A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

Does it get her free Whoppers for life?

Kyndlee got this crazy “King for a Day Life” Burger King tattoo done by Bones13 at Electric Krayon in St. Robert, MO… I asked her the obvious question — why? — and she said, in short, that she thought it was funny.

Comments

128 responses to “Does it get her free Whoppers for life?”

  1. lish Avatar

    it’d be funnier if the tattoo weren’t so poorly done.

  2. lish Avatar

    it’d be funnier if the tattoo weren’t so poorly done.

  3. ALex Avatar
    ALex

    #26 i agree i mean he looks a little like a drunk abusive step father with thoughs eyes pointing in diffrent directions

  4. ALex Avatar
    ALex

    #26 i agree i mean he looks a little like a drunk abusive step father with thoughs eyes pointing in diffrent directions

  5. maddox Avatar
    maddox

    if get Whoppers 4 life AND 4 free, than I want this tattoo
    an than I get fat *lool*

  6. maddox Avatar
    maddox

    if get Whoppers 4 life AND 4 free, than I want this tattoo
    an than I get fat *lool*

  7. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    The eyes are the only bad part…

  8. Nicole Avatar
    Nicole

    The eyes are the only bad part…

  9. Heretic Avatar

    WOW that joke is going to stop being funny, along time before that tattoo is gone..

  10. Heretic Avatar

    WOW that joke is going to stop being funny, along time before that tattoo is gone..

  11. Wiggledance Avatar
    Wiggledance

    you can’t say fairer than that!

    I love the fact people get tattoos ‘just because’ makes me smile 🙂

  12. Wiggledance Avatar
    Wiggledance

    you can’t say fairer than that!

    I love the fact people get tattoos ‘just because’ makes me smile 🙂

  13. Wiggledance Avatar
    Wiggledance

    also #13 SURELY you have seen the recent adverts with the with the masks, i agree with all the people who say he is a little creepy haha

  14. Wiggledance Avatar
    Wiggledance

    also #13 SURELY you have seen the recent adverts with the with the masks, i agree with all the people who say he is a little creepy haha

  15. jennifer Avatar
    jennifer

    hey thats my friends tat. yes creepy…but very funny. and a really good piece of art work!!!! the same question has been on my mind…is that mustache indeed real?lmao

  16. jennifer Avatar
    jennifer

    hey thats my friends tat. yes creepy…but very funny. and a really good piece of art work!!!! the same question has been on my mind…is that mustache indeed real?lmao

  17. Ant Avatar

    Awesome. Although “The King” has always reminded me of V for Vendetta…

  18. Ant Avatar

    Awesome. Although “The King” has always reminded me of V for Vendetta…

  19. Marshall Avatar

    I love the king. He’s somehow the greatest advertising icon ever, and the most frightening. The recent “silent king” campaign has almost driven me to actually consume Burger King’s “food.”

  20. Marshall Avatar

    I love the king. He’s somehow the greatest advertising icon ever, and the most frightening. The recent “silent king” campaign has almost driven me to actually consume Burger King’s “food.”

  21. katie Avatar
    katie

    haha check out that guys moustache!!! if i saw someone in person with a moustache like that, i would have to touch it.

  22. katie Avatar
    katie

    haha check out that guys moustache!!! if i saw someone in person with a moustache like that, i would have to touch it.

  23. AmyL Avatar
    AmyL

    #32 Oh yeah! Lol…yeah I have.

  24. AmyL Avatar
    AmyL

    #32 Oh yeah! Lol…yeah I have.

  25. emmmluk Avatar

    I hate the King. He’ so creepy! I can’t even watch the commercials, or that stupid xbox game Sneak King. The tattoo is cute though.

  26. emmmluk Avatar

    I hate the King. He’ so creepy! I can’t even watch the commercials, or that stupid xbox game Sneak King. The tattoo is cute though.

  27. aivi Avatar
    aivi

    Great tattoo, it looks even a bit 3D in my opinion.
    I never knew Burger King had a mascot… I really like the tattoo and don’t think it’s poorly done, but I can’t compare it to the real character.
    “just because” reasoning for getting a tattoo make me smile. Sometimes it’s just more fun that people get funny pictures instead of great pieces of art (although I’m not saying the funny ones aren’t art) with great stories behind them.

    The moustache is hot :D. Congrats to him, if it’s real (‘is nicer than Hercule Poirot’s)

  28. aivi Avatar
    aivi

    Great tattoo, it looks even a bit 3D in my opinion.
    I never knew Burger King had a mascot… I really like the tattoo and don’t think it’s poorly done, but I can’t compare it to the real character.
    “just because” reasoning for getting a tattoo make me smile. Sometimes it’s just more fun that people get funny pictures instead of great pieces of art (although I’m not saying the funny ones aren’t art) with great stories behind them.

    The moustache is hot :D. Congrats to him, if it’s real (‘is nicer than Hercule Poirot’s)

  29. bones13 Avatar
    bones13

    the guys moustache was fake bit there is a real one growing in.
    Thanks for kind words.
    We had a blast with this tattoo.

  30. bones13 Avatar
    bones13

    the guys moustache was fake bit there is a real one growing in.
    Thanks for kind words.
    We had a blast with this tattoo.

  31. Dani Avatar
    Dani

    Rock on the burger king dude creeps me out but that’s still fuckign funny. The fake moustache really put it ove rthe top though. Good fun.

  32. Dani Avatar
    Dani

    Rock on the burger king dude creeps me out but that’s still fuckign funny. The fake moustache really put it ove rthe top though. Good fun.

  33. Mari Avatar
    Mari

    Very nice, but the BK creeps me out.

  34. Mari Avatar
    Mari

    Very nice, but the BK creeps me out.

  35. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    Tattooed logos (bme included) are not appealing to me. I don’t judge anyone for having them, but I’m curious what the appeal is.

  36. Horatio Avatar
    Horatio

    Tattooed logos (bme included) are not appealing to me. I don’t judge anyone for having them, but I’m curious what the appeal is.

  37. starless_dark Avatar

    The King is so creepy…

  38. starless_dark Avatar

    The King is so creepy…

  39. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar

    I’m so jealous of people who can afford to get tattoos because they think they are funny while I can’t afford to get ink that actually means something to me….

  40. Viking's Valkyrie Avatar

    I’m so jealous of people who can afford to get tattoos because they think they are funny while I can’t afford to get ink that actually means something to me….

  41. Venomous Intellect Avatar

    the tattoo looks nice, but I am disturbed by it’s meaning. Are people really that stupid now that they get fast food logo tattoos?! Also I hope she thinks about all the heart attacks and other health problems people get when eating that poison shit food. Really… It’s no better than getting goldenpalace.com tattooed on oneself. I bet that is even better because they pay….

  42. Venomous Intellect Avatar

    the tattoo looks nice, but I am disturbed by it’s meaning. Are people really that stupid now that they get fast food logo tattoos?! Also I hope she thinks about all the heart attacks and other health problems people get when eating that poison shit food. Really… It’s no better than getting goldenpalace.com tattooed on oneself. I bet that is even better because they pay….

  43. Kyndlee Avatar
    Kyndlee

    Well, to each their own. Just because I get a fast food logo tattooed on my body does not make me stupid at all. As for the heart attacks and other health problems people get when eating that poison shit food…How is that my problem? If people cant learn better eating habits then to eat at burger king every day….Thats on them. Not my fault. So, thanks for your input on the tattoo. If you dont like it…Dont get it. Not your body. To each their own…Like I said. Good day 🙂

  44. Kyndlee Avatar
    Kyndlee

    Well, to each their own. Just because I get a fast food logo tattooed on my body does not make me stupid at all. As for the heart attacks and other health problems people get when eating that poison shit food…How is that my problem? If people cant learn better eating habits then to eat at burger king every day….Thats on them. Not my fault. So, thanks for your input on the tattoo. If you dont like it…Dont get it. Not your body. To each their own…Like I said. Good day 🙂

  45. Benj Avatar

    What I think it’s funnier … people commenting very rude comments without knowing the person or evne the meaning of the tattoo. Fuck me if I love Burger King (I dont bu figure of speech), maybe the king bring her back personal memories (dead relatives, lost friends, etc etc). I tough Modblog was viewed by decent and mature individuals.

    End of Transmissions.

    (Just before some mature individuals blast me for my grammar, English is not my primary language)

  46. Benj Avatar

    What I think it’s funnier … people commenting very rude comments without knowing the person or evne the meaning of the tattoo. Fuck me if I love Burger King (I dont bu figure of speech), maybe the king bring her back personal memories (dead relatives, lost friends, etc etc). I tough Modblog was viewed by decent and mature individuals.

    End of Transmissions.

    (Just before some mature individuals blast me for my grammar, English is not my primary language)

  47. bones13 Avatar
    bones13

    Modd bashing modd how how sad..

    Hey Benj I’m with you.
    Thanks for the kinds words..

  48. bones13 Avatar
    bones13

    Modd bashing modd how how sad..

    Hey Benj I’m with you.
    Thanks for the kinds words..

  49. Max Brand Avatar

    very funny….but not done well…..

  50. Max Brand Avatar

    very funny….but not done well…..

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