A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Roo(binson) Crusoe

Hi, I’m Roo.

I’ve shaved daily since puberty (I’m now 28) and I can’t stand hair of any type, unless it’s on a cat, a dog or a rabbit.

Purely in the spirit of adventure and charity I’ve decided to raise money for the Toronto Humane Society (who do sterling work finding homes for all sorts of animals, amongst other things) by not shaving or cutting anything above my neckline for four months, or longer if the donations keep coming in!

Therefore, if you’ve ever wanted to know what a Roo looks like with four months of face and head growth, give me your monies! Even if it’s just pocket change. You can also sponsor me to shave it off, of course.

So, if you enjoy cats, dogs, me*, rabbits or the videos I post on here and BMEvideo you can donate wildly using the button at the bottom of this entry.

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There’ll be an update on my progress on ModBlog and on my IAM page every two weeks.

Thank you everyone, I love you.

*Note – You can still donate if you don’t like me. Rest assured I’m not going to enjoy this process one bit and I’ll look pretty ridiculous throughout!















Comments

105 responses to “Roo(binson) Crusoe”

  1. penski Avatar

    Hahahha!

    You muckle hairy bastid!

    EMBRACE THE BEARD!

    *n

  2. penski Avatar

    Hahahha!

    You muckle hairy bastid!

    EMBRACE THE BEARD!

    *n

  3. penski Avatar

    Hahahha!

    You muckle hairy bastid!

    EMBRACE THE BEARD!

    *n

  4. SnaiLuv Avatar

    ha ha ha ha you DON’T look very happy about it!

  5. SnaiLuv Avatar

    ha ha ha ha you DON’T look very happy about it!

  6. SnaiLuv Avatar

    ha ha ha ha you DON’T look very happy about it!

  7. sarah schizm Avatar

    hahahahaha I had 30 cents in my pay pal account..wala

  8. sarah schizm Avatar

    hahahahaha I had 30 cents in my pay pal account..wala

  9. sarah schizm Avatar

    hahahahaha I had 30 cents in my pay pal account..wala

  10. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    SnailLuv – I’m terrified :).

    Sarah – Awww, thank you. It all adds up!

  11. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    SnailLuv – I’m terrified :).

    Sarah – Awww, thank you. It all adds up!

  12. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    SnailLuv – I’m terrified :).

    Sarah – Awww, thank you. It all adds up!

  13. Bot Avatar

    hairy roo frightens bot =(

  14. Bot Avatar

    hairy roo frightens bot =(

  15. Bot Avatar

    hairy roo frightens bot =(

  16. serenity Avatar
    serenity

    oh my roo, you look so very different with the hair!!

  17. serenity Avatar
    serenity

    oh my roo, you look so very different with the hair!!

  18. serenity Avatar
    serenity

    oh my roo, you look so very different with the hair!!

  19. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Bot – Sponsor me and I’ll shave it off (that’s a lie).

    Alex – I feel rather different! On a separate note I had a phone call from an Alex the other day, I got all excited because I thought it was you, and you were in Toronto.

    But it wasn’t you, meanie.

  20. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Bot – Sponsor me and I’ll shave it off (that’s a lie).

    Alex – I feel rather different! On a separate note I had a phone call from an Alex the other day, I got all excited because I thought it was you, and you were in Toronto.

    But it wasn’t you, meanie.

  21. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Bot – Sponsor me and I’ll shave it off (that’s a lie).

    Alex – I feel rather different! On a separate note I had a phone call from an Alex the other day, I got all excited because I thought it was you, and you were in Toronto.

    But it wasn’t you, meanie.

  22. Christa Avatar
    Christa

    I just dontated- it was all I had in my paypal so not much !! Cheers to fuzzy things !!

  23. Christa Avatar
    Christa

    I just dontated- it was all I had in my paypal so not much !! Cheers to fuzzy things !!

  24. Christa Avatar
    Christa

    I just dontated- it was all I had in my paypal so not much !! Cheers to fuzzy things !!

  25. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Thank you so much Christa, you’re a star!

  26. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Thank you so much Christa, you’re a star!

  27. RooRaaah Crumbs Avatar

    Thank you so much Christa, you’re a star!

  28. Dave Avatar

    We left some change last night with landlady stupid pants.

    Make sure you get it before she buys some crack.

  29. Dave Avatar

    We left some change last night with landlady stupid pants.

    Make sure you get it before she buys some crack.

  30. Dave Avatar

    We left some change last night with landlady stupid pants.

    Make sure you get it before she buys some crack.

  31. Melody Avatar

    Donated, for the love of Canadian bunnies.

  32. Melody Avatar

    Donated, for the love of Canadian bunnies.

  33. Melody Avatar

    Donated, for the love of Canadian bunnies.

  34. Simplicity Avatar

    aww roo, you look pretty cute with a stubbly face. its pretty adorable, and for one hell of a good cause too. 🙂

  35. Simplicity Avatar

    aww roo, you look pretty cute with a stubbly face. its pretty adorable, and for one hell of a good cause too. 🙂

  36. Simplicity Avatar

    aww roo, you look pretty cute with a stubbly face. its pretty adorable, and for one hell of a good cause too. 🙂

  37. labelle Avatar

    i spotted you a tooney to keep that growth alive!

  38. labelle Avatar

    i spotted you a tooney to keep that growth alive!

  39. labelle Avatar

    i spotted you a tooney to keep that growth alive!

  40. chrissy Avatar
    chrissy

    Aww roo thats great. thumbs up for fundraising

  41. chrissy Avatar
    chrissy

    Aww roo thats great. thumbs up for fundraising

  42. chrissy Avatar
    chrissy

    Aww roo thats great. thumbs up for fundraising

  43. penski Avatar

    I give it a month before you turn Bear.

    :p

    *n

  44. penski Avatar

    I give it a month before you turn Bear.

    :p

    *n

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