A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Skeet! Skeet!

Misfortune* prefers it if you pull out… Tattoo by James Reed at Marked for Life in Warren, MI.

* Since there’s some confusion, he’s the artist, not the skeet catcher!

Comments

57 responses to “Skeet! Skeet!”

  1. socialcoma Avatar
    socialcoma

    huh?

  2. Emil Avatar
    Emil

    Skeet skeet = Squirt squirt, but with the d**k

  3. Toothpaste Avatar

    hahaha, i’ve see something similar but it’s so classy.

  4. fuus Avatar
    fuus

    that is awful

  5. castle*boy Avatar
    castle*boy

    i’ve seen many a unusual things here on modblog; but this honestly was the first post that made me say ” ohh noo..”

  6. roxie Avatar
    roxie

    this has stirred up some very conflicting and baffling feelings in me… and now, im not sure whether i am shocked and appalled, or totally empowered…. maybe a little of both.

  7. Nikki Avatar
    Nikki

    bwahahahahaha…

  8. solocard Avatar

    I thought that was a girl’s heiny…

  9. Masticate Avatar

    itis a girls heiny… i think anyway..

  10. esmeray Avatar

    Ooh, I thought it was a girl at first also. (the underwear print is cute also).. I still don’t get it at all though. *shrugs*

  11. solocard Avatar

    Wikipedia says:

    Slang for coitus interruptus. The ejaculatory term for ‘pulling out’ the penis and ‘shooting’ semen derives from the act of skeet shooting, pull and shoot.

    Even with that ^ I still don’t understand fully. Especially if it is a guys ass.

  12. silverflame Avatar

    I never did understand that term…lol

  13. silverflame Avatar

    It IS a girl’s bum, he’s a tattoo artist.

  14. dana Avatar
    dana

    it’s not that hard to understand..

  15. Mollins Avatar

    This makes me think of a song by ‘kelly’

    “you like to skeet so much, I need a dick sneeze guard!”

  16. veronica Avatar

    misfortune IS a guy, #12
    and uh .. some men like cum on their ass? lol idk why people don’t GET it.

  17. Leroy Avatar

    LOVE it. Now I’ve got that damn Lil John song stuck in my head.

  18. IAM : BxtremeDmodSxM Avatar

    ITS A DUDE! nice buttt

  19. misfortune Avatar

    Its a girl. I did the tattoo for a friend of mine.

    sorry fellas 😉

  20. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    Ew. I HATE that word. A lot.

  21. curious me Avatar
    curious me

    “* Since there’s some confusion, he’s the artist, not the skeet catcher!”

    that doesn’t look like a guy’s ass!

  22. Micah Avatar

    I can’t imagine her NOT regretting this at some point. I generally think joke tattoos are bad, but this is utterly awful IMO.

  23. Christa Avatar
    Christa

    I adore those undies !!

  24. Rori Avatar

    HAHAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE IT. Lil Jon and the Eastside Boys are hilarious! I think it’s a great tattoo!
    like dave chappelle once said on his show once white people find out what it really means they’re gonna be like “ohhh noo what have we done?” hahaha

  25. Kara Avatar

    HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING

  26. Tisch Avatar

    I totally want to visit this shop now. XD

  27. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    I get the whole personal message of the tattooing thing on your body, its what you like not anyone else, blah blah blah. But it begs the question, even if it wasnt permanent…WHY?!?

  28. Kelseyyy Avatar
    Kelseyyy

    aww skeet skeet mo’fucka

  29. BlueStar Avatar

    No offense… but thats just awful… so crude.

  30. snaps Avatar
    snaps

    the word skeet isn’t bad.. its just the gooey text that is gross. its not even hot. it makes me think of halloween. or squished worms

  31. Katie Avatar
    Katie

    LOL I think it’s funny.

    Joke tattoos are awesome as hell, especially on one’s pooper.

  32. claire Avatar
    claire

    this is my ass, i love the tatoo, i regret nothing. for all you people who dont like it….i dont care! its not your ass!

  33. LeavethePoliticsToMadmen Avatar
    LeavethePoliticsToMadmen

    this just doesnt make sense.

    it says Misfortune is “the artist, not the skeet catcher”, yet it says the tattoo was done by (the artist) James Reed.
    Unless Misfortune’s name is James?

    I get the tattoo.. its just the context is highly confusing.

  34. stephanie Avatar
    stephanie

    im very proud to call the owner of this tattoo my best friend.
    not only is she amazing, but this tattoo is amazing, and anyone who is offended by this is just no fun.

  35. lananaroux Avatar

    I gotta say, I like the font a lot more than the tattoo.
    Judge not, but I don’t know…seems terribly regrettable.
    To each his own! Or in this case, her own.
    LeavethePoliticsToMadmen….did you think his mother named him Misfortune?

  36. archaeopteryx Avatar
    archaeopteryx

    @#35: i’m offended. i’m pretty fun. sometimes people have opinions. ’tis the plight of freedom of speech!

  37. wizardgd Avatar

    How Could Anyone mistake that for a guys ass.

    great tat by the way.

  38. katie Avatar
    katie

    my friend always called me “skeet skeet keet” (the story behind keet is long, and isnt really important) but i always wondered what the skeet skeet was for.

    damn.
    hahaha

  39. Chaq Avatar
    Chaq

    That’s the first time I’ve ever heard that expression, and I’m surprised ‘caus I’m a cum-guzzling gutter slut; you think I’d know the term.
    Oh well. I like it.

  40. omarandjohnny Avatar
    omarandjohnny

    Rock on, Claire, the tattoo is hilariously wonderful 😉

  41. Jessica Avatar

    I definitely thought of skeet shooting.

  42. Sneezy Avatar
    Sneezy

    this should have been placed on her chin LOL

  43. Waiting4Arson Avatar
    Waiting4Arson

    LOL @ Chaq’s self-description + lofty diction.

  44. FuckingClassy Avatar

    Ass tattoos are definitely meant to be funny.
    And I love this one.
    I laughed when I saw This Picture.

  45. Sherri Avatar
    Sherri

    damn, that’s pretty funny, and I LOVE the underwear…i’ve totally been searching for underwear like that. where did you get them?

  46. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    I completely agree with #46! While this is not a tattoo I would get on my ass, I think it’s fucking awesome and I bet the artist had a good laugh about it!

  47. s a g e Avatar
    s a g e

    skeet skeet is slang for pulling out.
    pulling out means that the man pulls his dick out of the woman and shoots his cum on her.
    ex.1
    “skeet on me”
    ex.2
    “want me to skeet or stay inside?”

    the tat is on a girl,
    shannon just confused everyone with the description, pay no mind. it’s a girl’s ass.

  48. adelleda Avatar
    adelleda

    Ohhhhhh gross.
    Made me laugh, though.

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