A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Fancy Tattooed Wang

IAM: chrometiki included “Because where else would you put it?!” with this submission, which made me wonder if it meant something else other than For The Win. Fornication Twice Weekly? Fuck Then Wash? Finely Tailored Waistcoat? Freshly Toasted Waffles?! Ok, I’ll stop now..

By Dan Andersen, Sacred Tattoo, Auckland, NZ.

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Comments

106 responses to “Fancy Tattooed Wang”

  1. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    what the hell happened to the clickthrough for this kind of stuff? its 10 in the morning, i dont expect to just see random dick on my screen! bring the click through back.

    however, that tattoo sounds ouch.

  2. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    what the hell happened to the clickthrough for this kind of stuff? its 10 in the morning, i dont expect to just see random dick on my screen! bring the click through back.

    however, that tattoo sounds ouch.

  3. Queer Buccaneer Avatar
    Queer Buccaneer

    FTW = Fuck The World

    Who the hell came up with for the win anyway?

  4. Queer Buccaneer Avatar
    Queer Buccaneer

    FTW = Fuck The World

    Who the hell came up with for the win anyway?

  5. valy Avatar

    oh please don’t stop..xD…i was laughing hard on the jokes…

  6. valy Avatar

    oh please don’t stop..xD…i was laughing hard on the jokes…

  7. valy Avatar

    oh..and about the click through..it dosen’t get any different, you can see his wang and balls anyway xD
    that’s a really god tattoo…nice humour ^^

  8. valy Avatar

    oh..and about the click through..it dosen’t get any different, you can see his wang and balls anyway xD
    that’s a really god tattoo…nice humour ^^

  9. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    valy – I didn’t really see the point of including a clickthrough with this one, because no matter what time of it day it it’s pretty obvious it’s a wang. Done anyway, though.

  10. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    valy – I didn’t really see the point of including a clickthrough with this one, because no matter what time of it day it it’s pretty obvious it’s a wang. Done anyway, though.

  11. ElloSara Avatar

    Some girls just need to be reassured that it is in fact a wang and not an oddly fleshy sausage I guess.

  12. ElloSara Avatar

    Some girls just need to be reassured that it is in fact a wang and not an oddly fleshy sausage I guess.

  13. AJ Apathy Avatar

    yea ftw is fuck the world lol

  14. AJ Apathy Avatar

    yea ftw is fuck the world lol

  15. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    It’s BME, you should ALWAYS expect to see a dick on your screen.

  16. Kayla Avatar
    Kayla

    It’s BME, you should ALWAYS expect to see a dick on your screen.

  17. paleblue Avatar

    I still read FTW as “Fuck The World” which causes momentary confusion whenever the newer internet hipster meaning is used.

    I like “Finely Tailored Waiscoat” the best. 🙂

  18. paleblue Avatar

    I still read FTW as “Fuck The World” which causes momentary confusion whenever the newer internet hipster meaning is used.

    I like “Finely Tailored Waiscoat” the best. 🙂

  19. strangeasangels Avatar
    strangeasangels

    Yeah, it’s gotta be “fuck the world.” That was always the traditional meaning of FTW until a few years ago. It was a biker, punk, and metal thing in the ’80s. Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue used to always write it on his arm on the Shout at the Devil tour. I even had an “FTW” pin on my jacket back in the day. I hate that it’s been forever ruined by the “for the win” thing.

  20. strangeasangels Avatar
    strangeasangels

    Yeah, it’s gotta be “fuck the world.” That was always the traditional meaning of FTW until a few years ago. It was a biker, punk, and metal thing in the ’80s. Nikki Sixx of Motley Crue used to always write it on his arm on the Shout at the Devil tour. I even had an “FTW” pin on my jacket back in the day. I hate that it’s been forever ruined by the “for the win” thing.

  21. valy Avatar

    oh…i didn’t want you to censored it…i was just saying that the clickthrough wasn’t necesary 😡

    and i just saw the chrometiki IAM…the creed he posted on the tattoo was hilarious…

  22. valy Avatar

    oh…i didn’t want you to censored it…i was just saying that the clickthrough wasn’t necesary 😡

    and i just saw the chrometiki IAM…the creed he posted on the tattoo was hilarious…

  23. Jimmy Landby Avatar

    I want my apadrayva aswell 🙁

  24. Jimmy Landby Avatar

    I want my apadrayva aswell 🙁

  25. knifefight Avatar

    it probably is for ‘for the win’, i mean who gives a shit about fucking the world when you are having sex? thats like kind of a diss to call your lady (or man) the world? like they are super fat or something (unless you like that i guess? just covering my bases). i interpret it as being ‘for the win’, because sex = win, and whenever you are having sex how can that be unpleasant? so… yeah. haha

  26. knifefight Avatar

    it probably is for ‘for the win’, i mean who gives a shit about fucking the world when you are having sex? thats like kind of a diss to call your lady (or man) the world? like they are super fat or something (unless you like that i guess? just covering my bases). i interpret it as being ‘for the win’, because sex = win, and whenever you are having sex how can that be unpleasant? so… yeah. haha

  27. hellonightmare Avatar

    it’s for the win, as opposed to that cock posted the other day with the FTL (for the lose) boxers.

    nice one.

  28. hellonightmare Avatar

    it’s for the win, as opposed to that cock posted the other day with the FTL (for the lose) boxers.

    nice one.

  29. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar
    Viking’s Valkyrie

    This is modbolg, if you aren’t prepared to see dick at 10 in the morning you are in the wrong place!

    On topic, amusing.

  30. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar
    Viking’s Valkyrie

    This is modbolg, if you aren’t prepared to see dick at 10 in the morning you are in the wrong place!

    On topic, amusing.

  31. Emaline Avatar

    Paleblue, FTW meaning For The Win isn’t a hipster thing. I am pretty sure it is a gamer nerd thing. Kind of like Pwn. These things are started by nerds, and then hipster, who think it’s cool to be nerdy adopt it for their own usage.

    Also, in this instance, it is obviously “Fuck Thy Wife” Gosh, people.

  32. Emaline Avatar

    Paleblue, FTW meaning For The Win isn’t a hipster thing. I am pretty sure it is a gamer nerd thing. Kind of like Pwn. These things are started by nerds, and then hipster, who think it’s cool to be nerdy adopt it for their own usage.

    Also, in this instance, it is obviously “Fuck Thy Wife” Gosh, people.

  33. Jimmy Landby Avatar

    for the light, in wow terms though..

  34. Jimmy Landby Avatar

    for the light, in wow terms though..

  35. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    That’s a nice-lookin’ wang. I would also like “FTB”…you know, Fuck The Bitches…

  36. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    That’s a nice-lookin’ wang. I would also like “FTB”…you know, Fuck The Bitches…

  37. Archetype Avatar

    WORST. SHOOP. EVAR.

    I can tell by the pixels, because I’ve seen a few shoops in my time.

  38. Archetype Avatar

    WORST. SHOOP. EVAR.

    I can tell by the pixels, because I’ve seen a few shoops in my time.

  39. Will Avatar
    Will

    How about Feel The Width ???

  40. Will Avatar
    Will

    How about Feel The Width ???

  41. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Archetype – It’s not ‘shopped, I think he just ran a filter on it before submission.

  42. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar
    RooRaaah Crumbs

    Archetype – It’s not ‘shopped, I think he just ran a filter on it before submission.

  43. erlsalot Avatar

    Finely Tailored Wang?

  44. erlsalot Avatar

    Finely Tailored Wang?

  45. Brandon Avatar

    Fucked the world?

  46. Brandon Avatar

    Fucked the world?

  47. Shadow Avatar
    Shadow

    Nice work but the shape of the dick is a bit weird and I’m not talking about the implants.

  48. Shadow Avatar
    Shadow

    Nice work but the shape of the dick is a bit weird and I’m not talking about the implants.

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