A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

ROTFLMAO!

Step one – Roll on the floor. Step two – Laugh your arse off.

It’s easy once you know how!

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Comments

116 responses to “ROTFLMAO!”

  1. nickles Avatar
    nickles

    ickynichola:
    nope, i absolutely love this!! i actually wasn’t expecting to scroll down to all this hate..
    btw me and my friends do use rotflmao
    it’s always made more sense to us, don’t assume that because you do it diffrently that everyone else is wrong.
    just sayin.

  2. nickles Avatar
    nickles

    ickynichola:
    nope, i absolutely love this!! i actually wasn’t expecting to scroll down to all this hate..
    btw me and my friends do use rotflmao
    it’s always made more sense to us, don’t assume that because you do it diffrently that everyone else is wrong.
    just sayin.

  3. Lexi Avatar
    Lexi

    i completely agree with 20.
    dont like it? dont comment.
    i personally love this. i can
    only imagine the comments he
    gets after a formal handshake.
    beautiful boy as well (:

  4. Lexi Avatar
    Lexi

    i completely agree with 20.
    dont like it? dont comment.
    i personally love this. i can
    only imagine the comments he
    gets after a formal handshake.
    beautiful boy as well (:

  5. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    HAHA, ROTFLMAO is pretty funny, but maybe a better one for this guy would have been “punchmeinmyfuckingthroat”

  6. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    HAHA, ROTFLMAO is pretty funny, but maybe a better one for this guy would have been “punchmeinmyfuckingthroat”

  7. Mariah Redmond Avatar
    Mariah Redmond

    He is sooooo attractive. <3

  8. Mariah Redmond Avatar
    Mariah Redmond

    He is sooooo attractive. <3

  9. k Avatar
    k

    “Not liking the tattoo is fine but is puling the “epic fail” and “idiotic tattoo” card really needed? ”

    It’s nor more “needed” than turning every thread into an mindless love fest for any and every mod anyone has ever made. If people are allowed to speak their minds equally and freely doesn’t that include people who think that this particular tattoo is pretty ridiculous?

    “dont like it? dont comment.” As usual, group-think prevails. If your comments don’t jibe with the un-written laws of “acceptance” you’re not supposed to say anything at all, right? Isn’t the defacto rejection of anyone with a non-conforming point of view the definition of intolerance?

  10. k Avatar
    k

    “Not liking the tattoo is fine but is puling the “epic fail” and “idiotic tattoo” card really needed? ”

    It’s nor more “needed” than turning every thread into an mindless love fest for any and every mod anyone has ever made. If people are allowed to speak their minds equally and freely doesn’t that include people who think that this particular tattoo is pretty ridiculous?

    “dont like it? dont comment.” As usual, group-think prevails. If your comments don’t jibe with the un-written laws of “acceptance” you’re not supposed to say anything at all, right? Isn’t the defacto rejection of anyone with a non-conforming point of view the definition of intolerance?

  11. Greta Avatar
    Greta

    I like rotflmao, even though I personally just use roflmao, but I still love it, b/c as soon as you see it, you understand it. Even if you don’t personally pu the T in it, you still understand/get it.

  12. Greta Avatar
    Greta

    I like rotflmao, even though I personally just use roflmao, but I still love it, b/c as soon as you see it, you understand it. Even if you don’t personally pu the T in it, you still understand/get it.

  13. FURRR Avatar

    i think in response to the above comment
    sure people have the right to say their opinion whether if it’s negative
    but it’s only polite to either word it nicely or try to view another perspective on it
    in this case, i mean, if i was to have my first tattoo, and say this picture was myself
    i’d probably be psyched i was on modblog displaying my first tattoo
    and would feel pretty shitty if i read it to find reams of comments of people saying basically they think it’s shit

  14. FURRR Avatar

    i think in response to the above comment
    sure people have the right to say their opinion whether if it’s negative
    but it’s only polite to either word it nicely or try to view another perspective on it
    in this case, i mean, if i was to have my first tattoo, and say this picture was myself
    i’d probably be psyched i was on modblog displaying my first tattoo
    and would feel pretty shitty if i read it to find reams of comments of people saying basically they think it’s shit

  15. Max Brand Avatar

    pretty retarded to say “don’t comment if you don’t like it”….about as retarded as the tattoo….

    I can’t wait till I’m cool enough to tattoo my fingers(probably never)…..I’m gonna get FISH TACO

  16. Max Brand Avatar

    pretty retarded to say “don’t comment if you don’t like it”….about as retarded as the tattoo….

    I can’t wait till I’m cool enough to tattoo my fingers(probably never)…..I’m gonna get FISH TACO

  17. Anon Avatar
    Anon

    Can the bmezine.com tags just go back to being in a corner somewhere? I understand you have been wanting to get creative, but they have been in the way of too many pictures. In this specific case… I wouldn’t want it to look like I had a BMEZINE tattoo… though I can’t speak for him. It’s just kind of annoying. Let the person show their art and not be an ad for BME.

  18. Anon Avatar
    Anon

    Can the bmezine.com tags just go back to being in a corner somewhere? I understand you have been wanting to get creative, but they have been in the way of too many pictures. In this specific case… I wouldn’t want it to look like I had a BMEZINE tattoo… though I can’t speak for him. It’s just kind of annoying. Let the person show their art and not be an ad for BME.

  19. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    I mentioned the Epic Fail not in relation to my opinion on this tattoo, even though i use ROFL myself. But i would love Epic Fail on my hands. Especially to deliver the “fail punch” to unsuspecting friends.

    On a different note, despite the angle that he’s at, i bet he’s got good muscular definition on his stomach.

  20. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    I mentioned the Epic Fail not in relation to my opinion on this tattoo, even though i use ROFL myself. But i would love Epic Fail on my hands. Especially to deliver the “fail punch” to unsuspecting friends.

    On a different note, despite the angle that he’s at, i bet he’s got good muscular definition on his stomach.

  21. k Avatar
    k

    “i’d probably be psyched i was on modblog displaying my first tattoo
    and would feel pretty shitty if i read it to find … people saying basically they think it’s shit”

    Sorry but welcome to the internet. If a person doesn’t want to take the bad with the good they should think twice before spreading pics of their new tats (or anything else) around the internet. Once it’s public domain it’s public domain. I’m sure the guy is really nice and everything but I’m not going to censor myself (as much as the “we’re a community of acceptance” people would want me to, despite the stark irony of their position that for this to be a community of acceptance some people’s opinions shouldn’t be allowed) to save his feelings.

    Furthermore, putting issues of public domain and comment completely aside, if you do something that is obviously intended to draw attention then don’t bitch and moan when you get the attention you’re obviously seeking just because it’s not the kind you wanted. If you get a tattoo on your knuckles, hands, arms, neck, face etc., basically anywhere where people will easily be able to see it, you’ve forfeited your right to be pissy when people react to it. A sentiment commonly expressed as: If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

  22. k Avatar
    k

    “i’d probably be psyched i was on modblog displaying my first tattoo
    and would feel pretty shitty if i read it to find … people saying basically they think it’s shit”

    Sorry but welcome to the internet. If a person doesn’t want to take the bad with the good they should think twice before spreading pics of their new tats (or anything else) around the internet. Once it’s public domain it’s public domain. I’m sure the guy is really nice and everything but I’m not going to censor myself (as much as the “we’re a community of acceptance” people would want me to, despite the stark irony of their position that for this to be a community of acceptance some people’s opinions shouldn’t be allowed) to save his feelings.

    Furthermore, putting issues of public domain and comment completely aside, if you do something that is obviously intended to draw attention then don’t bitch and moan when you get the attention you’re obviously seeking just because it’s not the kind you wanted. If you get a tattoo on your knuckles, hands, arms, neck, face etc., basically anywhere where people will easily be able to see it, you’ve forfeited your right to be pissy when people react to it. A sentiment commonly expressed as: If you can’t take the heat stay out of the kitchen.

  23. humdrum Avatar
    humdrum

    k – right on. Welcome to the Internet, those suffering from high blood pressure, nervousness or lack of lulz please log off now.

    Your prize is many internets.

  24. humdrum Avatar
    humdrum

    k – right on. Welcome to the Internet, those suffering from high blood pressure, nervousness or lack of lulz please log off now.

    Your prize is many internets.

  25. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Anon – Point taken 🙂

    I’ll try to be more discrete in future.

  26. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Anon – Point taken 🙂

    I’ll try to be more discrete in future.

  27. mono Avatar

    EPIC FAIL for ROTF

  28. mono Avatar

    EPIC FAIL for ROTF

  29. Snap Dragon Avatar

    I love geek tattoo’s however I think he should of gotten ROFLMFAO instead.

    I had to ask my geek and he did say it’s rofl not rotf .. however to each their own rawk on I say.

  30. Snap Dragon Avatar

    I love geek tattoo’s however I think he should of gotten ROFLMFAO instead.

    I had to ask my geek and he did say it’s rofl not rotf .. however to each their own rawk on I say.

  31. & Avatar
    &

    wow, this is the most ridiculous thread ever. I hate my culture’s excessive abbreviations.

  32. & Avatar
    &

    wow, this is the most ridiculous thread ever. I hate my culture’s excessive abbreviations.

  33. nufger Avatar

    To Snap Dragon, but then if you just saw one hand it would say ‘MFAO’ which would be a bit weird 🙂

  34. nufger Avatar

    To Snap Dragon, but then if you just saw one hand it would say ‘MFAO’ which would be a bit weird 🙂

  35. Louie Avatar

    He’s real reeeeal good looking 🙂

  36. Louie Avatar

    He’s real reeeeal good looking 🙂

  37. Diego Avatar

    i haven’t used that for a while, but yeah, i remember using rotflmao… but anyways, as long as you get the message, it works so whatever. funny. and roo, he somehow reminds me of you. and bmezine tags are cool… “coolfonted” 😉 hahahaha

  38. Diego Avatar

    i haven’t used that for a while, but yeah, i remember using rotflmao… but anyways, as long as you get the message, it works so whatever. funny. and roo, he somehow reminds me of you. and bmezine tags are cool… “coolfonted” 😉 hahahaha

  39. k Avatar
    k

    “Your prize is many internets.”

    teh interwebz… I winz them.

  40. k Avatar
    k

    “Your prize is many internets.”

    teh interwebz… I winz them.

  41. Fourth Grade Rats Avatar

    Oh no he didn’t. Comment number 3 made me laugh.

  42. Fourth Grade Rats Avatar

    Oh no he didn’t. Comment number 3 made me laugh.

  43. almaxaquotal Avatar

    considering there IS a THE in the phrase, it is perfectly grammatically correct to abbreviate to ROTF-LMAO?! whats wrong with you people… I mean freedom of speech, sure, you don’t have to like it, but to pick at something like that is just petty. Personally I would have maybe gone for something like OMFG ROFL, but I’m sure he is happy with his choice…

  44. almaxaquotal Avatar

    considering there IS a THE in the phrase, it is perfectly grammatically correct to abbreviate to ROTF-LMAO?! whats wrong with you people… I mean freedom of speech, sure, you don’t have to like it, but to pick at something like that is just petty. Personally I would have maybe gone for something like OMFG ROFL, but I’m sure he is happy with his choice…

  45. Lexi Avatar
    Lexi

    33- thank you

  46. Lexi Avatar
    Lexi

    33- thank you

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