Someone remind me again why I’m spending my Sunday working?
By Troll at Synergy Body Arts in Idaho Falls, ID.
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36 responses to “Welcome to Assburger”
that’s fucking awesome!!!
Err… okay. Cool!
LOL 😀
Cause you’re catching up on the backlog perhaps? :p
you are working on sunday because you are trying to hide from a venegeful exlover
That’s…interesting;D But not bad. I actually like it.
i have to work on sundays also..
but i’m in college and work less than 20 hours a week =P
assburger…makes me kinda glad I’m a vegetarian ^_^
now that a interesting tattoo
but the first thing i noticed was the asscrackhair
“Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger, can I take your order?”
Would I be correct in assuming this tattoo is referencing this movie?
It reminds me of Goodburger
You’re working because you love your job ^^
I’m very much hoping that this is not in reference to the common use of the word “assburgers” to mock people with Asperger’s syndrome.
Or that it’s on someone who *does* have Asperger’s and a twisted sense of humor. Because that would just be awesome. 🙂
From the “Goodburgers” comments I’m guessing it’s just a pop culture reference I’ve missed somewhere, though.
I think its just cause their ass is so big. lol. i think its awesome though.
must.. avoid… looking… at crack hair!
aaaaaaaaaaah
Asscrack hair was the first thing I spotted as well :p
Almost wet em!
Tasteless tattoo.
But funny as hell.
To #9: Yeah…it’s totally Kenan and Kell’s “Welcome to goodburger” haha.
I now need someone to get a tattoo on their mound saying “I…put the screw…in the tuna!”
this is one from my stomping grounds in little old Idaho Falls…bet it has an great story behind it personally knowing the crew that works there…nice work troll! 🙂
Hello hairy butt crack burger.
I gotta agree with #8
He needs a good waxing.
funny))
“uhh, excuse me waiter, there’s a hair in my ass-burger”
“I… put the hair… in the ass-burger!”
Man, Kenan and Kel was fucking awesome 🙂
I feel sorry for their tattooist… having to deal with having their hands inches away from such a large amount of hair :|!
Laurel – Don’t forget the orange soda tattoo somewhere.
Wow. That really, really needs to be waxed.
haha LOVE IT!!!! though i would never tattoo my smooth ass….
😛
well, I’m going to go with… Stupid. That is completely utterly stupid.
A+
Guys, come on. Grow up a little and forget the fucking ass hair. You all have it, too. Admit it.
Hair has no place in any burger lol
When my chest tattoo was posted most of the comments were about my armpit hair. People love to focus on the hair here.
I would be totally amused if it were actually a refrence to aspergers syndrome XD but i doubt it is….
#14. agreed! ARG! Please wax asscrack hair before posing for photos!
Kenan and Kel was one of my all time favorite classic nick shows. Kel especially was a terrific actor, you don’t see that on kids shows any more…talent, that is.
and
It’s just hair…if it wasn’t supposed to be there, it wouldn’t have grown there.
That’s just wrong in so many right ways.
that´s a fucking wig coming out of the guy´s ass!!!