A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

What happens in Texas does NOT stay in Texas

Seriously, what is it with Texas?

Comments

27 responses to “What happens in Texas does NOT stay in Texas”

  1. emily Avatar
    emily

    gah!

  2. NakedMeagan Avatar

    Now I know why I left Texas, fucking sheep getting fucked more than me. “shakes head”

  3. Stickboy22 Avatar

    That is the funniest pic ever! I also like how the sheep’s face was covered as well to protect her identity lol

  4. blackandblue Avatar
    blackandblue

    oh john… i mean… oh sheep fucker

  5. Sara Avatar
    Sara

    Yeah…Texas would make sense.
    But then again I’m from Indiana.
    But I’d like to think fucking cattle is just in better taste.
    MWHAHA
    ;P

  6. Nikki Avatar
    Nikki

    #2, my monitor would like to thank (or possibly curse) you for the iced tea bath it just received upon reading your comment. =P

  7. janosh Avatar
    janosh

    is it an old pic of our george w. ??? =)

  8. Sneezy Avatar
    Sneezy

    what do you call a wyoming (or in this case a texas) farmer with a sheep under each arm?

    either really happy or a pimp

  9. John D Avatar
    John D

    Haha, looks like a Ron Garza impersontion!!!!

  10. solocard Avatar

    Oh noes. Poor animal rape, etc.

  11. Mark Avatar
    Mark

    wow… and im actually friends with this person… ahhahahha

  12. me Avatar
    me

    Further proof that Texas is part of the real Axis of Evil.

  13. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    14, I resent that remark.

    Not all of us are idiots.

  14. adam Avatar

    good shot for maked wars!

  15. albeans Avatar

    Naked Wars was the first thing that popped into my mind 🙂

  16. Simplicity Avatar

    hahaha at #4.. i knew who it was right away too, which just makes this pic all the more priceless. he sure likes his nudity..

  17. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    Makes me proud to be a Texan =)

  18. alex Avatar
    alex

    much lulz at the people who think the sheep is real. Many more lulz at the picture.

  19. Sounds_like_lies Avatar
    Sounds_like_lies

    Just wondering if this is classed sex with a non-human non-animal or a plastic non-human animal?!

    In any case what is a non-human animal? and what are mermaids, centaurs and minotaurs classed as?!

  20. redredred Avatar
    redredred

    Could be the Netherlands too. I heard it in the news yesterday. A man has been accused of cruelty of animals but the judges decide that sex with animals is allowed as long as the animals are not suffering “emotional stress”.

    And because sheep can’t say “I do not want this” …

  21. LD Avatar
    LD

    #14. Texas is definitely in the axis of evil, right in there with Math, Dick Cheney, and the Economy.

  22. Sarvas Avatar

    this should be posted on naked wars aswell.. someone submit it

  23. Kaeley Avatar
    Kaeley

    #15 I agree

  24. Tattooed Princess Avatar

    Ahh, I remember that weekend well. The only girl in a house full of drunken nekkid boys, and still I got no action. Stupid slutty sheep, always going “baaaaaaa” at anyone who came near….

  25. Kelly Avatar
    Kelly

    Its not just Texas.
    There is liable to be
    sheep freakers anywhere
    in America.

    Its America.
    Whats with the sheep freakin’?

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