A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

14 Point Static Seated Suspension

Magician took these photos of Andy the Tattoodfreak doing a fourteen point seated suspension, assisted by Benoit and Simon at the House of Wah in London.

Comments

48 responses to “14 Point Static Seated Suspension”

  1. stormy Avatar

    Looking at the 2nd pic, I can’t decide whether he looks 100% focused or like he’s trying not to giggle.

  2. stormy Avatar

    Looking at the 2nd pic, I can’t decide whether he looks 100% focused or like he’s trying not to giggle.

  3. namesofthedead Avatar

    look at you, hairy dwarf 😛
    ps nice pants

  4. namesofthedead Avatar

    look at you, hairy dwarf 😛
    ps nice pants

  5. Emma Avatar
    Emma

    love the undies

  6. Emma Avatar
    Emma

    love the undies

  7. Nikki Avatar
    Nikki

    ah, that looks awfully uncomfortable. he looks like he’s constipated too.

  8. Nikki Avatar
    Nikki

    ah, that looks awfully uncomfortable. he looks like he’s constipated too.

  9. Burberryhillbilly Avatar
    Burberryhillbilly

    Ouch, the second pix looks to me like he’s concentrating very very hard on not giving in to the pain. That’s the sort of look I get when I’m being tattooed…Maybe it’s just me overwriting my expressions onto him. I hope he enjoyed the suspension, even if it was as uncomfortable as I think it looks.

  10. Burberryhillbilly Avatar
    Burberryhillbilly

    Ouch, the second pix looks to me like he’s concentrating very very hard on not giving in to the pain. That’s the sort of look I get when I’m being tattooed…Maybe it’s just me overwriting my expressions onto him. I hope he enjoyed the suspension, even if it was as uncomfortable as I think it looks.

  11. Lainey Avatar
    Lainey

    My first thought, “hey is the speedo necessary?” My second thought, “yeah, its totally necessary!”

  12. Lainey Avatar
    Lainey

    My first thought, “hey is the speedo necessary?” My second thought, “yeah, its totally necessary!”

  13. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    I can’t make myself like this position. Idk what it is, but I just don’t like the look of seated suspensions.

  14. Lilee Avatar
    Lilee

    I can’t make myself like this position. Idk what it is, but I just don’t like the look of seated suspensions.

  15. solocard Avatar

    I believe those nice pants of his were purchased at H&M….

    And it looks like he’s constipated in the second shot to me…

  16. solocard Avatar

    I believe those nice pants of his were purchased at H&M….

    And it looks like he’s constipated in the second shot to me…

  17. buttercup Avatar
    buttercup

    ah… how I miss Andy and his superhero pants

  18. buttercup Avatar
    buttercup

    ah… how I miss Andy and his superhero pants

  19. Caroline June Avatar

    “Fourtenn”?
    Looking good Andy!

  20. Caroline June Avatar

    “Fourtenn”?
    Looking good Andy!

  21. Dina Avatar

    Heck yes!

    😀

  22. Dina Avatar

    Heck yes!

    😀

  23. ARAkas Avatar
    ARAkas

    The second picture is most deffernatly a “Must not soil Y-fronts” kind of look to me.

  24. ARAkas Avatar
    ARAkas

    The second picture is most deffernatly a “Must not soil Y-fronts” kind of look to me.

  25. Jonn t. NØTHING Avatar

    Having been there at the time i can tell you all in that second photo andy’s look of concentration is him trying not to fart

  26. Jonn t. NØTHING Avatar

    Having been there at the time i can tell you all in that second photo andy’s look of concentration is him trying not to fart

  27. rosie Avatar
    rosie

    LOL @ 13 hahahah!
    love ya shorty.

  28. rosie Avatar
    rosie

    LOL @ 13 hahahah!
    love ya shorty.

  29. neek Avatar

    dude, you need to free yourself from the oppressive forces of the pants, just go commando. well done andy:)

  30. neek Avatar

    dude, you need to free yourself from the oppressive forces of the pants, just go commando. well done andy:)

  31. tattoodfreak206 Avatar

    It was actually really comfortable as it goes. I had a great time, and as planned it worked nicely in the style of a garden swing. :oD

    Oh, and Jonn is probably right. I was at one point trying not to fart, and also laughing, so i’ll let you all decide. haha

  32. tattoodfreak206 Avatar

    It was actually really comfortable as it goes. I had a great time, and as planned it worked nicely in the style of a garden swing. :oD

    Oh, and Jonn is probably right. I was at one point trying not to fart, and also laughing, so i’ll let you all decide. haha

  33. chloedon Avatar
    chloedon

    *shakeshead at fart talk*

  34. chloedon Avatar
    chloedon

    *shakeshead at fart talk*

  35. Jenna Avatar
    Jenna

    Nice underwear, i want some!

  36. Jenna Avatar
    Jenna

    Nice underwear, i want some!

  37. ())crayon))> Avatar
    ())crayon))>

    Andypants does it again!

  38. ())crayon))> Avatar
    ())crayon))>

    Andypants does it again!

  39. Magician Avatar

    Stop it you lot – don’t encourage him !

  40. Magician Avatar

    Stop it you lot – don’t encourage him !

  41. **loveless** Avatar
    **loveless**

    Does Andy the Tattooed Freak have any tattoos? I just don’t see any…

  42. **loveless** Avatar
    **loveless**

    Does Andy the Tattooed Freak have any tattoos? I just don’t see any…

  43. arcane Avatar
    arcane

    andys balls hahahah

  44. arcane Avatar
    arcane

    andys balls hahahah

  45. buttercup Avatar
    buttercup

    Andy has a big ol’ back piece goin on, you can also just see some ink on his right shoulder in the second pic.

  46. buttercup Avatar
    buttercup

    Andy has a big ol’ back piece goin on, you can also just see some ink on his right shoulder in the second pic.

  47. Matt Volatile Avatar

    We’ve got matching pants, Andy!

  48. Matt Volatile Avatar

    We’ve got matching pants, Andy!

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