A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Bring on the bare/bear ass jokes!

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26 responses to “Bring on the bare/bear ass jokes!”

  1. Kitteh Avatar
    Kitteh

    I want to… but I’m scared.

  2. gillian gamine Avatar

    bear down, chicago bears

  3. Jumping Joshy Jesus Juice Avatar

    hes not embarassed of his bare-assed bear ass!!

  4. Decembers Avatar
    Decembers

    Bear with me, I’m thinking of one…

  5. WastedAngel Avatar
    WastedAngel

    he’s gonna need another tattoo so he can be Man-Bear-Pig. 🙂

  6. richard Avatar
    richard

    #5 I’m totally serial!
    Anyway, i really like it 🙂

  7. oppositronic Avatar
    oppositronic

    it’s all blurred out, i can’t see his bear balls to match

  8. Kosh Avatar
    Kosh

    I’m trying to think of a grin-and-bear-it joke, but I keep coming up with grin-and-bare-it jokes. 🙁

  9. Sherrie Avatar

    wastedangel… you’re the greatest person alive. haha

  10. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    I could barely see his balls and couldn’t bear the thought. So I tried to click thru (I’m embarrassed to say) and it didn’t bare them at all.

  11. Christian Avatar
    Christian

    someones been working their legs.

  12. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    He has a hairy minded pink bare bear

  13. Autopsy26 Avatar
    Autopsy26

    5.he’s gonna need another tattoo so he can be Man-Bear-Pig. 🙂
    WastedAngel

    hahah

    for some reason this reminds me of something my dad would get as a tattoo lol

  14. k Avatar
    k

    Uhm…. we can look at his hairy bung-hole but not his nut sack? Weird.

  15. chinaman9 Avatar
    chinaman9

    The censorship is very odd and disappointing. Cool and funny tattoo though.

  16. Rose Avatar

    Rawr 🙂

  17. kookyknut Avatar
    kookyknut

    Un-blur it please, Shannon.

    This is so much nicer than a clichéd bear paw tatt

  18. Amras Avatar

    @10 don’t be emBEARrASSED i clicked it to

  19. Miranda Propaganda Avatar
    Miranda Propaganda

    He looks just like my friend’s dad! I showed it to her and we had a good laugh. And yes, I did try to click through!

  20. Nigel Avatar

    Is this guy one of the steiner bros from Pro wrestling?
    ^.^

  21. Kate Avatar
    Kate

    #14 I just spit out my beer! Ha!

  22. Scrunnel Avatar
    Scrunnel

    I’m surprised at the censorship, especially since the pic is on the web uncensored – but not so well enhanced (not ‘doctored’, just cropped well and enlarged)

  23. Katie Avatar
    Katie

    This is awesome!

  24. Etoile Avatar

    WOOF! (This guy would know what that meant.)

  25. Lezamamao Avatar
    Lezamamao

    Im scare but the tatto
    and ☼omehin excited for the size of the ass

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