Alouicious, who did this tattoo at Shaman’s Den in Binghamton, NY, says, “I can’t believe how many girls swiped their cards in the slot… and gave Kevin their phone numbers!”
If the number is anything higher than “zero”, I can’t believe it either!
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20 responses to “This rentboy takes credit cards!”
CLASSY
and Nice
theres an old joke about strippers accepting credit cards for tips… anyone know how it goes?
He must like the video for Nelly’s Tip Drill.
AMAZING
Fuck yeah for all the love Shaman’s Den is getting lately! Those guys are A+.
Ahha, kevin is hilarious. This wouldnt work on anyone else.
yessssssssss! and we giggled throughout the entire thing… by the way, he got at least 5 numbers that night – and the girls were cuties! go figure….
EWWWWWWWW
haha love it! This made my day.
hullwork – There are a few of those jokes.
A woman is thrown a bachelorette party by 4 friends. They decide to go to a strip club. A dancer comes over to the table in his g-string and ‘entertains’ the first lady, who takes a $10 bill and licks it then sticks it to the dancer’s buttcheek.
He then goes to the second friend and gives her a good show. She takes out a $20 bill, licks it, and sticks it to his other cheek.
The same is repeated with the third and fourth friend, but with a $50 and $100 bill, respectively.
The dancer then goes up to the bachelorette, wondering how she’s going to respond to her friends. What he doesn’t know is that the bachelorette is wondering the same thing. At the end of the dance, she reaches into her purse and grabs her ATM card. She quickly pulls it out, swiping it down his buttcrack then grabs all the bills and says loudly “I’ll make a withdrawal” then runs out of the building laughing.
#10: That’s totally the one I was thinking of.
This is actually incredibly funny.
“Credit card? You got it!” (Home Alone 2: Lost in New York)
LOL
# 12 Home Alone 2. One of my personal favorites, even better than the first one!
That is just hilarious.
I love this. It’s difficult for me to not pass up this type of action.
Oh Jebus, this has to be Kevin’s ass
life is short. get ass tats.
dude..
theres hair in
your crack.
and what is this a
tattoo of?
im sure that it is normal for hair to grow on my ass. but i thank you for letting me know that something has grown where the the sun dont shine. i will have to let my pint sized gardener know that a few rag weeds have grown in the garden of trust. but kelly…… i really do think its great that ass hair is something that is obviously a mystery to you. it shows you have a thirst for asshair knowledge and you should help lead the brigade in the fight against sick ass crack hair.
are you into chicks by any chance? i mean i only ask because most girls who have a bf or a bff or a bff/fsmn (boyfriend forever/ for shizzle my nizzle) have seen a mans ass and know that a mans ass gets hairy…. unless he waxes. then there is an issue.
but i do appreciate your commenting on my ass hair and tattoo. it really means alot to me when random people i have never met think my asshair is gross or confusing. you have a sunshine day with gumdrop daydreams and sugar pop fantasies. god bless.