As promised, something fun and ass-related for you, with R’s starfish tattoo — I’m not sure if I pity his partners or am jealous of the hilarity of the scene — done by that poor bastard Tattoo Ron from Tattoo Centre Alkmaar in Alkmaar, The Netherlands. Continue reading for the full tattoo and an action shot (of the tattooing procedure, not some other sort of anus-related action) .
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210 responses to “The Anal Starfish Tattoo”
thats disgusting but awesome and hysterical
thats disgusting but awesome and hysterical
are his balls really high up or is that line in the second picture some sort of removal scar?
are his balls really high up or is that line in the second picture some sort of removal scar?
I think he’s just holding his balls up so the photo can be taken… It looks like they’re still there.
I think I would laugh a lot if I took some guy home and discovered this tattoo!
I think he’s just holding his balls up so the photo can be taken… It looks like they’re still there.
I think I would laugh a lot if I took some guy home and discovered this tattoo!
Spongebob is a sea-sponge. Patrick is the star-fish.
Spongebob is a sea-sponge. Patrick is the star-fish.
I want an octopus tattoo, but not quite this design.
I want an octopus tattoo, but not quite this design.
LIMP BIZKET tribute tattoo?
LIMP BIZKET tribute tattoo?
did he get hazard pay?
did he get hazard pay?
I clicked “read more” and was really expecting something a lot more cringeworthy, but I ended up thinking it’s pretty cool… although I agree that it seems like it would be the bitch from hell to heal.
I clicked “read more” and was really expecting something a lot more cringeworthy, but I ended up thinking it’s pretty cool… although I agree that it seems like it would be the bitch from hell to heal.
thats kinda cool, but tbh i bet it wasnt too pleasant to tattoo
thats kinda cool, but tbh i bet it wasnt too pleasant to tattoo
I hope he tipped the artist really well.
I hope he tipped the artist really well.
Cool idea.
Very disturbing though lol.
Cool idea.
Very disturbing though lol.
Ouch!
Ouch!
My mind wonders how you even think ” I want a starfish tattooed on my pooper”.
And I’d love to see the doctor’s face when he has to have his next medical…
My mind wonders how you even think ” I want a starfish tattooed on my pooper”.
And I’d love to see the doctor’s face when he has to have his next medical…
the scabbing must’ve been unpleasant..
the scabbing must’ve been unpleasant..
That had to suck to heal!
That had to suck to heal!
personally i wouldn’t get a poo brown/ orange tinge…
personally i wouldn’t get a poo brown/ orange tinge…
and i swear that dude has no wang
i was convinced it was a woman till
i saw everyone saying “he”
and i swear that dude has no wang
i was convinced it was a woman till
i saw everyone saying “he”
There seems to be a scar north of the brown hole…
Strangely… I can’t.. seem to.. look… away..
There seems to be a scar north of the brown hole…
Strangely… I can’t.. seem to.. look… away..
38 – HAHA!
38 – HAHA!
i never payed attention to this earlier, but wheres the family jewels?
i never payed attention to this earlier, but wheres the family jewels?
That’s not a scar, it’s his raphe… And I thought only female anatomy was a mystery to people!
That’s not a scar, it’s his raphe… And I thought only female anatomy was a mystery to people!
It looks like he’s pulled his balls back in the second picture.
It looks like he’s pulled his balls back in the second picture.
What
What
That poor starfish will be vomiting poo the rest of his days.
That poor starfish will be vomiting poo the rest of his days.
I’d be curious to know how it healed too. With the moisture in that area and the friction created when one is walking….That had to be terribly uncomfortable.
I’d be curious to know how it healed too. With the moisture in that area and the friction created when one is walking….That had to be terribly uncomfortable.