A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Help!!

There’s a glowing clown in my panties!

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Comments

136 responses to “Help!!”

  1. Scou Avatar

    I think it’s pretty interesting. Not something I want but, it works for her and that’s all that matters 😀

  2. Scou Avatar

    I think it’s pretty interesting. Not something I want but, it works for her and that’s all that matters 😀

  3. VOMIT Avatar

    hahahaha that is hilarious. It is pretty ugly, but the funny factor makes me like it.

  4. VOMIT Avatar

    hahahaha that is hilarious. It is pretty ugly, but the funny factor makes me like it.

  5. Toxica Avatar
    Toxica

    Wow, people really are very rude about personal choices of tattoos.
    Personally I’m terrified of clowns so wouldn’t consider getting anything like that, but I love the idea.
    Plus its pretty goddamn original, isn’t it?
    Kudos for having the guts to get something like that.

  6. Toxica Avatar
    Toxica

    Wow, people really are very rude about personal choices of tattoos.
    Personally I’m terrified of clowns so wouldn’t consider getting anything like that, but I love the idea.
    Plus its pretty goddamn original, isn’t it?
    Kudos for having the guts to get something like that.

  7. Dimruthien Avatar
    Dimruthien

    Personally, I love how acrylic nails glow under UV light!

  8. Dimruthien Avatar
    Dimruthien

    Personally, I love how acrylic nails glow under UV light!

  9. Dimruthien Avatar
    Dimruthien

    I’m also loving these comments from people with -female- names talking about clowns on vaginas! Last I checked, the female genital region was called a -vulva-. 😉

  10. Dimruthien Avatar
    Dimruthien

    I’m also loving these comments from people with -female- names talking about clowns on vaginas! Last I checked, the female genital region was called a -vulva-. 😉

  11. smuff Avatar
    smuff

    I love how on the first picture, it looks like the clown has its tongue pierced with that uv ball!!

  12. smuff Avatar
    smuff

    I love how on the first picture, it looks like the clown has its tongue pierced with that uv ball!!

  13. severed Avatar

    dimruthien – vagina has become a slang term to refer to the entire female genital area.

  14. severed Avatar

    dimruthien – vagina has become a slang term to refer to the entire female genital area.

  15. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    well, that’s defintiely not my favorite tattoo and in my honest opinion, she’s got way too much metal in that area – keeping it clean must be extremely hard.

    I don’t know. I can watch horrible videos of amateur tongue splittings, but this made me shudder.

    Ah well.
    what….ever…makes….her….happy.

    *shudders*

  16. Brittney Avatar
    Brittney

    well, that’s defintiely not my favorite tattoo and in my honest opinion, she’s got way too much metal in that area – keeping it clean must be extremely hard.

    I don’t know. I can watch horrible videos of amateur tongue splittings, but this made me shudder.

    Ah well.
    what….ever…makes….her….happy.

    *shudders*

  17. fireship Avatar
    fireship

    i’m not really a fan of UV tattoos but this one came out looking so nice that i can’t help but like it

  18. fireship Avatar
    fireship

    i’m not really a fan of UV tattoos but this one came out looking so nice that i can’t help but like it

  19. wordmad Avatar
    wordmad

    The sex=clown blowjob is a definite giggle.
    But going down on there now? Eeeek! 0_o
    Don’t think I could do it.
    To each her own, though! Rockin’ use of UV.

  20. wordmad Avatar
    wordmad

    The sex=clown blowjob is a definite giggle.
    But going down on there now? Eeeek! 0_o
    Don’t think I could do it.
    To each her own, though! Rockin’ use of UV.

  21. Kendal Avatar
    Kendal

    I’m not a fan of UV tattoos. When they’re lit up I think they look messy. I don’t think an angry clown coochie tattoo is the best of ideas either, but paint me vanilla. At least it’s not mine? 😛

  22. Kendal Avatar
    Kendal

    I’m not a fan of UV tattoos. When they’re lit up I think they look messy. I don’t think an angry clown coochie tattoo is the best of ideas either, but paint me vanilla. At least it’s not mine? 😛

  23. 0_o Avatar
    0_o

    I have to say, that is both terrifying and brilliant… i do like it, in a very strange way thats most likely gonna give me nightmares. but w/eva, its certainly original.

  24. 0_o Avatar
    0_o

    I have to say, that is both terrifying and brilliant… i do like it, in a very strange way thats most likely gonna give me nightmares. but w/eva, its certainly original.

  25. uzneko Avatar
    uzneko

    all I can think of is the Simpson’s: can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.

  26. uzneko Avatar
    uzneko

    all I can think of is the Simpson’s: can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.

  27. Joe_07 Avatar
    Joe_07

    haha I seriously love this… maybe not the best quality but still an awesome tattoo and idea :D. And I dont see anything wrong with her vagina. Looks pretty delicious to me 😀 lol

  28. Joe_07 Avatar
    Joe_07

    haha I seriously love this… maybe not the best quality but still an awesome tattoo and idea :D. And I dont see anything wrong with her vagina. Looks pretty delicious to me 😀 lol

  29. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    It’s not the clown that’s scary…it’s that his tongue becomes the labia! I mean, scary in a unique and freaky-good way. Not my cup of tea but humor goes a long way with me.

    #32, keeping a variety of genital mods clean is as easy as taking a shower and using a mild soap and water =)

  30. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    It’s not the clown that’s scary…it’s that his tongue becomes the labia! I mean, scary in a unique and freaky-good way. Not my cup of tea but humor goes a long way with me.

    #32, keeping a variety of genital mods clean is as easy as taking a shower and using a mild soap and water =)

  31. Lizface Avatar
    Lizface

    The glowing nails are 10x more scary hahaha. This reminds me of cheesy old funfair rides with blacklights!

  32. Lizface Avatar
    Lizface

    The glowing nails are 10x more scary hahaha. This reminds me of cheesy old funfair rides with blacklights!

  33. Ivy Avatar
    Ivy

    cuntcumber- It’s more likely than you think. ;D

    This just makes me want a UV tattoo- I love the colors, haha. That is an awful lot of metal in her labia, though. I can’t imagine what that feels like.

  34. Ivy Avatar
    Ivy

    cuntcumber- It’s more likely than you think. ;D

    This just makes me want a UV tattoo- I love the colors, haha. That is an awful lot of metal in her labia, though. I can’t imagine what that feels like.

  35. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    I would hate to have to go down on that.

  36. outmywindow Avatar
    outmywindow

    I would hate to have to go down on that.

  37. danai Avatar

    in a weird way, i like it SO much!

    but its hillarious

  38. danai Avatar

    in a weird way, i like it SO much!

    but its hillarious

  39. danai Avatar

    but i love the web as well!!

  40. danai Avatar

    but i love the web as well!!

  41. jessy Avatar
    jessy

    the cobwebs from the ass are gold.

  42. jessy Avatar
    jessy

    the cobwebs from the ass are gold.

  43. TrinityVA Avatar

    That’s so clever I have to give it props. Though UV generally creeps me out. I imagine it turning into festering toxic goo inside people’s bodies and this just doubles my jibblies into something like

    OH SWEET GODDESS NO AAAH IT’S GOING TO ROT AND EAT YOUR VULVA AAAH NO.

    But that’s not because it isn’t damn cool. 🙂

    And uh, what is wrong with the way that vulva looks? I don’t get it.

  44. TrinityVA Avatar

    That’s so clever I have to give it props. Though UV generally creeps me out. I imagine it turning into festering toxic goo inside people’s bodies and this just doubles my jibblies into something like

    OH SWEET GODDESS NO AAAH IT’S GOING TO ROT AND EAT YOUR VULVA AAAH NO.

    But that’s not because it isn’t damn cool. 🙂

    And uh, what is wrong with the way that vulva looks? I don’t get it.

  45. Jeremy Avatar
    Jeremy

    A clown with a split tongue! Sweet!

  46. Jeremy Avatar
    Jeremy

    A clown with a split tongue! Sweet!

  47. Stefunee Avatar

    Hm. Scary. Lol.

  48. Stefunee Avatar

    Hm. Scary. Lol.

  49. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    All of a sudden, I’m praying for 70′s style bush to come back in style…

  50. Rob Avatar
    Rob

    All of a sudden, I’m praying for 70′s style bush to come back in style…

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