A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

This rentboy takes credit cards!

Alouicious, who did this tattoo at Shaman’s Den in Binghamton, NY, says, “I can’t believe how many girls swiped their cards in the slot… and gave Kevin their phone numbers!”

If the number is anything higher than “zero”, I can’t believe it either!

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Comments

20 responses to “This rentboy takes credit cards!”

  1. Dylan Avatar

    CLASSY
    and Nice

  2. hullwork Avatar

    theres an old joke about strippers accepting credit cards for tips… anyone know how it goes?

  3. Maria Avatar

    He must like the video for Nelly’s Tip Drill.

  4. Lk Avatar
    Lk

    AMAZING

  5. splatterhouse Avatar

    Fuck yeah for all the love Shaman’s Den is getting lately! Those guys are A+.

  6. invasiondays Avatar

    Ahha, kevin is hilarious. This wouldnt work on anyone else.

  7. alouicious Avatar
    alouicious

    yessssssssss! and we giggled throughout the entire thing… by the way, he got at least 5 numbers that night – and the girls were cuties! go figure….

  8. demoiselle Avatar
    demoiselle

    EWWWWWWWW

  9. herekittykitty Avatar
    herekittykitty

    haha love it! This made my day.

  10. an0nymous_vamp1re Avatar

    hullwork – There are a few of those jokes.

    A woman is thrown a bachelorette party by 4 friends. They decide to go to a strip club. A dancer comes over to the table in his g-string and ‘entertains’ the first lady, who takes a $10 bill and licks it then sticks it to the dancer’s buttcheek.

    He then goes to the second friend and gives her a good show. She takes out a $20 bill, licks it, and sticks it to his other cheek.

    The same is repeated with the third and fourth friend, but with a $50 and $100 bill, respectively.

    The dancer then goes up to the bachelorette, wondering how she’s going to respond to her friends. What he doesn’t know is that the bachelorette is wondering the same thing. At the end of the dance, she reaches into her purse and grabs her ATM card. She quickly pulls it out, swiping it down his buttcrack then grabs all the bills and says loudly “I’ll make a withdrawal” then runs out of the building laughing.

  11. breakinthemix Avatar

    #10: That’s totally the one I was thinking of.
    This is actually incredibly funny.

  12. Fourth Grade Rats Avatar

    “Credit card? You got it!” (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)

  13. Arkaday Avatar
    Arkaday

    # 12 Home Alone 2. One of my personal favorites, even better than the first one!

  14. Fallen Angel Eyes Avatar
    Fallen Angel Eyes

    That is just hilarious.

  15. Celeste_Tial Avatar
    Celeste_Tial

    I love this. It’s difficult for me to not pass up this type of action.

  16. LOLA Avatar

    Oh Jebus, this has to be Kevin’s ass

  17. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    dude..
    theres hair in
    your crack.

    and what is this a
    tattoo of?

  18. kevin shitluck. hung like fruit bat. Avatar

    im sure that it is normal for hair to grow on my ass. but i thank you for letting me know that something has grown where the the sun dont shine. i will have to let my pint sized gardener know that a few rag weeds have grown in the garden of trust. but kelly…… i really do think its great that ass hair is something that is obviously a mystery to you. it shows you have a thirst for asshair knowledge and you should help lead the brigade in the fight against sick ass crack hair.

    are you into chicks by any chance? i mean i only ask because most girls who have a bf or a bff or a bff/fsmn (boyfriend forever/ for shizzle my nizzle) have seen a mans ass and know that a mans ass gets hairy…. unless he waxes. then there is an issue.

    but i do appreciate your commenting on my ass hair and tattoo. it really means alot to me when random people i have never met think my asshair is gross or confusing. you have a sunshine day with gumdrop daydreams and sugar pop fantasies. god bless.

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