Once in a while, ModBlog will scour the internets for the best and
brightest amateur piercers and sit down for a candid one-on-one with them.
Here’s one of these shining lights.
(Interview after the jump.)
BME: Before we begin, you’ll have to clarify: maybe my
vision is going, but I can’t tell from the video if you’re Steve-O or
Matthew McConaughey.
Video Fella: My name is Thomas.
BME: Steve-O, this video really had it all, from light
blood loss to creative sponge usage. How much time did you and the Jackass
crew spend on this masterpiece?
Thomas: We’re not Jackass. It only took about half an hour,
though.
BME: Now, looking at the video, I can count about four
different sets of grody frat-boy hands touching your face right around the
fresh, open piercing — none of which you seem to mind. What are some of
your other favorite ways to attract infections?
Thomas: I’m very healthy.
BME: Some of your friends can be heard to remark that
you’re “fucking tough” after the first pin is jabbed through your lip. Are
they also really impressed when the people at Dunkin’ Donuts get their
orders right?
Thomas: I don’t know.
BME: You look vaguely disappointed when you ask for a
potato — presumably to act as a cork and to catch the sharp end of the pin
in your mouth — and your friends come up empty handed. Do you regret
getting fucked up on Mezcal earlier in the day and shooting all of your
potatoes at each other out of PVC tubes?
Thomas: That didn’t happen. And the sponge worked just as
well.
BME: Clearly. And I see you used what looks like a band pin
for the second attempt. Let me guess: Nickelback.
Thomas: No.
BME: Creed.
Thomas: No.
BME: Puddle of Mudd.
Thomas: Yeah, actually.
BME: A-ha! See what I did there? I limited my guesswork to
a bunch of terrible bands that are associated with fan-bases that make
terrible decisions. You know, like getting pierced during a frat party with
a dirty tool by your meathead friends. Lastly, I see a Super Bowl XXVII
decal on the mirror in your house, a game in which the Buffalo Bills were
soundly defeated by the Dallas Cowboys; I imagine you’re a Buffalo fan. Does
this sort of haphazard infliction of unnecessary pain with potentially
lasting problems come along with rooting for the Bills?
Thomas: They’re a good team.
BME: Steve-O, thanks for taking the time to speak to us.
Thomas: Okay.
Comments
410 responses to “You Don’t Have A Potato?”
What the hell was the point of that… Someone seriously need’s to rethink what goes into this blog and what a total mess you’ve made of what was a really good read. RIP the old Modblog
What the hell was the point of that… Someone seriously need’s to rethink what goes into this blog and what a total mess you’ve made of what was a really good read. RIP the old Modblog
haha trying to pierce a lip and hold a cigarette? who says guys can’t mutli-task?!
interview was funny as well (and yeah, i caught on it wasn’t real… or is it…??)
haha trying to pierce a lip and hold a cigarette? who says guys can’t mutli-task?!
interview was funny as well (and yeah, i caught on it wasn’t real… or is it…??)
The interview wasn’t funny to me at all, and the video just made me cringe.
The interview wasn’t funny to me at all, and the video just made me cringe.
We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, people. This is just stupid.
I don’t give a fuck who’s right or wrong just bring back some decent content to Modblog. It’s become a joke.
We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, people. This is just stupid.
I don’t give a fuck who’s right or wrong just bring back some decent content to Modblog. It’s become a joke.
What happened to this place being somewhere we can learn? When did it turn into somewhere where we ridicule people that haven’t had the chance to learn?
This has just made me regret the fact that I thought for a moment that maybe I should check in on Modblog.
Bodytwo.com FTW!
What happened to this place being somewhere we can learn? When did it turn into somewhere where we ridicule people that haven’t had the chance to learn?
This has just made me regret the fact that I thought for a moment that maybe I should check in on Modblog.
Bodytwo.com FTW!
Im just happy we can comment again. Yay. 🙂
Im just happy we can comment again. Yay. 🙂
stormy: I agree entirely.
stormy: I agree entirely.
Do you think there’s an actual % in an AIDs statistic somewhere that accounts for contracting the disease through doing stupid shit like this? As for the fact that the guy getting pierced here is obviously quite the knob… well, stupidity attracts attention seekers. Or is it the other way around?
Do you think there’s an actual % in an AIDs statistic somewhere that accounts for contracting the disease through doing stupid shit like this? As for the fact that the guy getting pierced here is obviously quite the knob… well, stupidity attracts attention seekers. Or is it the other way around?
tsk tsk
tsk tsk
gave me a chuckle…
still think the brilliance would be of better use elsewhere, if it is indeed brilliance, and not gas.
http://www.bodytwo.com/blog
gave me a chuckle…
still think the brilliance would be of better use elsewhere, if it is indeed brilliance, and not gas.
http://www.bodytwo.com/blog
Was that a bleedin’ badge? How can ANYONE be that dumb?? My god, stupid home-piercers never cease to amaze me.
Was that a bleedin’ badge? How can ANYONE be that dumb?? My god, stupid home-piercers never cease to amaze me.
What a waste of time that was. Obviously this was done at a party with plenty of drinking and the dude was looking for attention. I just hope for his sake everything was sterilized. However i dont think thats the case.
What a waste of time that was. Obviously this was done at a party with plenty of drinking and the dude was looking for attention. I just hope for his sake everything was sterilized. However i dont think thats the case.
LULZ!! 😀
LULZ!! 😀
I’m pissed that the name of BME is attached to this pathetic interview. Also, “it’s a parody.” I love how anyone says that when they don’t get the reactions they wanted. “Oh, it’s a parody. Oh, it’s sarcasm.”
I’m pissed that the name of BME is attached to this pathetic interview. Also, “it’s a parody.” I love how anyone says that when they don’t get the reactions they wanted. “Oh, it’s a parody. Oh, it’s sarcasm.”
*sigh* This is just silly now. Stormy is right.
*sigh* This is just silly now. Stormy is right.
What an insult to the previous interviews that have been on Modblog.
What an insult to the previous interviews that have been on Modblog.
I’m let down and ashamed. What a disgusting piece of Modblog history this is. Bring back the decent content and interviews please. I’m here to see mods, not retarded youtube vids.
I’m let down and ashamed. What a disgusting piece of Modblog history this is. Bring back the decent content and interviews please. I’m here to see mods, not retarded youtube vids.
This is just embarrassing. I can’t believe that this is what it comes to. Even as a parody it just wasn’t funny.
This is just embarrassing. I can’t believe that this is what it comes to. Even as a parody it just wasn’t funny.
This is pretty ridiculous. Bring back the old modblog. I’m sick of this crap that makes me cringe.
This is pretty ridiculous. Bring back the old modblog. I’m sick of this crap that makes me cringe.
Lighten up people.
@ Jessica: How could you think this was intended to be a serious interview? Is your sarcasm detector broken?
Overall, I think there might be some misplaced aggression going on.
Lighten up people.
@ Jessica: How could you think this was intended to be a serious interview? Is your sarcasm detector broken?
Overall, I think there might be some misplaced aggression going on.
If I wanted to see idiots making fun of idiots, i’d go look for a modified myspace group.
If I wanted to see idiots making fun of idiots, i’d go look for a modified myspace group.
Wow. Just wow.
Who was the mastermind behind the decision to post an “interview” like that on modblog? This thing just completely pushes down the standard of the many REAL interviews which I read here.
There are quite a lot of vids like that on youtube, are you planning on doing more interviews like that? If you do, you should check out that vid of someone doing a septum with a toothpick in the school yard, that should be fascinating…
Really, what’s the point of something like this? If we wanted to see idiots selfpiercing, we can go on youtube ourselves.
I also hope this comment gets through the new censorship procedures I heard about…
Wow. Just wow.
Who was the mastermind behind the decision to post an “interview” like that on modblog? This thing just completely pushes down the standard of the many REAL interviews which I read here.
There are quite a lot of vids like that on youtube, are you planning on doing more interviews like that? If you do, you should check out that vid of someone doing a septum with a toothpick in the school yard, that should be fascinating…
Really, what’s the point of something like this? If we wanted to see idiots selfpiercing, we can go on youtube ourselves.
I also hope this comment gets through the new censorship procedures I heard about…
Wooow.
Glad to see modblog is as embarassing as ever, great job guys!
@ #12: I highly doubt they were putting on a ‘show’ to please youtubers (and apparently the few people that still frequent this modblog). But hey, if that makes you feel better about your ‘interview’, more power to you.
Wooow.
Glad to see modblog is as embarassing as ever, great job guys!
@ #12: I highly doubt they were putting on a ‘show’ to please youtubers (and apparently the few people that still frequent this modblog). But hey, if that makes you feel better about your ‘interview’, more power to you.
HA!
HA!
why you gotta be a hater? i miss the old modblog
why you gotta be a hater? i miss the old modblog