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A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

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Zombie Clause

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Always read the fine print!

By Steve Scarborough, Trusted Ink, Wye Mills, MD.

Comments

120 responses to “Zombie Clause”

  1. FuckingClassy Avatar
    FuckingClassy

    Maryland Is For Zombies.

  2. FuckingClassy Avatar
    FuckingClassy

    Maryland Is For Zombies.

  3. Brandon Avatar
    Brandon

    YES!

  4. Brandon Avatar
    Brandon

    YES!

  5. Brandon Avatar
    Brandon

    YES!

  6. Brandon Avatar
    Brandon

    YES!

  7. Darah Avatar
    Darah

    Now that’s serious forethought.

  8. Darah Avatar
    Darah

    Now that’s serious forethought.

  9. Darah Avatar
    Darah

    Now that’s serious forethought.

  10. Darah Avatar
    Darah

    Now that’s serious forethought.

  11. becca Avatar
    becca

    epic.
    nuff said.
    epic..

  12. becca Avatar
    becca

    epic.
    nuff said.
    epic..

  13. becca Avatar
    becca

    epic.
    nuff said.
    epic..

  14. becca Avatar
    becca

    epic.
    nuff said.
    epic..

  15. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Hah that’s class!
    Shame about the hair but still anything zombie related is ok in my books.
    With or without hair

  16. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Hah that’s class!
    Shame about the hair but still anything zombie related is ok in my books.
    With or without hair

  17. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Hah that’s class!
    Shame about the hair but still anything zombie related is ok in my books.
    With or without hair

  18. Helen Avatar
    Helen

    Hah that’s class!
    Shame about the hair but still anything zombie related is ok in my books.
    With or without hair

  19. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    Love it. He’s a very hairy man isn’t he….

  20. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    Love it. He’s a very hairy man isn’t he….

  21. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    Love it. He’s a very hairy man isn’t he….

  22. Amf Avatar
    Amf

    Love it. He’s a very hairy man isn’t he….

  23. lost raevyn Avatar
    lost raevyn

    This rocks!

  24. lost raevyn Avatar
    lost raevyn

    This rocks!

  25. lost raevyn Avatar
    lost raevyn

    This rocks!

  26. lost raevyn Avatar
    lost raevyn

    This rocks!

  27. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    I love this. I am jealous that I didn’t think of this first.

    I am also jealous because Andrew said he wished he thought of it first, first…. damn.

  28. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    I love this. I am jealous that I didn’t think of this first.

    I am also jealous because Andrew said he wished he thought of it first, first…. damn.

  29. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    I love this. I am jealous that I didn’t think of this first.

    I am also jealous because Andrew said he wished he thought of it first, first…. damn.

  30. Meme Avatar
    Meme

    I love this. I am jealous that I didn’t think of this first.

    I am also jealous because Andrew said he wished he thought of it first, first…. damn.

  31. Kleptomaniac Avatar
    Kleptomaniac

    *Note taken!* lol
    This is badass, and for the record I don’t think he has enough hair for it to be completely covered over…

  32. Kleptomaniac Avatar
    Kleptomaniac

    *Note taken!* lol
    This is badass, and for the record I don’t think he has enough hair for it to be completely covered over…

  33. Kleptomaniac Avatar
    Kleptomaniac

    *Note taken!* lol
    This is badass, and for the record I don’t think he has enough hair for it to be completely covered over…

  34. Kleptomaniac Avatar
    Kleptomaniac

    *Note taken!* lol
    This is badass, and for the record I don’t think he has enough hair for it to be completely covered over…

  35. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    Haha, that’s awesome!

    Love it.

  36. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    Haha, that’s awesome!

    Love it.

  37. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    Haha, that’s awesome!

    Love it.

  38. Natasha Avatar
    Natasha

    Haha, that’s awesome!

    Love it.

  39. problematique Avatar
    problematique

    haha, that is brilliant. <3

  40. problematique Avatar
    problematique

    haha, that is brilliant. <3

  41. problematique Avatar
    problematique

    haha, that is brilliant. <3

  42. problematique Avatar
    problematique

    haha, that is brilliant. <3

  43. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    It’s not going to work unless he has one on his chest saying “Hint – In case of reanimation, shave my back”

  44. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    It’s not going to work unless he has one on his chest saying “Hint – In case of reanimation, shave my back”

  45. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    It’s not going to work unless he has one on his chest saying “Hint – In case of reanimation, shave my back”

  46. Smurf666 Avatar
    Smurf666

    It’s not going to work unless he has one on his chest saying “Hint – In case of reanimation, shave my back”

  47. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    love.

  48. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    love.

  49. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    love.

  50. Amanda Avatar
    Amanda

    love.

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