high fashion from 5 years ago.

    So I’m sticking with “it’s a steaming bag of shit.”

    I can’t wait to hear the retrospective reasoning about deep childhood memories and personal meaning.
    I’d prefer if it was just a dare while drunk. It certainly looks that way from the quality of the tattoo. Not just the banner, which was obviously done first, as a joke, but the whole badly tattooed, ill fitting bag of shit that is the whole thing.

  40. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    Yeah! It’s like self referential pseudo ironic comment on the popularity of traditional tattooing within a subset of a subculture. It’s like, yeah, um, so like, awesome.

    Oh, hang on, it’s just a steaming bag of shit.

    It’s a dumb idea that will make no sense in 20 years. Fine for a small tattoo, but not for a chestpiece.
    Has he realised that flamingos are the new wolves, which were the new owls, which were the new crows, which were the new kanji wich were the new Taz which were the new swallows?

    It’s kinda like that scene in the Devil wears Prada where the intern thinks she has nothing to do with fashion but has it pointed out to her that what she is wearing is a watered down version of high fashion from 5 years ago.

    So I’m sticking with “it’s a steaming bag of shit.”

    I can’t wait to hear the retrospective reasoning about deep childhood memories and personal meaning.
    I’d prefer if it was just a dare while drunk. It certainly looks that way from the quality of the tattoo. Not just the banner, which was obviously done first, as a joke, but the whole badly tattooed, ill fitting bag of shit that is the whole thing.

  41. xbriannax Avatar

    “WTF” is the kid from the Emperor Wears No Clothes.

    I spend so much time laughing at the crowds ooohing and ahhhing over the beautiful golden threads!

  42. xbriannax Avatar

    “WTF” is the kid from the Emperor Wears No Clothes.

    I spend so much time laughing at the crowds ooohing and ahhhing over the beautiful golden threads!

  43. hellonightmare Avatar

    haha knew it was Jimmy by the throat, what a.. different.. chest piece lol.

  44. hellonightmare Avatar

    haha knew it was Jimmy by the throat, what a.. different.. chest piece lol.

  45. Kent Avatar
    Kent

    WTF – Yeah, except that the majority of the images you mentioned were quickly recognized as fad. While it can be argued that swallows are just reemerging as fad, in reality, they have been a pretty decent constant since their conception back in the early days of Americana.

    I just don’t see the purpose in bashing the concept, especially not with such a flawed arguement…

    1) You say that swallows were just a pop culture piece that have been replaced by a long list of newcomers and wont be remembered in 20 years…

    2) But you referred to swallows as traditional…which they are.
    *Note: The concept of ‘tradition’ implies that it has been and will be around for quite a while (going on more than 60 years now).

    3) Since when were deformed flamingos the new anything?? lol

    The workmanship on this piece is sub-par, granted, but kudos on the social commentary.

  46. Kent Avatar
    Kent

    WTF – Yeah, except that the majority of the images you mentioned were quickly recognized as fad. While it can be argued that swallows are just reemerging as fad, in reality, they have been a pretty decent constant since their conception back in the early days of Americana.

    I just don’t see the purpose in bashing the concept, especially not with such a flawed arguement…

    1) You say that swallows were just a pop culture piece that have been replaced by a long list of newcomers and wont be remembered in 20 years…

    2) But you referred to swallows as traditional…which they are.
    *Note: The concept of ‘tradition’ implies that it has been and will be around for quite a while (going on more than 60 years now).

    3) Since when were deformed flamingos the new anything?? lol

    The workmanship on this piece is sub-par, granted, but kudos on the social commentary.

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