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192 responses to “Sign of the apocalypse”
ugh i dont even want to think about this
ugh i dont even want to think about this
Not my cup of… whatever.
Nice review though, but I wonder if the reviewer got the femininst angle right.
Not my cup of… whatever.
Nice review though, but I wonder if the reviewer got the femininst angle right.
I’m actually not that surprised someone got a tattoo in tribute…but what a flash-in-the-pan subject!
I’m actually not that surprised someone got a tattoo in tribute…but what a flash-in-the-pan subject!
haha omg did someone actually give that in to their teacher? lmao!
haha omg did someone actually give that in to their teacher? lmao!
how completely off the wall. i wonder who was sitting around thinking “you know, poop is a great subject matter” and decided to go with it. it’s just so…random.
how completely off the wall. i wonder who was sitting around thinking “you know, poop is a great subject matter” and decided to go with it. it’s just so…random.
Hahaha I remember reading that paper a few months ago, it’s hysterical!
And that tattoo is awfully amazing. A nice ode.
Hahaha I remember reading that paper a few months ago, it’s hysterical!
And that tattoo is awfully amazing. A nice ode.
the essay is pretty good!
wonder why theres A “WHAT?” under phallus?
the essay is pretty good!
wonder why theres A “WHAT?” under phallus?
I think there’s a “What?” under the word phallus because it’s a really long stretch to claim that the cup is an inverted phallus. I love imagining how the person marking this paper felt… reading along, thinking “hrmmm ok ok… ” and underlining a few things, making a few comments, and then “WHAT THE HELL…” and just marking the rest of the paper as inappropriate and giving a zero. hehehe.
I think there’s a “What?” under the word phallus because it’s a really long stretch to claim that the cup is an inverted phallus. I love imagining how the person marking this paper felt… reading along, thinking “hrmmm ok ok… ” and underlining a few things, making a few comments, and then “WHAT THE HELL…” and just marking the rest of the paper as inappropriate and giving a zero. hehehe.
ROFL.
Perfect.
That is so amazing.
ROFL.
Perfect.
That is so amazing.
i wonder if this was for a high school or college class.
This was hilarious, god bless him/her for writing this
i wonder if this was for a high school or college class.
This was hilarious, god bless him/her for writing this
OMG! I feel so weasy. Has anyone actually clicked on the link? I hate that I’m so curious 🙁
OMG! I feel so weasy. Has anyone actually clicked on the link? I hate that I’m so curious 🙁
These both seem like very poor decisions that are regretted in the morning. 😀
These both seem like very poor decisions that are regretted in the morning. 😀
DUDE THATS AWSOME!!!! I respect who ever handed in this work of art.
I wonder what was going through the examiners mind at the time?
DUDE THATS AWSOME!!!! I respect who ever handed in this work of art.
I wonder what was going through the examiners mind at the time?
this just made my day!
this just made my day!
It’s so poorly written. I’m a horrible writer….and…..well I just think if it was well written it would have been hularious. It’s like a “reallllly funny joke gone horribly wrong”.
It’s so poorly written. I’m a horrible writer….and…..well I just think if it was well written it would have been hularious. It’s like a “reallllly funny joke gone horribly wrong”.
“Not appropriate”! 😀
“Not appropriate”! 😀
the clip a trailer for a longer movie. If the writer wants to write a paper on it i think he/she should watch the whole thing, or change the last paragraph to acknowledge that.
the clip a trailer for a longer movie. If the writer wants to write a paper on it i think he/she should watch the whole thing, or change the last paragraph to acknowledge that.
I’d love these fake papers a lot more if the “proffeser” grading them actually had legit handwriting.
I’d love these fake papers a lot more if the “proffeser” grading them actually had legit handwriting.
Professor is obviously spelled like that.
Professor is obviously spelled like that.
As the holder of a women’s studies BA, that paper is PURE GOLD, and largely representative of how I felt about most of my writing assignments for one professor in particular.
Also, that tattoo is incredible.
As the holder of a women’s studies BA, that paper is PURE GOLD, and largely representative of how I felt about most of my writing assignments for one professor in particular.
Also, that tattoo is incredible.
LOL, that video is so fucked up, ive seen it before, my friend and I were rolling on the floor laughing so hard. If I was taking an english class i probably would have written something like that too. One of my papers was about arborphilia,(people who fuck trees), I got an 80 on it. The tattoo is funny too.
LOL, that video is so fucked up, ive seen it before, my friend and I were rolling on the floor laughing so hard. If I was taking an english class i probably would have written something like that too. One of my papers was about arborphilia,(people who fuck trees), I got an 80 on it. The tattoo is funny too.
lmao fake papers ftw- and i like the additional click tattoo lol
lmao fake papers ftw- and i like the additional click tattoo lol
gosh…i wish i had the guts to hand that to a teacher
brilliant…that’s gotta be a story that the teacher will tell for many years xD
gosh…i wish i had the guts to hand that to a teacher
brilliant…that’s gotta be a story that the teacher will tell for many years xD
LOL Shiza, I would have said that arborphilia (and I did google that one) wa the strangest thing I ever heard of, but I clicked the video for this entry just 1 hour earlier, so you only make the second place. 🙂
LOL Shiza, I would have said that arborphilia (and I did google that one) wa the strangest thing I ever heard of, but I clicked the video for this entry just 1 hour earlier, so you only make the second place. 🙂
::dies laughing::
::dies laughing::