A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Anti-Swallows.

But iam: skeet skeet skeet (no relation) is definitely Pro-Stork Flamingo!

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92 responses to “Anti-Swallows.”

  1. fireship Avatar
    fireship

    i feel like maybe the banner is supposed to be funky?
    i like it a lot. i think it’s hilarious, plus i love flamingos.

    WTF- um, maybe it’s not fine for YOUR chestpiece. also, did you really just compare that to Devil Wears Prada?. the color “cyan” (or whatever it was) is not really comparable to this.

  2. fireship Avatar
    fireship

    i feel like maybe the banner is supposed to be funky?
    i like it a lot. i think it’s hilarious, plus i love flamingos.

    WTF- um, maybe it’s not fine for YOUR chestpiece. also, did you really just compare that to Devil Wears Prada?. the color “cyan” (or whatever it was) is not really comparable to this.

  3. christocalling Avatar
    christocalling

    26 – agreed
    words look shaped to fit the banner
    banner looks designed to be held by the birds

  4. christocalling Avatar
    christocalling

    26 – agreed
    words look shaped to fit the banner
    banner looks designed to be held by the birds

  5. Melf Avatar
    Melf

    WTF – Shhh.

  6. Melf Avatar
    Melf

    WTF – Shhh.

  7. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    Kent:
    I agree with you. Swallows and pretty much any traditional American tattoo designs have lasted because they transcend ‘fad’ and usually strike a chord with deep rooted human emotions, if the wearer realises this or not.

    I was commenting on the stupidity of the ‘brown is the new black’ mentality.
    Recently “X animal” is the new “Y animal that certain internet celebrity tattooer used once” has plagued tattooing and stunted genuine creativity.

    I’m looking forward to a “Fuck Flamingos” bodysuit in about 6 months.
    I would say 6 years, but I’m adapting Moore’s law to tattoo trends.

    fireship:
    It’s exactly comparable to cyan in that movie.
    The wearer of the super shitty wonky ass flamingo tattoo believes that they are above what they see as a trend or tradition. In reality they chose a currently popular tattoo subject that actually weakened the mentality of bucking a trend.

    2 squares with “fuck swallows” in the traditional placement would have said far more than a wonky ass piece of steaming horse (or flamingo) shit that contradicts itself.

    Everybody has the right to have whatever they want tattooed on them.
    If they submit that to an internet site or post it themselves on a publicly viewable internet blog, then everybody else has the right to laugh at the stupidity of the person (if not the tattoo).
    It’s one of the fantastic prices of freedom.

    Please continue to enjoy comedic, ironic shitty tattoos. There is nothing to see here…

  8. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    Kent:
    I agree with you. Swallows and pretty much any traditional American tattoo designs have lasted because they transcend ‘fad’ and usually strike a chord with deep rooted human emotions, if the wearer realises this or not.

    I was commenting on the stupidity of the ‘brown is the new black’ mentality.
    Recently “X animal” is the new “Y animal that certain internet celebrity tattooer used once” has plagued tattooing and stunted genuine creativity.

    I’m looking forward to a “Fuck Flamingos” bodysuit in about 6 months.
    I would say 6 years, but I’m adapting Moore’s law to tattoo trends.

    fireship:
    It’s exactly comparable to cyan in that movie.
    The wearer of the super shitty wonky ass flamingo tattoo believes that they are above what they see as a trend or tradition. In reality they chose a currently popular tattoo subject that actually weakened the mentality of bucking a trend.

    2 squares with “fuck swallows” in the traditional placement would have said far more than a wonky ass piece of steaming horse (or flamingo) shit that contradicts itself.

    Everybody has the right to have whatever they want tattooed on them.
    If they submit that to an internet site or post it themselves on a publicly viewable internet blog, then everybody else has the right to laugh at the stupidity of the person (if not the tattoo).
    It’s one of the fantastic prices of freedom.

    Please continue to enjoy comedic, ironic shitty tattoos. There is nothing to see here…

  9. trailerparkjesus Avatar
    trailerparkjesus

    wow WTF..you get picked on a lot as a kid or something? You need to find more constructive ways to vent your anger than getting all high and mighty on a body modification blog and throwing around a bunch of derogatory statements about a tattoo that was obviously meant as a joke. Lighten up.

  10. trailerparkjesus Avatar
    trailerparkjesus

    wow WTF..you get picked on a lot as a kid or something? You need to find more constructive ways to vent your anger than getting all high and mighty on a body modification blog and throwing around a bunch of derogatory statements about a tattoo that was obviously meant as a joke. Lighten up.

  11. paleblue Avatar

    Every time you read the word “kudos” on modblog, you know it’s going to be followed by some limp, sweaty handshake of a comment.

  12. paleblue Avatar

    Every time you read the word “kudos” on modblog, you know it’s going to be followed by some limp, sweaty handshake of a comment.

  13. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    trailerparkjesus:
    Of course I was bullied as a kid, that’s why I’m here and why I’m covered in tattoos. It’s it the same for many of us I presume. There was no anger in my posts, just dismay at yet another ugly tattoo being cooed at on modblog.
    But it did move me enough to comment because of it’s self referential pseudo irony.

    Jokes can be well executed and beautiful too, even bad ones.
    Some of my tattoos are bad and because of that they are funny. I’m cool with with people verbally bashing them or my motivations.

    If I wanted to act high and mighty, I’d be the internet regular who makes smarmy comments that ignore the current subject. Just like paleblue did.

    See you at the next crappy tattoo post.

  14. WTF Avatar
    WTF

    trailerparkjesus:
    Of course I was bullied as a kid, that’s why I’m here and why I’m covered in tattoos. It’s it the same for many of us I presume. There was no anger in my posts, just dismay at yet another ugly tattoo being cooed at on modblog.
    But it did move me enough to comment because of it’s self referential pseudo irony.

    Jokes can be well executed and beautiful too, even bad ones.
    Some of my tattoos are bad and because of that they are funny. I’m cool with with people verbally bashing them or my motivations.

    If I wanted to act high and mighty, I’d be the internet regular who makes smarmy comments that ignore the current subject. Just like paleblue did.

    See you at the next crappy tattoo post.

  15. paleblue Avatar

    PS. My comment was in relation to “kudos on the social commentary” and therefore is relevant to the current subject. But I liked it when you called me “smarmy”. Mmmmm.

  16. paleblue Avatar

    PS. My comment was in relation to “kudos on the social commentary” and therefore is relevant to the current subject. But I liked it when you called me “smarmy”. Mmmmm.

  17. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    that f could also be a J or a T, if you’d like 🙂

  18. Jake Avatar
    Jake

    that f could also be a J or a T, if you’d like 🙂

  19. bertany Avatar

    Very cool. I like it. 😀

  20. bertany Avatar

    Very cool. I like it. 😀

  21. Kent Avatar
    Kent

    WTF – You seem to be in some form of indecision about whether you think this is a serious piece or a joke… Are you saying that you think it’s a joke and you are just vehement about thinking that he lacks comedic style?
    Are you saying that you think that he is intent upon making it known that he is anti-traditional and has done so in a very trite way?

    We may never know his intent but I cant help but think that the quality of the tattoo has irked you to a point where you felt like it just wasn’t good enough to bash the tattoo and needed to fight against both that and the concept.

  22. Kent Avatar
    Kent

    WTF – You seem to be in some form of indecision about whether you think this is a serious piece or a joke… Are you saying that you think it’s a joke and you are just vehement about thinking that he lacks comedic style?
    Are you saying that you think that he is intent upon making it known that he is anti-traditional and has done so in a very trite way?

    We may never know his intent but I cant help but think that the quality of the tattoo has irked you to a point where you felt like it just wasn’t good enough to bash the tattoo and needed to fight against both that and the concept.

  23. Frankie T. Avatar
    Frankie T.

    i know im waaaay out of the league with this but when i first saw it i laughed just cuz i have such a perverted mind lol

  24. Frankie T. Avatar
    Frankie T.

    i know im waaaay out of the league with this but when i first saw it i laughed just cuz i have such a perverted mind lol

  25. my fucking tattoo Avatar
    my fucking tattoo

    this tattoo is on me. its not even close to being finished. the banner hasnt even been TOUCHED with any color. the background is going to be light blue and yellow rays coming from my implant and the birds need a rough run over. so go bash someone elses tattoo and go fuck yourself.

  26. my fucking tattoo Avatar
    my fucking tattoo

    this tattoo is on me. its not even close to being finished. the banner hasnt even been TOUCHED with any color. the background is going to be light blue and yellow rays coming from my implant and the birds need a rough run over. so go bash someone elses tattoo and go fuck yourself.

  27. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    that’s a great tattoo – i’m sick and tired of seeing the uber-trendy almost always shittily done sparrows all the time.

  28. Ana Avatar
    Ana

    that’s a great tattoo – i’m sick and tired of seeing the uber-trendy almost always shittily done sparrows all the time.

  29. seven Avatar
    seven

    hahahaha yeessss lawlz

  30. seven Avatar
    seven

    hahahaha yeessss lawlz

  31. becca Avatar
    becca

    WTF you are most deff from 4chan / /b/
    no doubt
    keep up your shit

    the tatto is hillarious
    i found the irony to be fantastic

  32. becca Avatar
    becca

    WTF you are most deff from 4chan / /b/
    no doubt
    keep up your shit

    the tatto is hillarious
    i found the irony to be fantastic

  33. becca Avatar
    becca

    Tattoo*

  34. becca Avatar
    becca

    Tattoo*

  35. Megg Maffia Avatar

    I have a pair of swallows and I think this is cute as shit. 😀

    (I think WTF needs a sense of humor. Or to go look up the definition of irony before assuming everyone is after that 😀 )

  36. Megg Maffia Avatar

    I have a pair of swallows and I think this is cute as shit. 😀

    (I think WTF needs a sense of humor. Or to go look up the definition of irony before assuming everyone is after that 😀 )

  37. mamasita Avatar

    jamies chest <3, is funny.
    get over it.

  38. mamasita Avatar

    jamies chest <3, is funny.
    get over it.

  39. Johnny Kneecaps Avatar

    Fucking Jimmy. Hell yes. This cracks me up every time I see it.

  40. Johnny Kneecaps Avatar

    Fucking Jimmy. Hell yes. This cracks me up every time I see it.

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