As promised, something fun and ass-related for you, with R’s starfish tattoo — I’m not sure if I pity his partners or am jealous of the hilarity of the scene — done by that poor bastard Tattoo Ron from Tattoo Centre Alkmaar in Alkmaar, The Netherlands. Continue reading for the full tattoo and an action shot (of the tattooing procedure, not some other sort of anus-related action) .
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210 responses to “The Anal Starfish Tattoo”
some of the funniest comments i’ve ever read…
some of the funniest comments i’ve ever read…
My balls are really in the unfinished 8-ball. And, NO, I’m not gay. My wife loves the starfish very much.
I did it because afull bodysuit means really full, also my ass.
Greetings, Me
My balls are really in the unfinished 8-ball. And, NO, I’m not gay. My wife loves the starfish very much.
I did it because afull bodysuit means really full, also my ass.
Greetings, Me
#7 ya beat me to it! haha
#7 ya beat me to it! haha
That is priceless! I totally wish I had thought of that first, haha! Now my brain is going to be racing like crazy, trying to come up with another good idea for an ass tattoo…hmmmmmm. But yeah, a bit of a shocker for a sexual partner, eh?! In a good/funny/hysterical way. Wow, I totally love this!
That is priceless! I totally wish I had thought of that first, haha! Now my brain is going to be racing like crazy, trying to come up with another good idea for an ass tattoo…hmmmmmm. But yeah, a bit of a shocker for a sexual partner, eh?! In a good/funny/hysterical way. Wow, I totally love this!
that had to pinch when ge was getting that….anyone else think so?…also, whats exactly is a raphe?….
that had to pinch when ge was getting that….anyone else think so?…also, whats exactly is a raphe?….
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that’s both hilarious and disgusting.
but, aside from that, is it just my opinion, or is that a really badly done tattoo?
that’s both hilarious and disgusting.
but, aside from that, is it just my opinion, or is that a really badly done tattoo?
Hmmmm, I have fire tatted on my ass. As far as itching, there wasn’t any, and actually, the healing process was shorter than normal. My tat was done with me on my knees, and my knees hurt more than the actual process.
Hmmmm, I have fire tatted on my ass. As far as itching, there wasn’t any, and actually, the healing process was shorter than normal. My tat was done with me on my knees, and my knees hurt more than the actual process.
That is absolutely hilarious.
That is absolutely hilarious.
Shannon~ i wiki’d raphe
i always just called that a gouche…
at first i thought it was like a baby vagina
haha mann, i love that everyones supporting
his cornhole
Shannon~ i wiki’d raphe
i always just called that a gouche…
at first i thought it was like a baby vagina
haha mann, i love that everyones supporting
his cornhole
It is true, it was not itching at all. The healing took about a week. I will send the healed starfish as soon as possible.
R
It is true, it was not itching at all. The healing took about a week. I will send the healed starfish as soon as possible.
R
I was just thinking ‘wow you only see these things in America’ when I noticed it was done here in the Netherlands. I keep scrollin’ up and down again, can’t take my eyes off it haha… Aaarghh!
I really like the concept, but I agree with SgtReznor about the quality of the tattoo…
I was just thinking ‘wow you only see these things in America’ when I noticed it was done here in the Netherlands. I keep scrollin’ up and down again, can’t take my eyes off it haha… Aaarghh!
I really like the concept, but I agree with SgtReznor about the quality of the tattoo…
wow that gotta sting :-O
wow that gotta sting :-O
I went to an innocent game site and I saw a still of a starfish. Needless to say what I thought of instantly.
I went to an innocent game site and I saw a still of a starfish. Needless to say what I thought of instantly.
Aww, I actually thought that would be soooo much better if you were gay!
Aww, I actually thought that would be soooo much better if you were gay!
handling fees make my day, too
hahaha this is awesome
handling fees make my day, too
hahaha this is awesome
if i were the tattooist doing this, i’d definately be wearing a mask and goggles, to avoid any harmful fumes…and splashback…
if i were the tattooist doing this, i’d definately be wearing a mask and goggles, to avoid any harmful fumes…and splashback…
#67 ewwwwww!!! hahaha!!! This is soooooo funny!!! One of mine is on my backside too, although it is on my right cheek. It is a blue Motorola batwing “M” with acircle around it about 2 inches in diameter. I got it in 2000 when I lost my 22 year position with the co. due to them going offshore.
#67 ewwwwww!!! hahaha!!! This is soooooo funny!!! One of mine is on my backside too, although it is on my right cheek. It is a blue Motorola batwing “M” with acircle around it about 2 inches in diameter. I got it in 2000 when I lost my 22 year position with the co. due to them going offshore.
I’d be so scared about farting in the artist’s face hahaha.anyway, it looks awesome.
I’d be so scared about farting in the artist’s face hahaha.anyway, it looks awesome.
What the hell……. I mean, What the hell…….
What the hell……. I mean, What the hell…….
haha thats fucked.
haha thats fucked.
Someone should interview this guy. It would be really interesting to know how he came up with this idea and how was the whole process. How do you tell a tattooist “I want to get my asshole tattooed”? I also would like to know what is that scar he has.
Is it my idea or is there where his balls should be? I may be imagining things now… this freaked me out a little
Someone should interview this guy. It would be really interesting to know how he came up with this idea and how was the whole process. How do you tell a tattooist “I want to get my asshole tattooed”? I also would like to know what is that scar he has.
Is it my idea or is there where his balls should be? I may be imagining things now… this freaked me out a little
Ummm post-op tattoo celebration? ‘Cause ya’ll do notice 2 holes and some sorta slit action. C’mon. You can see it. No?
Ummm post-op tattoo celebration? ‘Cause ya’ll do notice 2 holes and some sorta slit action. C’mon. You can see it. No?
I as a tattoo artist have to say i think te most uncomfortable part of a tatt like this would have to be when the hair grows back in…thats itchy!!!!
I as a tattoo artist have to say i think te most uncomfortable part of a tatt like this would have to be when the hair grows back in…thats itchy!!!!
Ahhhhh how the HELL DID YOU WIPE YOUR ASS????? You cannot tell me doo-doo didn’t get into that! Grotz….I mean c’mon did you hold that poo in for 3 weeks??? CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhh how the HELL DID YOU WIPE YOUR ASS????? You cannot tell me doo-doo didn’t get into that! Grotz….I mean c’mon did you hold that poo in for 3 weeks??? CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!