A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Zombie Clause

Always read the fine print!

By Steve Scarborough, Trusted Ink, Wye Mills, MD.

Comments

120 responses to “Zombie Clause”

  1. ronnie rotten Avatar
    ronnie rotten

    hair-larious

  2. ronnie rotten Avatar
    ronnie rotten

    hair-larious

  3. ronnie rotten Avatar
    ronnie rotten

    hair-larious

  4. ronnie rotten Avatar
    ronnie rotten

    hair-larious

  5. Memphis Avatar

    zommmbiiieeessss <3

  6. Memphis Avatar

    zommmbiiieeessss <3

  7. Memphis Avatar

    zommmbiiieeessss <3

  8. Memphis Avatar

    zommmbiiieeessss <3

  9. misty Avatar
    misty

    hahaha!
    oh I love it

  10. misty Avatar
    misty

    hahaha!
    oh I love it

  11. misty Avatar
    misty

    hahaha!
    oh I love it

  12. misty Avatar
    misty

    hahaha!
    oh I love it

  13. Bahkieh Avatar
    Bahkieh

    That is freakin awesome!
    Makes me want a zombie related tattoo…

  14. Bahkieh Avatar
    Bahkieh

    That is freakin awesome!
    Makes me want a zombie related tattoo…

  15. Bahkieh Avatar
    Bahkieh

    That is freakin awesome!
    Makes me want a zombie related tattoo…

  16. Bahkieh Avatar
    Bahkieh

    That is freakin awesome!
    Makes me want a zombie related tattoo…

  17. b. Avatar
    b.

    when the hair grows back, you won’t be able to see it.

    that’s the downer.

    unless he plans to just shave over the tattoo. which would look infinitely silly.

  18. b. Avatar
    b.

    when the hair grows back, you won’t be able to see it.

    that’s the downer.

    unless he plans to just shave over the tattoo. which would look infinitely silly.

  19. b. Avatar
    b.

    when the hair grows back, you won’t be able to see it.

    that’s the downer.

    unless he plans to just shave over the tattoo. which would look infinitely silly.

  20. b. Avatar
    b.

    when the hair grows back, you won’t be able to see it.

    that’s the downer.

    unless he plans to just shave over the tattoo. which would look infinitely silly.

  21. naoki Avatar
    naoki

    Haaaa. That’s awesome!

  22. naoki Avatar
    naoki

    Haaaa. That’s awesome!

  23. naoki Avatar
    naoki

    Haaaa. That’s awesome!

  24. naoki Avatar
    naoki

    Haaaa. That’s awesome!

  25. Xenobiologista Avatar

    AHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha someone’s been watching Shaun of the Dead, maybe?

  26. Xenobiologista Avatar

    AHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha someone’s been watching Shaun of the Dead, maybe?

  27. Xenobiologista Avatar

    AHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha someone’s been watching Shaun of the Dead, maybe?

  28. Xenobiologista Avatar

    AHAHAHAHAHAHahahaha someone’s been watching Shaun of the Dead, maybe?

  29. Warren Avatar

    Xeno: Or any amount of Zombie films out there…I think we’d be well into the thousands in regards to Zombie plot based cinema…

    The last one I saw was with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames or whatever his name is and Nick Cannon…Sadly that movie just made me wanna die and NOT be reanimated so I didn’t have to be in a world where such a movie exists.

  30. Warren Avatar

    Xeno: Or any amount of Zombie films out there…I think we’d be well into the thousands in regards to Zombie plot based cinema…

    The last one I saw was with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames or whatever his name is and Nick Cannon…Sadly that movie just made me wanna die and NOT be reanimated so I didn’t have to be in a world where such a movie exists.

  31. Warren Avatar

    Xeno: Or any amount of Zombie films out there…I think we’d be well into the thousands in regards to Zombie plot based cinema…

    The last one I saw was with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames or whatever his name is and Nick Cannon…Sadly that movie just made me wanna die and NOT be reanimated so I didn’t have to be in a world where such a movie exists.

  32. Warren Avatar

    Xeno: Or any amount of Zombie films out there…I think we’d be well into the thousands in regards to Zombie plot based cinema…

    The last one I saw was with Mena Suvari and Ving Rhames or whatever his name is and Nick Cannon…Sadly that movie just made me wanna die and NOT be reanimated so I didn’t have to be in a world where such a movie exists.

  33. Andrew S Avatar
    Andrew S

    hahahaha, that is awsome, wish I had thought of that first, oh well.

  34. Andrew S Avatar
    Andrew S

    hahahaha, that is awsome, wish I had thought of that first, oh well.

  35. Andrew S Avatar
    Andrew S

    hahahaha, that is awsome, wish I had thought of that first, oh well.

  36. Andrew S Avatar
    Andrew S

    hahahaha, that is awsome, wish I had thought of that first, oh well.

  37. stephaniellauren Avatar
    stephaniellauren

    Now we just have to hope the flesh isn’t ripped off where the tattoo stands, hahaha. How would we know!?! :O

  38. stephaniellauren Avatar
    stephaniellauren

    Now we just have to hope the flesh isn’t ripped off where the tattoo stands, hahaha. How would we know!?! :O

  39. stephaniellauren Avatar
    stephaniellauren

    Now we just have to hope the flesh isn’t ripped off where the tattoo stands, hahaha. How would we know!?! :O

  40. stephaniellauren Avatar
    stephaniellauren

    Now we just have to hope the flesh isn’t ripped off where the tattoo stands, hahaha. How would we know!?! :O

  41. Heironymous Avatar
    Heironymous

    lmao love!!! i think i’d take him around and show off his tattoo if he was a zombie in my neighborhood, bait him with some steak haha

  42. Heironymous Avatar
    Heironymous

    lmao love!!! i think i’d take him around and show off his tattoo if he was a zombie in my neighborhood, bait him with some steak haha

  43. Heironymous Avatar
    Heironymous

    lmao love!!! i think i’d take him around and show off his tattoo if he was a zombie in my neighborhood, bait him with some steak haha

  44. Heironymous Avatar
    Heironymous

    lmao love!!! i think i’d take him around and show off his tattoo if he was a zombie in my neighborhood, bait him with some steak haha

  45. FuckingClassy Avatar

    Maryland Is For Zombies.

  46. FuckingClassy Avatar

    Maryland Is For Zombies.

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