A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Sign of the apocalypse

Yes, things are not looking good…

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You don’t need to watch it

Comments

192 responses to “Sign of the apocalypse”

  1. Indebted Avatar
    Indebted

    LMFAO!!! My husband teaches film history – I just let him see what his marking future holds.

    Disagree with the teacher though. The content would be appropriate if the essay were any good.

    Rachel, teachers often spell things wrong…especially after hours of marking…and reading essays where students obviously take the piss.

  2. Indebted Avatar
    Indebted

    LMFAO!!! My husband teaches film history – I just let him see what his marking future holds.

    Disagree with the teacher though. The content would be appropriate if the essay were any good.

    Rachel, teachers often spell things wrong…especially after hours of marking…and reading essays where students obviously take the piss.

  3. Madeline Avatar
    Madeline

    Ok so no where dose it say that the person who wrote this is modified nor dose it say they own the tattoo. so i dont understand the original comment you made manda. i understnad where ur coming from, but u were kinda drawing conclusions.

  4. Madeline Avatar
    Madeline

    Ok so no where dose it say that the person who wrote this is modified nor dose it say they own the tattoo. so i dont understand the original comment you made manda. i understnad where ur coming from, but u were kinda drawing conclusions.

  5. courtney Avatar
    courtney

    I love how the paper is written almost perfectly from a gramatical standpoint and if it wasn’t about this probably would have been given a high grade.
    At least for a first year arts course anyways.

  6. courtney Avatar
    courtney

    I love how the paper is written almost perfectly from a gramatical standpoint and if it wasn’t about this probably would have been given a high grade.
    At least for a first year arts course anyways.

  7. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    Geez guys, it’s funny! Lossen up and have a laugh.

  8. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    Geez guys, it’s funny! Lossen up and have a laugh.

  9. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    I am aware I just spelled “loosen” wrong. Laugh at that too!

  10. DangerBitch Avatar
    DangerBitch

    I am aware I just spelled “loosen” wrong. Laugh at that too!

  11. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    HEY! I read this a while ago and then in my university class on the abject a student did a very well received presentation on 2girls1cup and the teacher told him it was very impressive.. and it was. much better than this joke…

    It sounds impossible to be able to do a presentation on a fecal porn video but he related it to the reaction that people have when face with something “abject” .. something that is rejected from the body and how the mind also rejects it just as the body did.

  12. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    HEY! I read this a while ago and then in my university class on the abject a student did a very well received presentation on 2girls1cup and the teacher told him it was very impressive.. and it was. much better than this joke…

    It sounds impossible to be able to do a presentation on a fecal porn video but he related it to the reaction that people have when face with something “abject” .. something that is rejected from the body and how the mind also rejects it just as the body did.

  13. Samanthrax Avatar
    Samanthrax

    Dang, y’all… don’t pick on the grammar if you can’t even friggin’ spell GRAMMAR properly, amidst your many other errors.

  14. Samanthrax Avatar
    Samanthrax

    Dang, y’all… don’t pick on the grammar if you can’t even friggin’ spell GRAMMAR properly, amidst your many other errors.

  15. Odd Avatar
    Odd

    Allthough it doesn’t affect me as it might have done in the past, I really didn’t need to see that video!! 😛 YUCK!!
    Tattoo not my makng my favortie list either, but whatever rocks your boat, go ahead! 🙂

  16. Odd Avatar
    Odd

    Allthough it doesn’t affect me as it might have done in the past, I really didn’t need to see that video!! 😛 YUCK!!
    Tattoo not my makng my favortie list either, but whatever rocks your boat, go ahead! 🙂

  17. Frester Avatar
    Frester

    hahaha this is hilarious. I love academic writing on ridiculous topics like 2girls1cup.

  18. Frester Avatar
    Frester

    hahaha this is hilarious. I love academic writing on ridiculous topics like 2girls1cup.

  19. Mariah Avatar
    Mariah

    SOMEBODY PLEASE HOOK ME UP WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS! XDDD

  20. Mariah Avatar
    Mariah

    SOMEBODY PLEASE HOOK ME UP WITH THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS! XDDD

  21. .jordan 0^_^0 Avatar

    I’m sure sailor jerry loved scat too <3

  22. .jordan 0^_^0 Avatar

    I’m sure sailor jerry loved scat too <3

  23. Manda Avatar
    Manda

    # 57- I was quite aware of my error upon posting that comment. Luckily for me this is informal prose.

  24. Manda Avatar
    Manda

    # 57- I was quite aware of my error upon posting that comment. Luckily for me this is informal prose.

  25. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    AHHHHHH! lol… I’ve heard people talk about this video… and I knew what happened in it… but had never seen it (due to laziness to look it up… sad i know) The stories don’t do justice. lol, thats some nasty poo. I wish i could take back that few moments of my life. lol.. its funny someone wrote an essay about it… I would have at least given them a 50% for effort. lol

  26. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    AHHHHHH! lol… I’ve heard people talk about this video… and I knew what happened in it… but had never seen it (due to laziness to look it up… sad i know) The stories don’t do justice. lol, thats some nasty poo. I wish i could take back that few moments of my life. lol.. its funny someone wrote an essay about it… I would have at least given them a 50% for effort. lol

  27. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    oh yeah… and the tattoo… hah, it made me chuckle.

  28. Angie Avatar
    Angie

    oh yeah… and the tattoo… hah, it made me chuckle.

  29. FredBecca Avatar
    FredBecca

    “Swap” came way before “2 girls 1 cup” and was WAY worse.

  30. FredBecca Avatar
    FredBecca

    “Swap” came way before “2 girls 1 cup” and was WAY worse.

  31. Shiza Avatar

    FredBecca – Whats the “Swap” link, i want to watch it and cant find it.

  32. Shiza Avatar

    FredBecca – Whats the “Swap” link, i want to watch it and cant find it.

  33. FredBecca Avatar
    FredBecca

    I didn’t post a link because you don’t want to watch it. Also It’s been taken off the internet, because it’s that much worse than two girls. Anyone who saw it in the brief window it was up will understand.

  34. FredBecca Avatar
    FredBecca

    I didn’t post a link because you don’t want to watch it. Also It’s been taken off the internet, because it’s that much worse than two girls. Anyone who saw it in the brief window it was up will understand.

  35. MR.C Avatar
    MR.C

    CAN SOME1 SEND ME A LINK TO THIS 2GIRLS1CUP VID

    PLEASE

    MUCH APPRECIATED

    🙂

  36. MR.C Avatar
    MR.C

    CAN SOME1 SEND ME A LINK TO THIS 2GIRLS1CUP VID

    PLEASE

    MUCH APPRECIATED

    🙂

  37. Xenobiologista Avatar

    To me this screams “wanky freshman kid reviewing the most offensive movie possible to deliberately piss off their teacher so they can complain about discrimination”.

  38. Xenobiologista Avatar

    To me this screams “wanky freshman kid reviewing the most offensive movie possible to deliberately piss off their teacher so they can complain about discrimination”.

  39. PC Avatar
    PC

    Haha.
    This is retarded.

  40. PC Avatar
    PC

    Haha.
    This is retarded.

  41. Miguel Young Avatar

    ah, ok…
    only understood this post now

    very elegant, i must say
    😉

  42. Miguel Young Avatar

    ah, ok…
    only understood this post now

    very elegant, i must say
    😉

  43. CalmLlama Avatar
    CalmLlama

    Yeah, that teacher was wrong for grading the paper based on the film rather than the paper’s merits.

  44. CalmLlama Avatar
    CalmLlama

    Yeah, that teacher was wrong for grading the paper based on the film rather than the paper’s merits.

  45. gricher Avatar
    gricher

    MR.C
    it has a link ..
    click where it says
    “you don’t need to watch it”

    sillyyyy

  46. gricher Avatar
    gricher

    MR.C
    it has a link ..
    click where it says
    “you don’t need to watch it”

    sillyyyy

  47. ward. Avatar

    69: Google it 🙂

  48. ward. Avatar

    69: Google it 🙂

  49. coneja Avatar
    coneja

    Am I the only one who thinks the professor’s comments are fake?

  50. coneja Avatar
    coneja

    Am I the only one who thinks the professor’s comments are fake?

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