A black-and-white photo of a person mid-air in a Superman-style body suspension pose, supported by multiple hooks in their back and legs, smiling joyfully toward the camera. They are suspended horizontally in a large indoor space with high ceilings and visible rigging. A group of onlookers—some seated, some standing—watch with expressions of admiration, amusement, and support. The atmosphere is lively and communal, capturing a moment of shared experience and transformation.

That evil, evil chair

This is what happens when you sit naked on a chair, and stand up quickly before you realize that your labial piercings have snagged on that chair! Yowwwch! These photos were taken two days afterwards (it’s stitched up now).

Comments

156 responses to “That evil, evil chair”

  1. eatyrspleens Avatar
    eatyrspleens

    WATCH ME AS I CRADLE MY CROTCH NOW.
    holy hell, that looks so painful.

  2. eatyrspleens Avatar
    eatyrspleens

    WATCH ME AS I CRADLE MY CROTCH NOW.
    holy hell, that looks so painful.

  3. TeeCee Avatar
    TeeCee

    *wince*

  4. TeeCee Avatar
    TeeCee

    *wince*

  5. Ev.Ol Avatar
    Ev.Ol

    *crosses legs, whimpers*

  6. Ev.Ol Avatar
    Ev.Ol

    *crosses legs, whimpers*

  7. lou Avatar

    AGHHHH! scary scary stuff!!!

  8. lou Avatar

    AGHHHH! scary scary stuff!!!

  9. Frances Avatar

    aww, looks very painful :/

  10. Frances Avatar

    aww, looks very painful :/

  11. Pol Avatar
    Pol

    that don’t look too pretty…

  12. Pol Avatar
    Pol

    that don’t look too pretty…

  13. emily Avatar
    emily

    i just see hanging meat curtains. where was the wound?

  14. emily Avatar
    emily

    i just see hanging meat curtains. where was the wound?

  15. kattKRYPTIC Avatar

    ewwwww 🙁
    aww thatd SUCK ass

  16. kattKRYPTIC Avatar

    ewwwww 🙁
    aww thatd SUCK ass

  17. maliceAlice Avatar
    maliceAlice

    Oh God. Ooooh God. That thump you heard is me fainting.

  18. maliceAlice Avatar
    maliceAlice

    Oh God. Ooooh God. That thump you heard is me fainting.

  19. lanise1286 Avatar
    lanise1286

    oh my god. this is the scariest thing ive ever seen. im never sitting in a chair naked for the rest of my life.

  20. lanise1286 Avatar
    lanise1286

    oh my god. this is the scariest thing ive ever seen. im never sitting in a chair naked for the rest of my life.

  21. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Thats more awkward than the time that I forgot how to sit down.

  22. Chris Avatar
    Chris

    Thats more awkward than the time that I forgot how to sit down.

  23. rebecca Avatar

    oh my god. you poor, poor girl! i would be on the floor dialing 911

  24. rebecca Avatar

    oh my god. you poor, poor girl! i would be on the floor dialing 911

  25. emily Avatar
    emily

    to add to my previous comment, this gives me even more of a reason and inspiration to get inner labial reduction.

  26. emily Avatar
    emily

    to add to my previous comment, this gives me even more of a reason and inspiration to get inner labial reduction.

  27. nature223 Avatar
    nature223

    ahhh dont have pussy peircing and a chair that will snag em???

  28. nature223 Avatar
    nature223

    ahhh dont have pussy peircing and a chair that will snag em???

  29. Helena Avatar

    Ouch, poor lady. This is why I couldn’t have genital piercings, I prance around naked far to much and this would be my worst nightmare!!

    Sending virtual get well moo moo kisses your way xxx hehe.

  30. Helena Avatar

    Ouch, poor lady. This is why I couldn’t have genital piercings, I prance around naked far to much and this would be my worst nightmare!!

    Sending virtual get well moo moo kisses your way xxx hehe.

  31. vermilion Avatar
    vermilion

    Ouch! but At frist I was confused cause of all the extra tidbits.

  32. vermilion Avatar
    vermilion

    Ouch! but At frist I was confused cause of all the extra tidbits.

  33. scully Avatar

    …ouch ouch ouch…

  34. scully Avatar

    …ouch ouch ouch…

  35. Toffisall Avatar
    Toffisall

    I’m lost for words…..
    That just sucks, so bad…
    =(

  36. Toffisall Avatar
    Toffisall

    I’m lost for words…..
    That just sucks, so bad…
    =(

  37. Isis pt Avatar

    ouchhhh…. having outer labia piercings, i sympathyse with the poor girl :/

  38. Isis pt Avatar

    ouchhhh…. having outer labia piercings, i sympathyse with the poor girl :/

  39. xJoshmeshuggahx Avatar
    xJoshmeshuggahx

    yummy =]
    thats original looking.
    hah.

  40. xJoshmeshuggahx Avatar
    xJoshmeshuggahx

    yummy =]
    thats original looking.
    hah.

  41. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    O.O Owwwwwww! O.O
    Now I fear for my little VCH just for being in the general area!

  42. HereKittyKitty Avatar
    HereKittyKitty

    O.O Owwwwwww! O.O
    Now I fear for my little VCH just for being in the general area!

  43. belle Avatar
    belle

    -cries- my labiaaaa. Oh man does that look like it hurt.

  44. belle Avatar
    belle

    -cries- my labiaaaa. Oh man does that look like it hurt.

  45. Xenobiologista Avatar

    Bet that would suck if you bicycled to work.

  46. Xenobiologista Avatar

    Bet that would suck if you bicycled to work.

  47. Dani Avatar

    ewwww, i hope shes okay!?

  48. Dani Avatar

    ewwww, i hope shes okay!?

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